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CapnSparky
Amazing. Love them all.
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
#6 Whoever made this pun is woefully misinformed about how to properly wear a watch
SlightlyMexican
Read almost all of these out to my dad. Can confirm he approves and will most definitely use some
Shamorza
fluffy4000
Chive repost
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Himdaking
You guys want to hear a dirty joke?
Himdaking
A white horse fell in mud
guata311
I LOVE EM ALL!!!!
forcedusertocomment
but... The nose is not in the middle of the face.
LadyNetrex
I cried.. maybe I'm tired.
DaftSkunk
Flav606
These are horrible. +1
MoonZinuM
Hahahahaha - Dad probably
AspergersGoneMild
#18 I carry a seal in my jacket pocket... but that's OK.. I have a consealed carry permit.
kisselFL
NineByNine
no, stay
MisterDoodle
fartharder
As a dad I can appreciate these.
mrayetch
Word
Icouldmakethat
Upvote for Chili Peppers
AddictedToCycling
@OP I love these!!!
BirdGuyJosh
I am totally using the RHCP one
RedHotChiliPoppers
Same here!
GoFuckYourSelfie
Same. Post earned the upvote in less than a second.
Burghguy
I read at least half of these in Steven Wright's voice.
howbouthatt
omg I thought I was the only one......
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Jessev3gas
If no one explained it already, Blue moon is a beer, and they highly encourage the drinker to have a orange slice on their glass when 1/2
chumpette66
Blue Moon is the name of a white beer from Coors that you serve with an orange slice
gewalt
thats their gimmick, its got orange juice in it
Jessev3gas
2/2 drinking it, IDK if it changes the taste, but it's kind of their thing.
Lill9
#2 because law school is expensive
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
But can pay for itself quickly.
Daaabloons
Did you blow bubbles as a kid?... Well he’s back in town and wants your number.
theirishninja
Daaabloons
You ever smell moth balls?... How’d you get them to spread their legs?
AheagoAmigo
qussow
Gonna have to remember these the next time I babysit the small cousins.