QueenRhythm
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Jan 25, 2018 9:01 PM
QueenRhythm
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Dongmastersven
You get another belly button when you have an appendectomy. Super rad.
NoelBelladonna
ForrestIndustries
epsilonprime79
11inchestallerthananemperorpenguin
my sister calls it "your first mouth"
theFinks
Youmaynotagree
Four words: Belly-button Baby-teeth
BananaThor
No.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
pinkeye82
Belly buttons are disgusting. No one touches mine, feels like poking my spine. I get heebiejeebies. /barf
wemustfindthelight
Something weird....I've never found the end of my belly button. Had two kids, so you'd think when I looked to be smuggling a watermelon 1/?
wemustfindthelight
2 I would have found the end. Nope! My husband and I joke about it. We even told my son that it's a portal to another dimension.
SendAnimeBooba
DrSharkbite
Oxymuncher
"Simpsons did it".
limanoa
Old anus too.
bongles
Don't speak for me acquaintedwithrask
aehrtl
iHumanity
Explains why some people have belly button fetishes.
Rifneno
They do? Huh. You learn something every day. Today I learned TWO things. The second is that I don't want to learn something new everyday
911wasDigiornosnotDelivery
lmao
Jessicarrrlove
My not-boyfriend has some weird obsession with my belly button. Maybe it's just cos it irritates me and he's annoying, I don't know.
Minnakht
My belly button is just my old IV... port thing. Catheter? Venous line? Place where an organic tube attached.
tygerpsimatrix
Stent.
AdmJota
A lot of important things in life are basically just organic tubes.
ABluntForce
Life is just a series of tubes.
1Delete1
Mine is an old PS/2 port.
SoulSukkur
youre using a very generous definition of "mouth," then
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
One of my fave moments from that show
MrMemethief
Seizethegap
Runswithscissorsss
IKnowYouHateMeYes
ABluntForce
We meet again. I guess there's no point telling you I hate you again? :)
IKnowYouHateMeYes
I know :)
dixiespiderman
Stools
triggasaurus
Circlelurk
ronnoct
Wouldnt it be Golden Globe music???
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
theFinks
Kopilj
Askingforafriend37
Seizethegap
skittlesohenry
niceme.me
SmurfEggs
Break the wrist walk away
SuspiciousCharacter
Doggoguy
BloodySkullman
triggasaurus
MisterBrando
Actually my belly button is about 18 years younger than my mouth. I had a new one surgically made. True story.
nitroghost
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GdSvThQn
Slut.
MisterBrando
If only
Arsonists
For what purpose?
somethingdark
Aesthetics
MisterBrando
I had an upper body lift after major weight loss and they just gave me a new one.
Arsonists
Neato
Arsonists
Is the old one sewn shut or are you like an organic power socket
ABluntForce
If it's not the latter, someone's missing out.