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Jul 22, 2016 8:51 PM
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magicaldaddy
"Don't look at me. I voted for Kodos!"
ninjabadg3r
This is not true. Breaking the idea of the two party system is progression away from that system. And were closer than ever to doing that.
nosoupforoldmen
I seriously doubt either one of those candidates were born in the US
gambit464
muskeris
"There is nothing new under the sun" - The Friggin Bible
Insomniacbable
Ok well it's fine for this.... I don't care how much you all hate Hillary because they don't hate Trump! And everybody's fucked if he wins
buddbilly
Pat Paulsen for President
imanatheistdebateme
Vote for whatever person you feel is the most qualified. Parties that get votes get funding in the next election.
ErinFromTheOffice
KODOS 2016
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
I think you mean KONY
th3goodj3rk
Fuck you. KANG 2016.
HEXADECIMAL
Either one is better than the two we have now.
rowesie
Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich
cookiepussforever
Finally, someone else agrees with this. No one gets it when I say this.
TheyCallMeMISTERCheeseBags
But do some of us get tiny American flags?
randomfraggrenade
Just like this repost...nothing changed
deeviralbuzz
page80
Schwarzenegger/Stallone 2020
Drakelake
Make. this. happen.
mooselikestoparty
I like Arnold, but I'm against Austrians running countries that aren't Austria. It didn't work out last time.
thisisnotasmartname
AFAIK, people not born in America cannot run for presidency
8hourgamer
The prophecy of 1993 is one step closer http://pop-verse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/demolition_man_1993_3-1.jpg
Isgrimnur
Not without an amendment
angrybeards
Camacho/Not Sure 2024
ThisIsMyDecoyAccount
#GiantMeteor2016
WhitestKidYouKnow
You forgot Ross Perot punching through his hat. That was the best part.
Thorbane
Yes, we know. Trouble is Trump is an narcissistic idiot bully as well.
ElephantNipplesAreWeird
I pledge my allegiance to my alien overlords.
sisterofthemoon
Hillary is the Alien on the right.
RonSwansonTheGreat
This was posted 2 hours ago with the exact same title and content. Take your filthy repost and go away.
hawthorneandash
They were reposting too then because I saw this somewhere else and put it here because I though you assholes would like it. Chill pls.
sisterofthemoon
It's ok OP we love you.
VoPo
"I saw this somewhere else" On an episode of The Simpsons, you mean?
hawthorneandash
That too! But on the onion, too.
Anon1578
Actually, something did change: the nominees are actually geting worse than the aliens. It's all a meme from here. I vote Stalone for pres.
ElioNope
On the other hand, one of the nominees is trying to *get rid* of the aliens. I dunno, does that sound like a bad guy to you? /s
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Norris/Seagal 2016
Tysseract
Gary Johnson
JoshsCompany
Komacho! He's gonna fix the Tortillas an' shit!
LuckyWristbands
I'm more for Sigourney Weaver
HEXADECIMAL
No! Kodos for President!
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Terry Crews the way!
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
All. All the way *facepalm*
rachiechilipepper
Crews/Johnson
hawthorneandash
The aliens have learned to adopt our wicked ways.
aleister94
Was this really 20 years ago? I think I remember watching it new
aleister94
Huh it was in 1996 that's weird I could have sworn I watched it new
House45177
Gary Johnson 2016
spaghettiThunderbolt
Why not vote for someone that has a chance of actually being elected?