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Dec 3, 2019 12:10 AM
SevenAngryTortoises
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seemyvestseemyvest
Fuck this guy is my hero
ProudAussie
Fuck. Now I want a grilled cheese but it's blood too hot to cook.
Maldraek
Friday Night Lights was a really good show.
Picard2024
Loudarock
Daniel Danger! Check out his art. He’s one of my favorites. I own 3 of his prints.
flyingfishstick
I recently bought one! I just need to get off my ass and frame it already.
Gaverus
Dapro1
Am I the only one that thinks the words are cringe as fuck and wouldn’t attract customers at all
fettuccine
Bet
somethingstupidandclever
Those are two different trucks
marvijarvi
These are two different trailers.... :/ Almost had my hopes up :p
GhostPussy
I would 100% travel to wherever this is for a sammich
momopeachz
Would rather get sum dank cheese n bread n butter for tree fiddy
namAehT
I'm going to open a cart called "FUCK YOU, FRIES" that serves buckets of salted fries. You want more shit? Fuck off.
pfffft
It's super popular here in the Netherlands
MarkPenrice
I'd still be interested. I've paid far more for worse at music festivals. Though it'd be nice if you could stretch to a bottle of ketchup.
MarkPenrice
And/or vinegar, depending on location.
namAehT
Fuck off. You get fries.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Do you at least serve with a small bowl of Tomato soup?
Noumenon72
No soup for you! For that you get your grilled cheese out of the blender.
tzxAzrael
je suis Christ. just asking for a slice of tomato it's "face on the grill"... don't want to know what he'll do for "bowl of tomato soup"
Kelevra732
I would absolutely talk to this person about Friday Night Lights all day at that back window
itshighnoonforlunch
Its like if Ron Swanson opened up a food truck, except he would definitely open a bacon wrapped turkey leg truck and not grilled cheese
MarkPenrice
Bacon and egg sandwich truck, obviously. Though those are already a thing.
CptRobotNinja
It would be a steak and whiskey truck you fucking phillistine
itshighnoonforlunch
IYWR in the episode where they are having the festival in the filled in Pit and Tom is introducing Ron to his current gf he is eating said
itshighnoonforlunch
Drumstick and calling it his favorite food truck food.
IMINCONSTANTFEAROFBECOMINGNONEXISTENTAFTERDEATH
He doesn't keep steak hidden everywhere.
theoriginaljfizz
If I was rich I would court this gentleman into a lucrative business contract, and force him into a lifetime of servitude and regret by
theoriginaljfizz
Slowly forcing him to give up on his imaginary moral high ground for sweet sweet profits while rapidly expanding his locations and menu
theoriginaljfizz
And using words like "cynergy" and "customer oriented" and "throughput" while enticing him with bonuses but also drastically multiplying
theoriginaljfizz
His responsibilities slowly and methodically until he becomes a bitter shell of his formal self and is only dirven by greed and his hundred
theoriginaljfizz
Dollars a day drug habits but he will continue to morph into an inhuman corporate shill because of his ever expanding lifestyle and monthly
theoriginaljfizz
Expenditures and then we will go public and he'll be there to ring the bell opening day on wall street and that will be the sound of his
Bukkhockey
This doesn't work. I crunched some basic numbers and you won't be able to make a profit
Ninjainslippers
Yeah this is stupid shit. People don't get why restaurant food costs money.
MigraMines
seriously i need this right now
PanykFelidae
Unpopular opinion: a bit of onion and using slices of cheap mozzerella is better than plain cheddar
Lavabeardednerd
What's the policy for adding bacon?
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
bring your own
BlindGardener
Face. Griddle. Embarrassing to you.
TotallyNotSarah
My college dorm used to sell these exact sandwiches in their lobby at the same price point. Made a fortune.
Ninjainslippers
They did not make a fortune. Probably sold a lot but after labor and food cost you're hoping to make a couple pennies on each.
TotallyNotSarah
It was a volunteer fundraiser to have events/funds for the dorms to do fun things. Labor was free. Food costs >20 dollars.
TotallyNotSarah
They made a comparative fortune of 50-60 dollars a night after food costs. I said fortune in jest.
Ninjainslippers
Ah, your dry humor was lost on me. I was too busy trying to teach dummies that this model doesn't work in the free market.
B1rd0g
Better idea, no change, give 5 dollars you either get 5 sandwiches or you have payed for the next 5 people, help the homeless
B1rd0g
4 people, I can’t math, it’s early
B1rd0g
Next 4 people
Insomnia297
Wait, what? This is real?
DaisyDays86
I mean, grilled cheese is great, but have you ever tried ja-cket potato? https://www.imcdb.org/i787459.jpg
ruferto
you should take venmo tho. ok maybe not for $1 ... but yea, that's just good business sense. who carries cash anyway?
tzxAzrael
people who want to get his grilled cheese, obviously.
CrumbBubbly
Sort out your own shit
SteveMND
I like your idea, but you could make more money if you charged $2 or $3.
rockfireman
howmanypeopleareonthisdamnwebsite
ClutchPopper
Read the truck
SteveMND
thatsthejoke.gif
ClutchPopper
Ah, my bad
babycheesehead
Or $5 or $6
WoeToHice
Yes, Carol, I know how the money works.
srlfish
thornlord
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Memeeater
This diagram does not show what you think it shows
ButHisHeadComeOff
Maybe theyre agreeing with the original statement
SergeantTerryJeffords
This guy took an economics class
Memeeater
This is wrong though
zeketheviking
That dude is my hero. I would give $10 for the first one just to keep him around for later when I'm self destructing and need a place to
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zeketheviking
Most of the time I don't get jokes, so spoiling them it isn't really a thing. At least through text. Face to face I get them better.
zeketheviking
2. Buy a $1 grilled cheese.
Fairdinkums
Pretty sure if you gave this guy $10 you'd get 10 grilled cheeses then and there and told to fuck off
tzxAzrael
it's explicitly laid out in the terms and conditions, in fact.
zeketheviking
Probably, but that doesn't stop me from hoping.
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
And they say customer service is dead
Dionysus187
GOOD
MarkPenrice
If that kept him in business, and I could get them into my fridge without too much of a delay so I could microwave them later, so be it.
cattywumpus
I'm okay with that too.
CptRobotNinja
Thats...yeah the deal is very clear...
rockfireman
Well then he's gonna have to figure his life out
semperfi891
Aw man, I'll start me up a soup truck right nextdoor. $1 soup bowl.
nacklemurnig
Like someone else said, open a booth that charges a dollar to give you correct change. (Before obviously)
Ninjainslippers
Great, twice the amount of bankrupt food trucks!
Chrispybobispy
Yay! Twice the lines!
hardytardigrade
You should charge $15
MementoMoriMotherFucker
I would pay $2 for a grilled cheese and a tomato soup
JustEatingBagelBites
Tomato soup
POTUSJamesMarshall
Gotta go to the bowl truck first; that’s how they get you
MarkyLeShark96
Hmmm, I’m looking for some clothes I can purchase at your soup truck ?
MaggieB12
That sounds kinda awesome...
YouL0stTheGame
Serve everything but tomato soup
Cheomesh
Do I need to hang a foot?
ehhhidunno
You monster!
BlackThornDalinar
Easy there Satan
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
You're fucked up. +1
semperfi891
Oof, that's how people get hurt right there!
xVVitch
Good. I hate tomato soup.
ToneyLoo
Several people had the same idea, this was his response:
tarataqa
My step-mom can't cook either, but she shags me like a minx!
zeketheviking
That's some real shit, back pain ain't no joke.
SnossedAndLost
I'd say just sell truck-temp bottled water. "The water is purely for washing down the grease, I dont care if its 'warmer than my mouth'."
ThatCanadianViking
But they are 5 bucks
FuryM0nk
Calm down there, Disney.
ProbablyNotMegatron
“I fell off a cliff so now all you fuckers are getting a grilled cheese”
Chpgmr
and on your truck you can write "Everything that guy says but for soup"
JoeT85
That's check mate. Gotta do it
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Well, looks like you're going to need to rent some spoons for that soup!
InappropriateSexualComment
Butt for soap eh? I'll think about it of the soup is any good
Wolf2Worrior
"butt for soap" Ya in prison, bud?
TheDustyOne
Only need 3 soups. vegetable beef, chicken noodle and tomato
MarkPenrice
No. One soup. "What we got". Like an office vending machine. Maybe today it'll be vegetable peelings, or perhaps vaguely tomatoey water?
MarkPenrice
Though hopefully the truck will serve something better. Like Smartprice/Great Value whatevers-cheapest from a tin.
middlehead
Only need three soups: tomato, tomato, and tomato.
MarkPenrice
Especially if it can also serve as a glass of tomato juice once you allow it to cool. Naturally, the correct serving method is in a cup.
MarkPenrice
Trying to serve bowls from a food truck is just fraught with potential hassle, and cups are easier to dip grilled cheeses into.
TheAdventuresofCarltheIncompetentLabAssisstant
What about a fourth soup? I suggest tomato
zsefvgb
cold tomato, condensed tomato with milk and condensed tomato with water?
CatatonicCowMoo
Dont forget about hearty tomato! The tomato soup that isn't really creamy at all AND has small chunks of tomato in it!
snipedthewrongguy
Didnt the prove this is a shopped stock photo? The first hint of fishy was the double axle turning magically into a single axle
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
BarnabasWizardcock
It's designed that way to it can turn left better.
iamnid
They also both purport to show the same side of the trailer (ignoring the more obvious axle problem)
NZSheeps
MagicOrpheus310
Suddenly it looks Photoshopped as hell!!
tibris
how about you shut the fuck up and let us have our dreams?
justnerdingout
No, this is real. And greasy as they come.
emeraldsun40
Sooooo you're saying there is NO $1 grilled cheese truck?!?! Daymn... disappointment here!
theoriginaljfizz
Sonofa
ExistentialDreadlocks
That was your first clue and not the changing text?
tzxAzrael
come on, you never heard of a "third wheel" ?
snipedthewrongguy
It was someone post art plan, here's the real image https://images.app.goo.gl/NHHb2yo35oWabm6f8
MrBaBOOM
Lol just a FYI for the working folk clicking the x makes the window pop up porn, you've been warned.
splain
Lol, it totally does. I though you were joking.
incrediblypunny
...no it doesn't.
pathoftim3
cheese truck porn!
Scar1203
Made me click that for nothing.
jakeinthehood
I don't understand the point of this lie
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
Most food service trucks and trailers will have one side with a single axle and one side with a double axle . This is because it helps
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
nothing, I made it up.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
Lol. Fucker.
Arcygenical
Definitely not a viable business plan in Canada
Ninjainslippers
Or anywhere at all.
MarkPenrice
$2, then.
AMRIV
Do Canadians not like grilled cheese? Or is it because of the exchange rate?
dylanamanhouilhan
Dairy cartel artificially increases the price of cheese and butter. If you get actual cheddar you are looking at like 20 cents a slice alone
dylanamanhouilhan
This is factoring bulk pricing. Cheaper unsliced but then you need to spend hours slicing
postman69
Why?
Ninjainslippers
Labor is the largest component of any food business. The cheaper you make the food, the bigger the chunk of labor becomes.
Arcygenical
Mmm my labor costs are under 20% while my food costs are around 22%. Usually, but not universally true. Contribution (rent power) killed me.
Ninjainslippers
Either your menu price is high, you're buying shit ingredients, or you're fucking over workers. I suspect the latter two.
Arcygenical
Not my business. Think what you will, I picked up a lot of the labour slack, and i wont agree or disagree
Arcygenical
Dairy is almost as expensive as meat here in Canada, the food cost would be too damn high.
twozerooz
Yay supply management....
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
So charge a toonie. It's the same business model. Just a different price.
Arcygenical
Sure the model works with different input variables. The plan doesnt though. Here in Toronto you'dmake more with a 15$ vegan option though.
penzick
Not if you used American cheese. It's like 10% dairy, tops.