A moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes for these trying times 183

Nov 9, 2020 1:26 PM

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JPRiddles

#24 this is called "monkey feet" and is common for poodle trims

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mycatToastwasafatasshole

I would never deal with someone who made me take proof pics to send them through text. Fuck those people.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TautologyIsWhatItIs

#24 dude I feel this. We shave our dogs feet because she tends to get foxtail in them and they're much easier to pick outwith no hair

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ATerribleArtist

#31 they do it to get high off the neurotoxins that the puffer fish puts out, its like passing a bong around, not a ball game.

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

SacerdotalRevalries

Came down here to make sure someone said this ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ErniesWidow

Stoned Dolphins. I love it!

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nerdcolony

I believe the cat in #1 was the original drummer for Dimmu Borgir.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NewMoonRising

#24 don't. Just. Don't.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

MajMalfunction2

#1

5 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou

That is not a real animal for those who don't know. Its a stuffed real fake animal. For real.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

MissSpelledTattoo

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

GibsMcKormik

NallaNyu

550$ and you can’t even fuck it wtf

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ApexIzzy

Found the furry

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

JustSomeDudeInMichigan

Fun fact they catalog clown make on eggs. The eggs with legs reminded me of this

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aysling

Can someone explain the Oregon one?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Keddar

Head to Oregon to meth yourself into a whole new wardrobe!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

kissmyassets

Oregon decriminalized possession in small amounts with option of rehab or a fee. The also now allow the mushroom compound to treat ptsd.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

kissmyassets

I know because I live here but you are welcome to look it up for more info. It was to focus on mental health and addiction services.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tjperez371911

As an addict who recently relapsed and is fighting to get back on track when I seen Oregon did this I fr cried.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kissmyassets

1. At least you wouldn't be subjecting someone who happened to have drugs by ruining their record and opportunities.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kissmyassets

2. I'm sorry you relapsed. Which is likely why they included rehab.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SmokeyIsTheBandit

Even better, the pufferfish toxin gets them high! It's like a hackey sac and blunt all in one!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harryteeters

Santa's Yumnuts

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Nov 9, 2020 6:14 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

darsebas

I saw a pokeball first...then a ball gag

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

dragonsluvtacos

Same.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KinderSurpriseMF

I saw cocaine

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

xSoaringWyvern

Thats not a cherish ball?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheShemaleBrotherhood

I see a pokeball's weird cousin-brother

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

coffeeismyfriend

… and SO do I!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LegendaryGrumpyCat

Cheese or chocolate get my attention anytime. Mmmm.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whotheflipdoithinkiam

We are the same.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jumpercables24

I have that same dog as the last gif. Same colour but he lost his blue collar. Will get a blue one again.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

colddevil1333

Where do I get those Lit socks?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AlabamaNerd

Man, that duct tape crazy though.

5 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

rbudrick

Abusive bitch.

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

HighSorcerer

100% would've responded "nope we done peace" right after that.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

crazyspelling

That chick is definitely texting him from her side piece's bathroom. 100%.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

sandshoesman

+1 since I dated a girl that literally did that to me.Would be at her fuckboys place accusing me of cheating on her. Found out thru a friend

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crazyspelling

It is The Way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LaffertyDanie1

Dude. RUN!

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Ithinkiloveher93

Good ol "prove it. Still don't believe you". his girlfriend trump?

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

RunsNakedThroughSwamps

Knew a kid in college whose parents demanded a selfie at 10pm every night to prove he was studying. When they found out every one was fake..

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

RunsNakedThroughSwamps

They filed complaints against all the clubs he was in for providing him drugs, then transferred him to a notorious party school. Smh

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

AlabamaNerd

They killed him?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RunsNakedThroughSwamps

If only. Controlling parents/spouses never seem to understand they're causing the behavior they think they're preventing.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EternalMydnyt

I love the dog at the end. You can actually see that it has only two brain cells which refuse to connect to each other

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MissSpelledTattoo

#4 eggsactly!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sangue

#15 uuhhh. Pokéball?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

ErniesWidow

The Siamese cat in the FBI halter brought back so many memories of that movie "That Darn Cat" with Hailey Mills.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wookiwook

Thanks for the genuine laughters

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

techdog

If you take your shoes off in a restaurant you are an asshole.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irreal

#1 a wild fubuki

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EggFooYung

#10 Ouch. His parents must have hated him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YanRoy

#24

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

ruinobolisk

I don't understand the Oregon meme

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NomDeImguerre

#1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Naid1233

umbrellamaker

#2, I'm down to be controlled by cheese

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

MetaSomma

Okay but really, let's talk about that cat

5 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 3

Rellvan

No, she said 'shut up and look at it'

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Malikhi

Most beautiful cat in the world, and it's not even real. Just like my soulmate

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

ThisOldCPU

You mean the $550 Direwolf plushie? https://www.etsy.com/listing/465749232/direwolf-white-puppy-wolf-toy-whimsical

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

DrSchlepenstein

$550 for that? Maybe if it was real and not a plushie.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dasklaus

That's dozens of hours of manual labor when not mass-produced. Absolutely fair price. Just don't buy it then.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

butwhatifiAMarobot

I found it via reverse image search. Yeah, that's a totally fair price for such artistry, a product hand made by one person, in such demand

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

stvhunt132

It's Kindred

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rackshaw7

Sadly the white cat with black eyes is a plushi

5 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

onlysingalone

Thank GOD, i thought someone dyed a cat again

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Moizsh10

Ok, so now let's talk about where someone might acquire such a plushie

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Badolwen

No. I'm pretty sure it's a false colour image. All the black parts are the parts that would be emitting most heat so it's probably infrared.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mezzii

That's literally why many cool weather animals evolved that trait to keep those body parts warm. It's just a plush.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rackshaw7

Stole link from another commenter but you can buy it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/465749232/direwolf-white-puppy-wolf-toy-whimsical

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ishtar313

Is it? I was hoping it was real....not that I could afford it if it was >>

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sauroctonus

But it doesn't even look real. Realistic, but not real.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

butwhatifiAMarobot

Jeezy. 8 found it online (direwolf white puppy, wolf toy on Etsy), and the toy is $550. Yow.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

butwhatifiAMarobot

*I

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ishtar313

Well I want a $300 snorlax bean bag so why not lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

butwhatifiAMarobot

butwhatifiAMarobot

What incredibly artistry, though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0