*sigh, if only lol

Jan 26, 2024 7:06 AM

kalidewriter

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How to get upper-middle rich: high end job and don't dispose of your disposable income. How to get middle-upper rich: other people working, use wealth to buy people.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have so many plans on what to do if I win the lottery. Got the whole thing planned out from vacation plans to investment options, to phone calls with NASA about building a fleet a satellites.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, you don't get rich by working.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The problem is, nobody gets rich by working. You can be better off by working, but you can't get rich without exploiting other people's work.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

normally people refer to it as 'crime'

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

instead of thinking how to join those rich fucks we should be thinking how to have them join us

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1 feet pics
Step 3 proft

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

what's step 2 though?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

show butthole, gain profits

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Not only fun, butt also money

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guarantee the only reason people would pay me in relation to my butthole would be to NOT share pictures of my butthole

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butthole extortion ring where you attack entire companies with email pics of your asshole and demand that the companies pay you to stop

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you have your own room?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well, no. Who do you think took the picture?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your dad, the casting director.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your dad

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The casting director

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No risk of this happening. I won't get rich _by_ working either

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's oddly comforting knowing that this, at least, won't ever change. Feels all warm and a fuzzy in my chest. I wonder if this is how Kane felt at dinner.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0