Shickzilla
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Apparently, this is a thing, so be careful if you're out there nutting today!
Most Viral Edit: much love to my fellow degenerates on this most joyous Devil Nut Day
Sep 14, 2023 2:02 PM
Shickzilla
121044
1938
22
Apparently, this is a thing, so be careful if you're out there nutting today!
Most Viral Edit: much love to my fellow degenerates on this most joyous Devil Nut Day
Urinemywetsuit
Oh shit. My man is currently getting a vasectomy as we speak. The doctor is collecting his nuts! SATAN IS FINALLY HERE š¤š¾
doomedtogrow
What the devil are you doing out here??? Nuttin.
TheSecondPiewackit
Today was my dad's birthday. Go figure.
keelindsey
Me too, devil, me too.
RavagedByTheSavage
Damn. Kinda coincidental that today's my birthday. š¤
certainlynotaserialkiller
cheeseslaw
Forwarding this to my wife to let her know we have plans tonight.
ALLCAPSROCK
Devil nutting... explains why everyone is so salty!
MKaiser
too late
certainlynotaserialkiller
westPAguy
OmgOptimized
Snu-snu
Gestalt7
Everything reminds me of her...
DreamingOfToday
Checked with Dwight Schrute and can confirm...
Mccoshsm
It is a thing, but a different date
TinyRavenFeathers
YokoOhNoUDint
idiotsonfire
Belief in superstition is the clearest evidence you can present of something being wrong with either mental health or a failure of education
PeeturDee
No, not them nuts. Why? They are D's nuts.
Totallynotarealbear
Who knew the d was for Devil!
anitabieror6
a lady up the street sweeps her filberts out in the street and I was seriously gonna pick em up for my chickens. didnt know bout the devil
ThailandExpress
the Devil probably
MrKomisiripala
MrsSlavicHorse
Would you like to live deliciously
Oronoguy
RailRabbit
HillOfBeans
That smile. That damned smileā¦
SLCtechie
If the devil nuts in space, how much faster will it accelerate him into the dark abyss?
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Depends on whether or not your mother had to work a double!
LustrousShadow
Depends on how turned on he is.
sunyudai
To answer this question, we would need to know: 1. The devil's current mass and trajectory. 2. The devil's nut-load size and velocity.
Oronoguy
666
Einstein9073
Velocity and position are quantities that have a direction in addition to Justice size. So well, you probably need a decimal point in that - the idea of a 600 g ejaculate is frightening - You definitely need a couple of units and the direction.
kodiak931155
But i have described my nut as "justice sized" before
Einstein9073
fuckin autoincorrect decided that was a better transcription than "just a size"
keillrandor
If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a BIG surprise :P
Totallynotarealbear
If you go down to the woods today you'd better spread those thighs!
Iaimtomisbehave
No, no, come on out to the woods.
TheLizardLord
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Rovylern
spidermenz
Ima comin!
wolfspirit21
NotJackieDaytona
Rovylern
unluckyandbored
Ohh no. I'm not falling for that again.
DonaldFuck
This is why people worship the devil.
NotTheActualCharlieDay
idiotsonfire
Artist is IAHFY if you want to find the picture with more than 3 pixels.
Affray
When he shows up and all the nuts are gone because people don't take him seriously:
tacotaco8288
Iām always fascinated by religious beliefs that taken out of context make no sense whatsoever. For example Muslims and eating pigs, before pigs were so dirty and infested by deceases that could make the jump to humans. Eating them was not safe. Now we know we know how to cook and prepare them but the literature has been written and you canāt convince someone. Not saying you canāt have your beliefs but the reasoning for the literature was never written down.
Fishkeeper
It wasn't necessarily that pigs were dirtier (they're fairly clean animals), but that people didn't have things like meat thermometers to know when meat was fully cooked, and pigs can carry a couple of particularly nasty parasites that you really need your meat to be cooked about.
tacotaco8288
I think I covered that when I said we know how to prepare them now.
Fishkeeper
Eh, I'm only nitpicking the use of "before", I suppose. The pig disease level hasn't changed (if anything, it's worse), just the ability to cook.
tacotaco8288
Itās a bit of both. Better equipped for cooking and for detecting deseases. Had the same argument with a Heath teacher. He asked why we have more STDs now than in the old days. Responses were people are having more sex, multiple partners, better contraceptives so people felt comfortable not using condoms. I said well Iām sure we can identify more stds because of developments in sciences. But that got shut down
Fishkeeper
I was mostly referencing the fact that factory farming and transporting livestock all over the world is great for having new diseases pop up and spread.
tacotaco8288
The best example I hear was a woman cooking a ham for dinner. She would cut 3 inches off the end and make the meal. When asked well āmy mother always did thatā, they ask the mother āwell my mom always did thatā. They ask the grandma āoh my pan was to short to fit the whole ham so I cut it to fitā. If no reason is given for an action your just doing something random and have no idea why besides well they did it this way.
ShiftyBat
This is heartwarmingly auspicious, as I will be attending a metal concert tonight. Good reminder to bring mixed nuts for the ride, just in case Satan tags along.
Shickzilla
Have good mosh pitting!
ShiftyBat
Update: there was a 30 ft wide circle pit during a Babymetal song, a sentence I never imagined, and unsurprisingly Dethklok was one of the best live bands I've ever seen.
Shickzilla
That sounds like a great time! My buddy is big into metal so I go with him to shows. Saw Avatar and had a total blast. Told him we need to go see Wind Rose when they visit LA again. He also threw my ass up to crowd surf for the first time. Metal folks are the best people
darthstormer
*pantsless in the woods, bent over at the waist gathering acorns* Oh no! I hope the devil isn't out here looking for a place to go nutting.
willpostanything
CatEyebrows
Oh no step devil, I seem to be stuck in this nut
potentiallyunsafe
Clayman8
Frodomann1
SatanOfCourse
InfocalypseRising
NarratesTheDarkerStory
that's my favorite program to listen and dab to.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
and, ya know, receive rigorous anal.
lordfwahfnah
flyingmonkeystick
MrKomisiripala
timbazi
*...buttocks aquiver*
sosume
Sageypie
I've seen so many depictions of a demon wherlbarrowing around his massive unit that I'm left wondering what I missed from scripture that led to people saying, "yeah, guy's got a HUUUUU-YUUUUGE dick"
vegivamp
Sex is bad and the religious don't understand women so obviously they're going to be seduced by demons with humongous fungus. Emissions like a donkey's and all that.
Sageypie
That tracks, actually. Some lady made fun of Ezekiel's needle dick some time before 1978, and now we have to deal with sex shaming millenia later.
stygiansojourn
Leithoa
A classic
blessedarethecheesemakers
AngyBanangy
Shia Laboef!!
MrBismarck
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Sploosh indeed
DadOnTheInternet
TheMadRohirrim
Hooray Storybots