5 of the Most Disturbing Reddit Posts

Mar 29, 2017 8:26 PM

IrishNightmares

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1. The Whistler

On December 19th, 2015, a post was created asking Reddit users to describe their creepiest experiences. Of all the experiences mentioned, one of them stands out among the others.

A user named bingbong1234 shared an experience that occurred in a certain swamp on the edge of his neighbourhood in Lansing, Michigan, in which he heard a mysterious whistling noise. You can find the whole post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3xg36j/serious_what_is_the_creepiest_thing_that_has_ever/cy4f6mm

He then uploaded this video to YouTube, for proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9OLi6A2rzU

Just a side note, an amazing YouTuber who you might have heard of, known as Lazy Masquerade (I watch his content daily, it's so good), uploaded a video called '5 Truly Mysterious & Disturbing Folklore from Reddit Users', The Whistler being one of the stories. Here's a link to his video: https://youtu.be/Tlzi0Wu-95w

2. Dark Confession Bear

Everyone on here should know what the Confession Bear meme is by now, but on the slim chance you don't, it's basically a bear looking very sad making lighthearted and funny confessions.

A few years ago, a post was made on the AnimalAdvice subreddit by Naratto, an account that has since been deleted, called 'Finally have the guts to say it'. The picture above shows what he posted.

There were debates over this; some people think the post was fake, and others thought it was real. The Reddit user replied saying that part of it was true, but not specifying which was true. The post then gained some infamy, leading Naratto to delete his account. This post shows that you should be careful about what you post on the Internet, as it could have severe consequences.

Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1btuzb/finally_have_the_guts_to_say_it/

3. Jimmy C

This story is one of the most mysterious ever posted on Reddit. The story tells the tale of a man who goes to beach with his girlfriend and meets a man named Jimmy C, who claims to have jumped off the San Fransisco Bridge. The user claims that he didn't think that Jimmy was a human, because he has extremely long fingernails, refers to himself as 'we' and he even says to the user: "You were supposed to go fishing today."

He points at the beach across the street.

"If you had, I would have drowned you in that ocean"

Before he leaves the user, he tells him that the next time the user sees him, he will be driving a black Mercedes with the license plate saying 'UTOPIA'. This would make the user paranoid for years.

The original story was taken down for unexplainable reasons, however, someone reposted the story, which you can view here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4jinxv/what_happened_to_the_jimmy_c_demon_story_in_the/

Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/Thetruthishere/comments/5adjmy/remember_the_creepy_story_about_jimmy_c_and_the/

Lazy Masquerade also narrated this story in his video called '9 Scary True Reddit Stories - Late Halloween Celebration', which you can view here: https://youtu.be/bKH87j9B5gk

4. ISIS AMA

For those of you who aren't familiar with Reddit, AMA's, aka Ask Me Anythings, are basically QnAs on Reddit hosted by celebrities or interesting people e.g. scientists, members of government etc. Many people have done an AMA, including Matt Damon, the former actor of Barney the Dinosaur and even the former president of America himself, Barack Obama.

However, the one AMA that probably shouldn't exist was one made by a ISIS Jihadi who went by the name chechclear. You can find his AMA here: https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/3ulkob/islamic_state_isisisilis_fighter_taking_questions/

Shortly after the AMA had ended, chechclear was killed in an air strike. Here is a link to an article about his death: http://www.geopolmonitor.com/isis-jihadi-from-reddit-ask-me-anything-killed-in-airstrike/amp/

5. The Lamp

This one is really bizarre. Years ago, a post was made on the AskReddit asking users if they ever felt a deep connection to a person you met in a dream, only to wake up realising they never existed. One reply definitely stands out.

The user describes how in college, the user was accidentally assaulted by a football player. After he got up, he went on with his day. Eventually he got married and then had kids.

One day, he noticed there was something wrong with the lamp, that it was still 3D, but wrong. He would then go on to look at the lamp every living second of his life, ignoring his wife and kids, who then went over to her mother with the kids.

After he continues to stare at the lamp, it then cuts back to reality, when he is being taken to hospital after being knocked over. After being released from hospital, he went into a 3 year depression, knowing that his wife and children didn't exist and that he thought he lived 5 years, when he in fact only lived 5 minutes. It's truly an unsettling thought, to think the people that you have known for a while don't exist.

Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/have_you_ever_felt_a_deep_personal_connection_to/c3g4ot3

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Sources:

https://youtu.be/hWs8m7uJjIQ

https://youtu.be/TTXHN1kFtaU

https://youtu.be/4rcAsiBVl_4

I had a sex dream about Ross Geller (character not the actor), and it was the fucking worst. Ross Geller is not a generous lover.

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These are not what I need to be reading at night. Thanks @OP.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Same ....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was reading this in a super serious dramatic voice to a friend and said bingbong1234 and couldn't take it seriously anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fukken faved. Reading after midnight. I'm so hardcore.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You absolute madman

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I will read this tomorrow in the blessed light of the morning. But great work OP, love these kind of posts!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If it's all true, there's a lot of evil in many of these posts.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm a random whistler. Something I picked up from my dad. Sometimes it's a tune, often just a little call out. Just a habit.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i need moar!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

that last one.

9 years ago | Likes 688 Dislikes 5

This should be upvoted more because that's exactly what it sounds like.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Yeah first thing I thought of too

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I've once had something like that happen to me, but it was a dream. It felt like 2 years went by, but in the end It was only a dream.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"This guy's taking Roy off the grid!" Also, head trauma is real.

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So if that last story is true then eventually when we learn the inner workings of the human mind games like Roy won't be so far fetched.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same with inception.

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You went back to the carpet store after surviving cancer?

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What a looser !

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Is this a real thing?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Someone just printed off a jacket and put it on a case. I believe.

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Man I was so excited for a second. Someone should totally make this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it would be pretty boring.

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I've had two dreams where I had a gf and I was really in love, but when I woke up I was really sad because it felt so real.

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In my dream nick Jonas was my bf. He was so sweet and perfect. I actually was in love in the dream. Set the bar real high.

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I've had that when ive been single. It's heartbreaking when you wake up. The sense of loss is insane

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I have done that too. I still have a hazy image of my dream guy.... I still hope I'm just psychic and he exists somewhere in my future.

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I thought the last one was more like

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Weebls wobble but they never fall down.

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You and literally everyone else.

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I don't. But I guess I'm just silly. I'm not always up to date on stuff. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to the movie Inception.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the inflational use of this gif is incredibly annoying. “5/7? I understood that reference.”

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oh fuck that reminds me of an ama i saw! an admitted former serial rapist made a fake throwaway account and went on explaining why he did1/?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

what he did how he would lure the girls to his room and then the aftermath that was probably the most chilling thing i had ever read 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he said he was well liked and respected in his fraternity and college so no one was ever the wiser

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why didn't anyone look up the white Volkswagen with the FIERCE vanity to find out who owned that one?!

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Item 5 was similar to a Star Trek episode "The Inner Light"

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1 of the best episodes ever, I was hoping this comment would be higher, it's the episode that got my wife into Star Trek.

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As a kid, I had the same recurring nightmare: a man all in black that I couldn't see his face. 1/

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He would chase me every time, and I would wake up terrified of him. 2/

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Though the dream took place in different locations, it was often in my basement, who I was unfinished, cement, dark & creepy. 3/

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Which* was. Sorry for the typo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One night, I think I was about 8, I had the same dream again. Same scary man in black that I couldn't quite see his face. 4/

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Up until this point, he had never talked to me. I would just see him turn his gaze towards me, and I would fill with terror and run. 5/

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But this time was different. It was the umpteenth time I'd seen this man in my dream, and something clicked. 6/

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The ISIS AMA is equal parts fascinating and terrifying

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When I read that he was killed in an air strike a said "Got eem!" Aloud

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"Would you mind providing your GPS coordinates?" Ha ha nice try Buckaroo...

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I found it extremely frustrating as he never truly answered a vast majority of the questions. He gave very blanket answers and 1/?

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Often disregarded other parts of the questions. Like i can respect his faith and such but he would never give any insight to how he felt 2/?

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About for instance the decision to take a life. I was very intrigued to read this but i quickly got bored as all his responses were the same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea that was actually fascinating. His answers were painful though, he never gave straight answers. A little bit of a shame.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He never gave straight answers because like most religious fanatics there is rarely ever any critical thinking, just brainwashed blind faith

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

His username "chechclear"... if you were using the internet during the late 90's - early 00's you have probably stumbled upon that video...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Care to explain?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It shouldn't be terrifying. Of course they feel justified in what they do. Did you think they hadn't decided if they were committed before?

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Be careful of the demonisation that comes from the media.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's more just a reminder of not only human capacity for evil but what we'll say and do to justify it. I already knew they weren't (1)

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(2) just animals with guns, so it's just an insight into what we all could become if the circumstances were right

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Nicely said

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Overall it confirmed what I suspected- even an IS fighter you might consider "reasonable" relies on blind faith in Allah, in the end.

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Do many people you know consider IS fighters "reasonable"?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They're talking about a specific case - "an ISIS fighter" - not the general. This person was willing to discuss, so could be "reasonable".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It should be no surprise. Theres very little rationality behind groups like that.

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That was my conclusion also. Too much trust in what he was taught.

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What probably bugged me most is he never talked about why he personally believed it all. Just kept spouting propaganda.

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Thats what I noticed as well. I was hoping for some quotes, sources, some sort of real explanation. An infallible faith wasnt enough.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish the reddits could have had a real discussion instead of trying to take it out on him. It was clear he wasn't changing his mind

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What thought provoking question would you have asked?

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What was terrifying was how similar his personality and logic was to my more religiously conservative Southern friends.

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That's religion for ya.

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The only thread worth reading was between the US serviceman and the IS fighter. A reasoned discussion between opponents

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Link?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's listed in the post above you lazy waffle...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I found that interesting too. Really they're both great at writing, I was impressed

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That was incredible read

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea, its a shame the IS' reply was so poor. Still an interesting read, but it was just a load of waffle about faith and dedication.

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"Is Islam a religion of peace?" "Yes. We must bomb and behead to preserve that peace."

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If you would seek peace, prepare for war - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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Said basically every nation ever...

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The going to war bit is a little different from beheading people on live broadcasts and frushing prisoners with tanks. Most religions still

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At least believe in mercy.

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Tell me about these religions that believe in mercy?

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On the scale of ways to die. Being beheaded is still fairly fast. Imagine watching a broadcast of the torturing a person for hours on end.

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i wanted the last one to be a three fiddy joke...

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That last one reminds me of the movie "Jacob's Ladder."

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I thought the guy in the last one was sexually assaulted, and I was like "What? He tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?"

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Alright shady, maybe he's right grady. But think about the baby

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Before you get all crazy

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I kinda expected he first to be a 3.50 joke.

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Good thing that guy didn't go fishing then in #3

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I was literally just thinking about that dream thing the other day. I always have dreams where I fall in love with someone and wake up all

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Yeah, it seems like the me in my dreams is living a way better life, though sometimes scary things happen there.

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I have a lot of dreams that seem real.. Some good, some bad. Some are just depressing. I've had a couple where I'm just with some (1/2)

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(2/2) really amazing friends. Then I wake up like "haha that was fun" then it dawns on me that I don't actually have anyone like that :')

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Happens to me too.

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bummed out

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True stories from the Internet are true.

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I definitely believe the last one. I experienced something similar when I lost consciousness due to an overdose.

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Sure I believe someone had a vivid dream. He however did not live a complete couple of years in his head in a few minutes.

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Why not? You have a distorted sense of the passage of time when you're unconscious.

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Exactly, distorted. He didn't actually experience every day (let alone every second) of what he thought to be years in this dream. He 1/2

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didn't come out an old man (spoiler alert) like in Inception. He just dreamt he had passed a few years without experiencing passage of time.

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r/nothingeverhappens

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Yeah, but it's a safe bet that these particular 'disturbing Reddit posts' are fiction, albeit creative fiction.

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Real fascinating indeed

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I got one but it's long so bear with me. Few years ago I was camping with friends, we would go hiking and BS around the campfire. We planned

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for a week so we had plenty of time, on the 3rd day a stranger came over and introduced himself. He said he was camping alone and was just

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on his way back from a hike. We all could tell something was off about him serious case of crazy eyes. We didn't really think anything of it

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He politely left and we all turned in for the night, when we woke up we found out that someone broke into my friend's truck and stole the

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machete I brought, this pissed me off because it was my father's. We wanted to go tell crazy eyes about this and see if he had heard

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ok now I know where this is going

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anything, or to see if he stole it. His camp was right where he told us it was and the machete was right there crazy eyes was nowhere to be

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IF HE HAD HEARD?! are you dead?

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Holy shiteballs the lamp one got to me. I really hope my reality dosn't dissolve. On the other hand, as good as things are/have been...

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That ish is so incredibly sad, but interesting on another level. How do you begin to reconcile that? How crazy is it that our brain can 1/2

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create 5 years of a life in just a few minutes? Overall, I feel so bad for that guy. What a terrible experience. 2/2

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My mom hallucinated a whole week that was actually one day's time while she was in a mental hospital. She can tell you every detail.

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Pretty sure this is based of the Star Trek Next Generation episode The Inner Light. Go watch it for a trip, also prob my favorite episode

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Absolutely my favorite. Thanks for making the connection for me!

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A friend of mine was traumatized after doing acid. He said he'd lived a whole life, growing old and dying, only to wake up young again.

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I often fantasise about time traveling back in to my own five year old body and re-living my life with my current level of knowledge.

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I would just do that because I'm the kind of guy that only thinks of cool comebacks to stuff like a week later.

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I'm pretty quick so I'm good there. I would use it to more to wreak vengeance on those who wronged me. I'm not a super villain, I swear.

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I once had a baby for months only to wake up and realize she wasn't real. I was heartbroken for almost 2 years

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*hug*

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Does anyone know if a movie/book was made about this?

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Reddit just went down so I can't read the whole story, but it somewhat sounds like Black Mirror's episode Playtest.

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I love lamp.

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When 18 I dreamt a long dream about being married to a guy with a rich father who made it possible for us to rent an apartment on Manhattan.

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It all felt like completely real. The dream even contained memories from the rest of our relationship.

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Years later I fell in love with a guy looking just like him, but got rejected.

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... if I was dreaming, I'd expect to get laid more. Or my subconscious has Rimmer like self loathing.

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It is good to hear from someone that is doing well and knows it! Too many that are "doing well" just want more.

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Mate, I've been living the fucking dream... I mean, I don't own a house and I don't have a GF... but I have a job and I have travelled.

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Very cool man, I hope you live a long and happy life!

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Cheers man, like wise. Live Long and Prosper.

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Why are we buried in sand with our heads covered in jam, Rimmer?!

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You'd be surprised. I dream a LOT of innocent/creepy/just not sexual stuff compared to what I'd want in the real lives.

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Master lucid dreaming first, then hire an american football player to tackle you with full force.

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It's a lot of fucking work, I never fully mastered it, but I've had a few lucid dreams.

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Would you rather die, or live forever in your mind?

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Isn't that the plot twist to RepoMen?

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Is there a noticeable difference between the reality and the second option?

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Die. I don't like having to be in my mind now...

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AAAAAH DON'T FUCK WITH ME WITH THIS

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I was followed once while walking with my dog and young daughter. Scariest experience of my life and quick thinking got us out of it

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What did you do??

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he thought quickly jesus can you even read?

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We ran out of sight and hid in a snowbank with our flashlights off until the truck stopped looking for us and then ran theopposite direction

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I wish I had gotten the plate number but adrenaline was pumping so fast & instinct was to hide. Without the plate the police couldn't help.

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Listening to that first one. I'm at work. It's light out. I'm surrounded by people. And super freaked out.

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I had something similar happen recently. Not heard ANYTHING like it EVER. I was dumb enough to whistle back, but nothing happened.

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Couldn't just be wind hitting something?

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You should at least actually read it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, you did actually see someone in the boat in the video, the spacing was too precice and the whistle was too short and human for wind.

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Honestly haven't watched yet. I'm just commenting because the favorites don't always work and I wanna watch it later at home.

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No but it could be a guy who recorded some fireworks and then edited in a whistle, which is what it sounds like.

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Wheeeeee wheeeee

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It's creppy as hell, I want to say maybe it's some asshole who had a similar whistle who saw he got a reaction, but, still

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I got downvoted into oblivion once.

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Just once? I have doubts.

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Maybe you weren't down voted into oblivion. Maybe it was all a dream. Check your lamps. How they looking?

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-32's not that bad.

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I was downvoted into skyrim once. I was happy.

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I love it when there is pic/vid evidence. Reminds me of the guy showing his pet birds in a Snapchat and there's a figure looking in a window

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It's from a nosleep so take what you will from that. Here's the creepy Snapchat in case anyone is curious https://youtu.be/khEqAQyBemU

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.

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11:57 pm here. There's no way I'm opening that right now.

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Haha it's not that bad. You're gonna be disappointed

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What's a nosleep?

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Nosleep is a subreddit where users write about their scary experiences. The point of it is to take everything on there as truth. It's great!

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Thanks!

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I don't see anything..

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Maybe tomorrow at high noon when it's bright and sunny.

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Not sure where the figure is supposed to be.

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Its just the pizza guy.

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As he walks down the hallway it's in the window behind him

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It's at the glass door behind him. Not a window, my bad. It looks like someone is looking in with their hands cupped against the glass

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There's a confession bear of a guy who accidentally killed his baby sister that gave me anxiety ans still haunts me.

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Shit..O.o Poor guy

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Dude I remember that! Fuck, that was hard to read.

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I honestly wish I never read it.

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I fell in love with someone in a dream once. I'll always remember you, Noah.

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That's so incredible. I know exactly how you feel. I'll never forget her either.

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What's funny is your brain fills your dreams with people you've seen. So if you dreamed her then most likely it's someone you've passed by

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It's incredible, isn't it. Thanks for the reminder today. That's a nice memory

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I remember you too, Ashley, one day we'll dream again.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, this is Patrick

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Is this the crusty crab?

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NO, THIS IS PATRICK.

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and your ark...

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Yeah and thanks for the mosquitoes you fucker.

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Why didn't you pack the dinosaurs you absolute dufus

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We were too busy gettin it on

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Oh for Pete's sake

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Ok, is it Noah or Pete?

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Read somewhere that the brain populates dreams with people you have seen, IRL but never talked to, so they do exist, but you passed them by

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I fucked a sexy ass lady cop in mine last night...

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I can lucid dream and a few years ago I dreamed I had a daughter. I named her Hailey. I raised her for 3 wonderful years... then I woke up.

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Something similar happened to me too! I had a beautiful baby girl named Rose who I adored. Woke up and cried when she was gone.

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Me too! I raised a lil girl named Emma until she was 4-5. I was 16 when I had the dream, 26 in the dream. 21when I had my first miscarriage.

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Yeah but that is as stupid as the claim that we only use 10% of our brains.

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I've had a similar sensation on a couple trips. Basically a moment expanded into infinity and I was stuck or looped until the effect woreoff

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2 days later he was the new kid in class.

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So the sculpture of David was a real man, or a composite of many men? I don't believe it. What about the monsters I dream up?

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This is wrong. I once had a dream of a boy who was trapped in a RV that was sinking in water, rescued the boy and woke up. 2 days

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yea people say that but there's no proof. and i dont even know how you could prove it

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Hypnosis has shown a lot of us have far more photographic memory than what are conscious self utilizes. It only makes sense that the >

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> subconscious makes fair use of it.

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It making sense is in no way proof. We also have imagination and it makes sense our brain would also uses that.

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Hypnosis also creates false memories. I bet random people in our dreams are assigned as generic person by our brains and we only flesh them

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out when we try to think about them.

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Really wish I could meet one of the girls of my dreams. Fallen madly in love in dreams just to wake up and a week later it's gone :(

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I've had that happen too and it sucks.

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This happens to me too many times.

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That's the worst

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Fine, I'm pretty sure I've seen a person with long purple hair that goes down to her ankles. I've totally seen that person.

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People in your dreams are anyone you've met.

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I was hypnotized once and asked to describe my surroundings. The therapist said "look left, what do you see?" I was at my grandmas lake

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so I described the lake in detail. She asked, "look right, what do you see?" I looked right and there was a woman sitting next to me.

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A blonde, curly haired woman, that I've never before or since seen. She was smiling at me, and I felt calm like I never have before.

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Almost 12 years later, I cannot forget her face, and the way I felt. I've never seen anyone even remotely like her. I can't explain it.

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Explain it.

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that would explain why there's so many good looking women in mine

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Years ago I kept having dreams with some guy I only knew in my dream. I thought I made him up, but one day I saw him at school. Was trippy

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I recently had a dream of a co-worker that committed suicide two years ago. He was smiling and happy. When I saw him I thought,

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I still dream about my grandma, who I was really close to. She's always just there, never speaks. I feel like it's her visiting, sometimes.

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哦恍恍惚惚红红火火

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Oh the trance is burning fire?

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Meh

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I used Google Translate, I'm assuming it wasn't too accurate?

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Whooops,

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I dreamed that a deck door was open. I ran out calling my dog's name. Then had to tell dream-roommate that I had forgotten dog was dead. Upd

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Really upset me. I felt so ashamed to have forgotten in the dream. Maybe he's finally dead in my subconscious too. :-/

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"I hope that means he's finally found peace." Even though he always smiled at me in life too and he clearly was not happy. Not really

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relevant to your comment, I know, but I wanted to tell someone.

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Thank you for telling us this.

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Your subconscious wants him to be happy.

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He was an older brother/uncle-type figure to me when I first moved to this country, so I think all my consciousnesses want him to be happy.

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Considering I've had dreams populated by fictional characters I would say that you don't need to have seen the person IRL for them to appear

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fictional or not, you have seen them before dreaming of them

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If anything, it's likely multiple faces getting blurred together.

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Isn't that all faces? One face with minor tweaks and then another with aditional tweaks?

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Of course, I'm just pointing out the "irl" section of his statement need not apply you just need to have seen them or imagined

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I've always heard the same. With the caveat being our memories aren't entirely accurate so even if you see them again it might not register.

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The FFA part of our brain is how we remember faces. Think of it as better than most high powered and high tech facial recognition software.

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TIL

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The other thing is that your memory of the dream face can be fuzzy, so if you see another face IRL, you might think you're seeing a match

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when it really isn't. Human memory has numerous serious flaws.

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I recently experienced something similar to The Lamp. Wasn't knocked out or anything. Just dreamt..it was so perfectly real..then I woke up.

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A few days ago I had a really strange realistic dream. I don't remember anything that actually happened- just what I felt. (1/2)

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(2/2)I woke up because I was sleeping weird and hurting my jaw. Seems like a good thing since whatever was happening in that dream was awful

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I've had a similar experience. It was so real. I knew it was a "dream" while I was dreaming but it felt more like an alternate reality than

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A dream. I talked to a recently deceased person I had a weird connection to but never met (long story). We had a long convo that seemed to

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Last hours. At the end I told them, you know...You're dead. I'm sorry. They were upset at first but I comforted them. Then they started to

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Fade away and I calmly explained, I am waking up now. I promise you I will find you here again one day. This is our secret place. Woke up.

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You want creepy and disturbing? One time, at my grandparents house, I found a piece of sweet corn on their bath soap.

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Depends....

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Once I was working at a camp and I was cleaning the showers and I found a slice of cheese where the soap would be

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that sounds like someone at the camp being funny

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I just spent five minutes laughing at this

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i woke up my sister laughing

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That bar of soap has seen some shit.

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Well played sir!

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I just spent 15 minutes reading an AMA by a jihadist who got blown up and this is by far the funniest and most disturbing thing I've seen.

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Came for the post, stayed for this comment

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JESÚS FUCK

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Shuddered hard

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This deserves so many more upvotes

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Well at least when you ate it to find out if it was salted or sweet, well, at least you knew it was clean I guess.

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How did you know it was sweet corn?

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Omg I just spat out coffee when I read this comment. Fkn awesome made my day haha !! Fkn sick tho

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This comment cannot possibly ever exceed its upvote value in eye watering wheezery it produced just now

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How'd you know it was sweet?

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My friend doesn't get this, anyone cares to explain?

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There's only one natural way for corn to get on soap..

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Friend still doesn't get it. English is not his first language, does that matter in this case? Sexual reference?

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Corn was in poop. They used the soap directly on their pooper.

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But how did you know it was sweet corn?

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Sorry but i didnt get it :(

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1. The outer sheath of a corn kernel is composed of cellulose. The human digestive system is not equipped to digest cellulose, so such

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2. foods generally exit the body mostly intact. pursuant2me is implying that a human digestive system was the source of the corn kernel,

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3. potentially appearing in the bathing area due to an activity commonly known as "waffle stomping." See Google images for more information.

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corny*

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How did you know it was sweet?

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Kernel or cob?

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I think i get the joke but ... nvm i dont think i do

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.

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i think the usual way for corn too get to the toilet is undigested in the stomach otherwise i don't know

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GOD NO

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I like that both grandparents are implicated. I laughed out loud at this one. Thank you.

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How did you know it was sweet, though? Did... did you taste it?

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Of course...in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have.

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Haha HINDsight

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The real question is, was the corn intact, or was it only the skin of the kernel filled with feces, and if not how'd it get on the soap?

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How did you know it was sweet?

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How did you know it was sweet?

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I tasted it, how else? Why, is that weird?

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One time I stayed up for days and started to hallucinate skeletons talking to me, telling me to hide. I did and a mountain lion walked by...

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Tell us your story plz.

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In the beginning of bootcamp (USMC), they kept us awake for 72 hours straight. After about 48 hours I started hallucinating.

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We're you hiding in the closet/wardrobe?

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Them there skeletons saved your damn ass!

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After not sleeping for 48 hours and taking twice my normal dose of meds i hallucinted i was italy. As in, the entire country.

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This is literally the most insane thing here.

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Go on

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As in every single person in Italy at once? Or the physical country? Or both?

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The physical country.

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Nice

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So like looking over it or like feeling the pain of pick axes mining?

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What?

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TBH I probably hallucinated the mountain lion but it didn't stop the reoccurring nightmares

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Tf were you on? I need to know to avoid it

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Sleep deprivation and rydalin

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Why were you in the forest

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I lived next to a nature reserve on a small ranch in California. I couldn't avoid it.

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