KantSpelle
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MRW the person in charge of the grill cooks all the steaks well done
Jun 14, 2015 5:27 PM
KantSpelle
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RaynieDai
As the Lord of Light wills it
Deadpooool
On topic: medium rare or gtfo.
DivesFromWipeClub
i like mine rare rare though :(
OmeQuicksilver
I never thought I'd hate someone more then the Frays....and then this.
MrOji
uitSCHOT
DUDE!! that's horrible!! I love it!!!
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
Oh god...I'm going to hell but I'm laughing the whole way there
jayol
Hahahaha who did this!
OneHighFocus
Ohhhh... Burnnnn
blueowl642
I heard his daughter was all fired up for Father's Day this year. She even paid for his gift with cold, hard, ash.
MisterNesbitt
you.....glorious....motherfucker!
GimlisNipples
Friggin caught me so off guard I nearly did a spit take
thunderbolt10a
I laughed, but you monster.
Thinklogically
Nice.
TheCapnJoe
Bruh
ButIsTHISUsernameTaken
Oh my God, you dark fuck.
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ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
CaptainAmericaWantsYouToWatchYour
Language.
Agent
The meat is dark and full of gristle
TeaCollector
Why did you let them near the grill in the first place?
awfulhero
You had the opportunity to say 'stake' and you missed it OP, for shame
puddlejumper
Do you mean "steak"?
LadiesManTwo17
Judging from the username, I don't think he knew the difference.
calway
http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/transformers.gif
NomDeImguerre
Are you saying he made a miss stake?
Snarknado
Shame, shame, shame! *bell*
thatguythatistooweirdforhumankind
mermaidstillbirth
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
@KantSpelle you got burned
KantSpelle
Tis true, tis true. I guess I'll just leave the ashes to burn and not mess with the hot coals of my lack of puns.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
I'll just let it simmer
allibaster12
(1/2) It depends on how many people are over. If there's like 15 people, I'm not going to cook the steaks differently. Go to Applebee's.
allibaster12
(2/2) If you don't like it, don't eat it. More for me. It's most likely my steak anyway and you didn't pitch in for it. Bring your own!
inugod
Hang in There...
DoubleUDoubleUDoubleU
As a Japanese person: MRW I meet an elder.
hufflepuffgangster
As a Nigerian - same.
Knivz
snort laughed at this
kokorobrokoro
You have to bow that far?
PitbullsPublicist
you don't wanna offend anyone by doing a shitty bow.
kokorobrokoro
And yet here it's too much pressure for my 3 year old niece to say "thank you" for her presents.
Spicymuffins89
This is the part where I say I like my steaks Well done, and my comment gets down voted into smithereens.
Keleesi
MRW:
PitbullsPublicist
wait.. is he crying ?
MrJacinto
The steaks were well done, Coral. CORAL. They were WELL DONE.
RedSetting
Make the steaks medium and collect hate from both sides
ScrubbLord
Well done is best done
speershawks
Its okay the steaks were a bit scaley.
mokkel
y'all goin to hell anyways
quintusfontane
Looked a bit grey to me as well.
TheyburnedthePrincess
My name seems relevant. Also http://imgur.com/r/WTF/OpFcp
KantSpelle
Don't worry, the hotdogs are still good. http://imgur.com/QpbQFre
MySpecialBrand
Did you say hotdogs?
ChefG0ldblum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfprRZQxWps
liquorihardlyknewher
Omg, you're amazing +1
KrondorMocker
Wait, is something burning...?
xNexx
Somebody should edit the fireman out
SWEkitsune
I like your type of humor
Potaterzpotateyo
You're on track for top comment as well here, OP.
BloodBlight
If this person "in charge" of the grill cools everything well done, then they are NOT "in charge"! :)
rookie23
Especially when the skin bursts/peels backs and starts to reek of flavor.I tried.
MisterNesbitt
bosstonez
Spencinator24
Where'd you find this?
MisterNesbitt
which one?
MargaretThatcher
You are so cruel and unusual... I love it
maelstr0m
For the grill is hot and full of meatthings.
smc1987
Maybe the hotdogs are midrare
EulaliaSaxons
I knew what the gif was gonna be before clicking on it
Stoobers
http://imgur.com/gpwtQuj
Lockerkid
Did he want a burger?
valdbagina69420
This funny
KrondorMocker
MrTurtleWrangler
Is that Theon and Ramsays' actors?
Curiousone545
You're welcome. :D <3 pls watch the wonderful Ygritte/Jon Snow skit all the way through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7xO5P3Az4 6:20 ;)
sqrtDanielSqared
MRW when scrambled or "over hard"
HellooooNurse81
Yeah.... so I didn't watch the most recent episode.... thanks a lot, bro
NeverDropYourSoap
Its funny cus she dead
Sicfacade115
But is she well done?
TheAveragePerson
We'll she how well she cooks in the next episode I guess
chettlar
Overcooking kills
JohnQPubic
well they all are now
Atharaphelun
So is her mum. Yup.
Saric92
Read the books, haven't watched the show. Who died?
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bimpnottin
This part already happened in the books (being in lockdown in the snow). The show is just wandering away from the books.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Last week? Shireen. In general? Everyone.
Frederf
Elchja
Stannis's daughter. The one with grey scale. I think... I don't watch the show either. Stannis killed her.
AUniqueUsername
Shireen.
thecrayonisred
How? And why? I've read the books but don't watch the show.
DVeagle74
King's blood!
someguynamedted
Because the Red Bitch is a bitch and show-Stannis is a little fucker. Book-Stannis is so much better.
LadiesManTwo17
Shireen was put to the stake by Stannis' order, which seems odd as in the books he said should he die to put her on the throne.
Saric92
Yeah that's the main reason why I haven't bothered. The show seems to be going completely off the rails
nukm4
From what I've heard this has been confirmed to be coming in the books as well. OR at least was put in at George's suggestion.
blepability
It is off the rails. So many plots and characters ruined. They killed Barristan the Brave a few weeks ago for literally no reason.
Wastyvez
They killed him off so they could simplify the show even more and delegate his role to Tyrion. I mean, fuck his entire storyline from ADWD.
InSovietRussiaNudesSendYou
It has been 5 years since I read the books... I don't remember him dying in the books...
DataLady
My Dad will buy expensive meat. Porterhouses and what not and then cook every single one well done. "No one wants it raw..." - Dad
WumboPower
I'm not snobbish about a lot of things... but cooking expensive meat well done hurts me on the inside.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
so sorry.
AntonioStark
He's not your real father .
Creeponomist
You'll have to kill him.
sooner518
my father in law used to do that. i asked him to put mine on way after he put on the others. now, hes the only one who eats it well done
GodEmperorOfImgur
Well, I for one needs my meat well done. I hate it, cause I LOVE juicy read steaks, Every time I have to spend an hour or so on the toilet.
JackieTreehornProductions
Medium is not raw dad! *sigh*
MollyNapQueen
Well, it's the best way. I don't like it raw.
AllHailSagan
Oh god. My dad too! I thought I hated steak growing up. Didn't enjoy it until I was in my twenties and discovered medium rare.
ThisIsGod
Some people are stupid. I'm sorry to be the one to break the news to you. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
WhatIfZeldaWasAGirl
I can't handle medium rare. The texture is too squishy. I realise I'll never win a popularity contest, but medium is the least I can handle
HomelessToddler
He can dad me. I love everything cooked to fucking hell and even a bit charred.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Me too. And ketchup.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
Hamburgers. The food you're looking for is hamburgers
ThisIsGod
People don't understand that ketchup is to make bad food taste okay. My grandfather eats filet mignon with ketchup...FILET MIGNON!
WumboPower
I'm just wondering, have you people tried a nice steak medium rare?
HomelessToddler
Yeah it's fucking gross.
GHDUDE17
Yes. It's gross. I choked it down because it was expensive and I didn't pay for it, but never again.
ChloePrice
But why not just by cheap stuff then? Like, not even in an offensive way, it's just cheaper and tastes pretty much the same at well-done...
WumboPower
Yeah exactly, eat well done steak all you want, but please don't waste expensive meat doing it, it all tastes the same at that point.
Aubster
No it doesn't; a good cut of meat will always taste much better than a cheaper cut, regardless of being well-cooked or not
Mclovin21
Not really. I don't like well done steak but as long as you cook it correctly it's just personal preference.
ChloePrice
Of course it's preference. I don't mind that. But you don't really need super flavourful meat when you cook it well done from my experience.
orealious82
Once I went to the beach and the people with us bought awesome tuna steaks and then cooked them well done, fucking blasphemy
raisinjones
Criminal. A friend did the same, but I didn't want to butt in it was his kitchen. Not many people know how to get a proper sear.
TheodoreKMullins
So you're complaining about free food... That's more blasphemous I think.
CatrionaShadowleaf
But it's not food at that point.
orealious82
We all pitched in (there were like 7 of us), two of them went to the market. A self renowned "seafood expert" grilled them
Wastyvez
As a book reader, I refuse to acknowledge the existance of this scene. Shireen is fine, she's happily reading books at Castle Black.
mynameisnotalice
They _need_ her for the ongoing of the season. And it is against Stannis' character to watch his daughter being burned.
ResidentDietitian
GRRM approved the death of Shireen, and said she was going to die in the books.
s3mperphirangers
Well Val seems to think the sickness is just dormant, but i wouldnt be surprised if she gets sacrificed although it absolutely doesnt fit
ResidentDietitian
I don't think Stannis will have anything to do with her death in the books. I think Mel and Selyse will do it while Stannis is gone.
s3mperphirangers
the book Stannis. But isnt he better liked then Daenerys disregard that he has 0 chance to get the throne? Grrm might want to change that.
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
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PitbullsPublicist
fuck off 9gag >D
Dnaria
He dosnt have any hands D:
PitbullsPublicist
cannot unsee.
Aha355
Am I the only one that prefer my meat well cooked all the way through?
ChocolateWithRaisins
Generally, it's mostly white people. Not trying to be offensive. I am black and I rarely see or hear a black person ask medium rare or rare.
E7C69
No you arent, its just people are so smug about their meat people dont want to say anything or theyll get rude comments saying theyre wrong
Hybris51129
I am the same way. The thing is getting to a true proper well done with burning the meat is a skill most people never develop.
jeffreybaratheon
HUGE SPOILERS FOR THE FINALE IN NEXT COMMENT!
jeffreybaratheon
So we're all pretty sure that since they didn't actually show Stannis dying, Brienne held back at the last second and he's alive, right?
JesusToldMe
I hope she did it. But I see no reason to keep him alive now that he has no army.
Ericht
The show goes out of its way to be unpredictable. We won't know for sure until next season.
Angialio
People that cook steaks well done are the same kind of animals that pour the milk into the bowl before the cereal.
Goodwolf
Come the revolution, they will be the first against the wall!
HomelessToddler
You fucking savage. Cereal belongs in a tall glass. It's 2015.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
ESPECIALY THE ONES THAT MICROWAVE THE MILK FIRST. Looking at you, WIFE!
LordOfTheIdiots
And yet their toothbrush before putting on toothpaste
GR3453m0nk3y
Why would I wet it after putting the toothpaste on? Thus diluting the toothpaste?
FelipeRios
I do both...
trailerparksupervisor
I do wet it before and after putting on the toothpaste...
Pffffffffffbbbbbbbrrrrrrtttttttt
Yeah, let's just get all those shit particles floating around in the bathroom that settled on our toothbrush right into our mouths!
quiznos
Wait, is that not normal? You don't have to wash the toothpaste do you?
SpartanOwl417
I'm just paranoid for raw looking food and tapeworms.
irna
I just like taste of well done steak. But yeah, no one likes worms on their food either....
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
We ask them politely yet firmly to leave, son
ThisIsGod
If I could choose one show to kill and one show to revive, I'd take the Simpsons out of their misery and revive King of the Hill.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
king of the hill knew how to bow out gracefully. remade beavis and butthead, and celebrity deathmatch episodes taught us to let things die.
ViolentVibrator
I had a friend walk out on a date because he ordered his steak well done.
followapelaw
Good.
eggtartsandfarts
That's really stupid though. I hope you're joking. Why can't people eat what they want? What's up with this snobbishness.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
They can, no one said they couldn't, the chef will do it if asked, just like they'll bring you ketchup if you ask.
ViolentVibrator
This girl is the definition of train wreck and entitlement. One of those people you keep on Facebook to enjoy the show with a bag of popcorn
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
Of everything that's happened in this show, this scene was the most disturbing to me. So hard to watch.
holymopandbucket
I know... stannis is fucked up
Thatgirlarlyn
I didn't expect the mom to react that way. I hated her till that scene, to be honest.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I still hated her in that scene, because she was all for it in the beginning of the scene until the fire was actually lit.
SadSamWinchester
and she didn't try very hard to stop them. If that was my lid you would have had to kill me.
NikkiKaray
I too am attached to my lids. Nothing worse than a container without one.
SadSamWinchester
Lmao well they become useless. Who wants a bunch of oddly shaped bowls??
misanthrope304
I'm glad I had ingested 1/2 a marijuana right before that shit took place.
ballsohard2202
Same here. Of all the fucked up things.. Wow..
IWishIWasBlank
Overcooked steaks ARE highly disturbing
thefirstofhername
and it doesn't even happen in the goddamn books
lulu82
So, I stopped watching the fifth season, and this gif made me read the chapter synopses. Holy hell, the show has taken some dark turns.
powderfulll
the tv show has chapter synopses?
lulu82
I went to wikipedia, the font of all truth and reliable knowledge.
Araphor
It is known.
Albertiarp
Yeah. When she was walking up to the stake I realized how young and innocent she was. I'd kind of forgotten. Made it hit pretty hard.
buqs
Same here. It hit me so hard, that I bawled my eyes out!
YouMightGetIdeas
Book Stannis wouldn't do that. I'm so mad at the screenwriters.
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powderfulll
hahaha source please
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powderfulll
Well they don't say explicitly that GRRM tells them that Stannis burns her! Or am i wrong?
ElegantKitty
We're conditioned to not give a fuck about people over 18. :[
lostwynter
I skipped right past it. There's something about the sound. I'm okay for feels but that was just unbearable.
sowetoninja
yeah for me as well, especially since that ep showed her in a much nicer/deeper way and I started to really like her...
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
For real! They started building up her character and showing how Stannis cared for her. Then this happened. Freaking GoT.
Luvvie
Her screams... Seriously talented actress. You could hear when they went from fear to pain
mjso23
Yeah that was what stuck with me. So realistic
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
That was what got me.
FrostFox22
Didn't you know? They actually burned her for authenticity
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Am I the only one who isn't bothered by anything on GOT?
yomommashousecoat
Yes.
uitSCHOT
I was only bothered because it wassn't in the books... bookspoiler incoming (1/2)
uitSCHOT
in the books she was left with her mother and melisandre at castle black (2/2)
mjso23
I just had an argument with a coworker about this. At the end of the last book, Melisandra is still at castle black, right?
uitSCHOT
yes, and so are shireen and her mother (whose name I keep forgetting...) so this season can mean they will die in the book
idontevenknowsillymonkey
We had to of known that was coming, if not before that episode DEFINITELY when Stannis sent Davos back to Castle Black.
twdarkeh
Mind explaining for those of us who don't watch GoT?
JesusToldMe
Sacrificed princess to end the storm that had bogged down his army.
thesandman
Stannis burned his daughter alive for his God because his God gives favors in exchange for "Kings Blood" that she had. It worked, at a price
arawana
The couple you see onscreen sacrifice their daughter in a ritual that involves burning her alive. This bit isn't in the books.
snabble
They burn some cannibals though, in a similar way to get rid of all the shitting snow.
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
In this scene, Stannis had his young daughter burned alive because the servant of his god told him to. So that he could be king.
WumboPower
And everything totally worked out to his benefit, the end.
BookSmart
To be fair, R'hllor seems to be one of the few gods that both exists and is proactive with its worshippers. It might keep the pact.
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BookSmart
When I was a younger man, yes. It was a while ago, so I'm going by what I remember from the show AND the books.
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
That's a good point. I've had the same thought, but it those screams messed me up.
WhitePeoplePickles
Except even the woman said her tricks were used to trick people into seeing things in fire. She tricked stannis
BabyMamaMina
When was this?
RetConMan
The tricks are for showing power without paying R'hllor for it.
OmegaShenron123456789
Going on a wild guess, you watch Film Theorist
SpicedNipples
They should call the tv episodes show theory
BookSmart
Watch what now?
DickChapey
Ayyyyyyy!