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itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
#16 "I mean, uh, Woof!" -Gadpode the Wonder Dog
ELKronos
#29 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2phNTFiZWJjbDV4NWh6bHBzaXZyb2dsbHcybmE1a21lOGlzbWtpeCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/zIwIWQx12YNEI/200w.webp
RobBobertyYT
#12 the players usually play one character and the DM plays everything else. It's really more like an orgy with them at the center.
Arenlor
#12 If you know what a cuck chair is you know what a Dungeon Master is. "They're in charge and get to enjoy themselves too. They really seem to enjoy making the others squirm and suffer."
PineappleLoopsBroether
#8 roses are red, I am groot, where did you put my super suit!?
theoxfordcomma
Thank you
BIC777
#5 Legos are an investment!
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Oh, no! He opened the box and is actually building the set? Think of the resale value! /s
OlaphOfTheNorth
#24 (H)E L(IVE)(S) I(N) (A) (P)INEA(P)P(LE)
GigglingWordBearer
#18 Don't @ me bro.
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AxelRoxas95
#12 CUCK THRONE... Tis my cuck THRONE thank you!
MayMayz4DayzYo
A thousand pardons, my liege.
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AxelRoxas95
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AxelRoxas95
Apologise accepted
huey9k
#12 tHaTs ThE oNe In ThE cUCk ChAiR?
No, you uneducated mascara addict. The CEO is the one in charge, the rules adjudicator. The DM is the one who takes your character sheet, drops in the shredder, and has a mountain tap you on the shoulder and yeet your shitty little half Elf Rogue into a volcano 300 miles away when he's tired of your disrespecting the game, the rules and the DM. Put some fuckin' RESPECT on his name and the title DM. Now roll a D100 - I just created a new attribute: Respect.
huey9k
Oh, look - at least two people have had their shitty little half Elf Rogue yeeted into a volcano 300 miles away by Mount DM...
Kittynomnoms
You should never be allowed to DM, god damn. Some people can't handle the smallest amount of power.
Terran81
#21 is he single… and gay…? Asking for a friend 😅
RandyPhonecian
I think we may have the same friend. He wants his number, too. And a reading list. Gotta prepare for the after romp conversations.
Terran81
Yeah… a philosophy teacher is gonna want to talk afterwards. Gotta be prepared.
RandyPhonecian
Chidi from *The Good Place* was such a hot, fun character. But I don't think I'd hear a word he'd say if he were naked in front of me. Interesting or no.
NorrinxRadd
#3 fuckin sock puppets
MayMayz4DayzYo
Whatever keeps ya off the balcony, big guy.
NorrinxRadd
Homer was scared of sock puppets originally
MayMayz4DayzYo
I know. :)