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downrightmike
I will trade every person that knows reality, for anyone of these crazies.
DarkSock
That guy’s left ballsac is flat and motionless
Jimmytheeel
Sea level is level????!?!@?
Midgarmerc
Does that person just not believe in... elevation?
witheredspoon
What are your feelings on birds? Are they even real?
whoami759
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
Me drinking 200 Proofs
underthelemontree
Oh my god I have seen this car before on my way home from work. I can't believe I didn't dream this car
QuetzalcoatI
I just skimmed through this 200 proofs video. It's like 80% some guy not understanding what gravity is
Zebulen11
Yeah he lives on Malone and his house has all the same crap on it. I heard him on 96.7 the ticket sounds nice but totally delusional.
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
Hello fellow P1
Zebulen11
Hello fellow P1 haha
Primotimewaster
Oh no! Someone vandalized that car! Must have been a smart-assed friend. They like to make others look incredibly stupid / brain dead.
Howdidjadewdat
Antifa - jeez, get your facts straight! :/
moreSaucePlease
UserNamesArentEasy
EatPieLander
CaptMal
I can hear the mayonnaise sloshing from here
SpeedBeetle
Nothing shrivels my biscuits faster than flat earthers.
satunnoitu
I guess it's personal (anti)preference. I think creationists are worse. That is not to say flat earthers aren't coocoo.
SpeedBeetle
I think they overlap more often than not.
RTK4740
Thank you for the visual I never wanted, “…shrivels my biscuits…”
SpeedBeetle
eddbrowne
It's a reliable youtube gig.
Shpielers
3 words: Bunker bitch
Musicosity
All evidence aside, I've never seen a good explanation WHY the hoax would be. What is to gain, and by whom?!
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
There is no good explanation. It's like you were thrown into non-euclidian space and have to navigate your surroundings. You'd look into 1/2
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
2/2 any direction and all you could see is the back of your own head. Nothing makes sense.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
BY THEM!!! Youre just brainwashed, so you don't get it...you should really do your own research. Also, it shouldn't be needed, but /s
shyriath
Not really a "good" explanation, but one of the few I could actually comprehend is the Biblical literalism argument. Basically, since >
shyriath
the Bible describes the world as if it's flat and the Bible is literally true, the world must be literally flat. Therefore the idea that >
shyriath
the earth is round is intended to get people to disbelieve the Bible. But I don't know how large a proportion of flat-earthers adhere to >
shyriath
that particular theory of nuttiness.
reverendbonobo
They don't want you to go looking for the lizard people who live on the other side of the Flat Earth.
Muunk
SEA LEVEL IS LEVEL
Dazzledent
LONG CAT IS LONG
potatoispeople
SOUP IS SOUP
quade
if your sample size includes a small area of land and virtually no elapsed time... then yeah, I suppose earth can be flat and motionless
scottEkarate
You think he uses a GPS to drive around? Like Google maps?
PileOfWalthers
In a 2006 Scion?
scottEkarate
Probably use a cell phone with Google maps on it. Like everyone
PileOfWalthers
I’m using Apple Maps on a aftermarket stereo with CarPlay in my 2011 Scion.
distraingotnobrakes
Hopefully not an Xa tho
AtsaMattaForMe
PineappleLoopsBroether
haha I love that Janet was in this.
EatPieLander
"Janet" from 'The Good Place'?
PineappleLoopsBroether
THE SAME
EatPieLander
Thank you. It must be very, very daunting to attempt to be a professional actor!
PineappleLoopsBroether
Very much so
PineappleLoopsBroether
Oh fuck yes, I found it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxqca4RQd_M
PineappleLoopsBroether
Ok sorry it’s all the way at 9:49
FragileDonkey
McTaco
MagmaCarta
Columbus43219
First use of the new gif set that I've seen!
flarflarf
Tired: flat earth. Wired: HOLLOW earth
algoritham
Hard to see what the fuck is going on here.
flarflarf
you can click the image to make is larger
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Squidybutt
BBW series hosted by David Attenborough Rubenesque planet.
BaloneyBob
But what about the birds???
SleeperXib
Hey everybody! This guy believes in birds!
Musicosity
They're robots. Please don't conflate fact with fiction.
Howdidjadewdat
Oh heeeere we fuckin' go!
PileOfWalthers
They’re flat too.
Zange0
Once they get far enough away they switch from lowpoly models to a sprite.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
200 Poofs
nat300Lord
Crack pipe poofs?
Columbus43219
omg... I know the book they are talking about.
Howdidjadewdat
Bean burrito night?
theANALyzer
What is that god awful smell?
Shaows
DPJ-9155
heretohavefun22
I have no idea what this us
TheMouseOfMadness
It's people trying to do photo editing on an iphone that only has a highlight feature, so people try to highlight with black to censor stff
kruug
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/r2dfdd/its_either_texas_or_florida_isnt_it/
KAPTKipper
An attempt was attempted.
DeanGulberri1
Better believe this guy votes every election
Simon1FA
Or girl?! How can you tell gender of this car owner?
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, but he votes for "NOT A LIZARD PERSON" as a write-in candidate, which doesn't count because all the candidates are lizard people.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Probably even twice
GuysEyes
Votes republican
Itry2dostuff
Eh I choose to believe he’s not eligible due to criminal charges.
Jace99
Can you vote if you have no fixed address, and just live in your clown car?
mossteff
You should see his house! Same messages on his windows
DeanGulberri1
Yes, maybe even twice in some cases
an0therthr0waway
it's bad enough they vote, but the stronger hope is that they don't reproduce ! (nsfw mods?)
DeanGulberri1
What's interesting is that their policies are killing their voters, but the ones still alive are motivated to vote
brobinson2001
Saying you hope someone doesn't reproduce is perfectly safe to read at work.
an0therthr0waway
TY. I've been slapped here a couple times recently
brobinson2001
FB can be even more finicky. Got a 7 day ban for saying "If I ever get bedbugs again, I'll burn the house down". That's "inciting violence".
PrincessPicklebricks
I posted about Southern women’s tempers. 7 day ban for hate speech. Am a Southern woman.
DeanGulberri1
https://www.newsweek.com/study-shows-widening-gap-death-rates-between-democratic-republican-us-states-1714879
PrincessPicklebricks
And that was just ‘00-‘19. I’m curious how Covid jumped that percentage up.
DeanGulberri1
Seriously, right?
scoutMoonDiver
So, you’re saying Republicans could eventually become extinct?
DeanGulberri1
Not if they pass a federal ban on abortions, and force 12 year old girls to carry to full term...
PTMdragon
what fucking police state do you exist in to ask if thats nsfw?
an0therthr0waway
Imgur...
PTMdragon
yeah nah, thats an exaggeration. And before you pull out a "i got a warning for.." i dont care
an0therthr0waway
k
RoninOni
I *think* they were saying Imgur as a joke and intentional exaggeration. Poe’s law and all so maybe not, but that was my take
smurfdiggler
I’m gonna start a conspiracy the earth is curvy. Curvy earth crew stand up.
NickRivieraMD
Howdidjadewdat
OOooooo you seen that Earth lately? THICC!
smurfdiggler
I meant more of a squiggly line. But I’ll take a thicka than a bowl of oatmeal earth.
Endocrom
Dracology
I'll hand it to them that its a far more interesting looking earth
CaptMal
profiledit
Fumbledpersonality
CaptMal
LespritDeLescalier22
positiveleroy
Argusdubbs
LespritDeLescalier22
NinetiesBoomer
...The hurt doesn't show but the pain still grows... it's no stranger to you and me...
LespritDeLescalier22
q2grapple
*New Fetish Unlocked*
ElexisSinclaire
Wtf lol
CaptMal
D1rtyh4rry666
Jamuel27
positiveleroy
kita1787
JesusAssCrackers
Gonna need a lot of drugs to forget this image take your point!
Guy0185
acetothermus
Because of course it's in Texas.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Perfect loop.
an0therthr0waway
well could be Florida ...the two seem to be constantly trying to one-down the other...
Musicosity
Texas https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/r2dfdd/its_either_texas_or_florida_isnt_it
an0therthr0waway
haha looks like that poster had the same thought I did :D
HieronymousFlex
It's kind of a one-sided competition. Florida is just being its normal batshit self, but Texans can't stand somebody being louder than them.
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
I call it the race to the bottom. Then the "winner" claws their way somehow into running the place. Striving to be the worst human being .
Howdidjadewdat
Sadly, Arizona is getting in on the fun lately.
theUserThatGoesPing
I love that they always mention scientific proofs, but they don't trust any scientist.
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transyam
Like my fucking roommate who has no vaccines ever, but says he understands medical science better than anyone. The dumb is real.
Doobiedo3
Dunning Kruger - too stupid to know they're stupid.
wadenelson1
Here's one you can't totally refute.
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wadenelson1
I did a lot of research looking for that!
iBoulderDash
"Proofs" number one is to "trust your common sense." Translation is to just reject scientific backings, believe in hocus pocus as "science."
prfesser
If it was actually true, one "proof" should be enough. Though science provides evidence, we don't "prove" something.
vicvalour
Tell them next time "if earth is flat, explain hills" checkmate
Gryphonosiris
or mountains
Dracology
canyons
vicvalour
Potholes
adiving
Moon crashed into the earth, bam crumpled paper. Never think you can win an argument with someone illogical.
AtmaDarkwolf
oh they will 'trust' a scientist. When discussing physics for example, they will discuss it with a botanist (without any other fields)
AtmaDarkwolf
and if they wish to discuss genetics, they would prob look for a mechanical engineering science major (again, one with no other fields)
AtmaDarkwolf
that, in their addled pumpkin pie baked brains, checks off the 'scientifically proven' on the checklist!
texasredheadguy
I love the proof is on YouTube ayeeeeeyaaa
Someshithead241
Any that disagree with them. Any that agree they will often cite and say "see? Big scientists agree, therefore its true because big science"
Doobiedo3
Is there a proper scientist who thinks the earth is flat?
Cataphract01
I think its a great way to lose all your credibility at once.
Someshithead241
Define proper
PeanutsBiteMe
Educated?
JohnMike64
Employed by reputable company?
Someshithead241
With degrees, unfortunately yes. Reputable in any way, absolutely not.