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OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Remember: This can also include your relationship with yourself.
Immune2Iocaine
#1 is well meaning but honestly sometimes I wish I had just kept shit to myself. Might have been preferable to being alone for 6 years.
FlatPlutoSociety
#4 Too bad for you fuckers, I'm worse than just about everyone.
DigYourselfBaby
Ha, jokes on you darwinpolice; I'm gonna UPvote your comment.
RideTheStimutacs
#7 That kind of makes it worse. From scratch is a fresh start. Experience is bitter, and exhausting when you have to do it more than once.
mouldrod3183000
#3
jamieoc
I respectfully disagree
BigBuckeyeZ
#8 As the father of a 4 year old, no you don't. She is in the middle of a story that started an hour ago.
IwishIwasJamesBond
surechewtheshoe
Well not sure why but I bursted out crying reading this post
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Sounds like you needed to hear this. I hope you have someone in your life who can read them to you when you need to hear it again.
AppleJoosh
Re: #1/resentment, go to counseling and figure out WHAT is actually bothering you rather than picking at every little thing that’s related.
Zellacat
Always be kind, not because they deserve it, but because that is who you are & it makes the world a better place.
BluffinMuffin
Perfect timing, I needed this.
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
what is this, facebook?
BigRedTX
#5, me. I'm the problem.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
No you're not. You might have a problem. You might even have serious issues but you are not the problem!
Esdog
symmetry7
#1 Yes-and: if you are being a d--k and *causing* said resentments in a relationship that you don't want to lose, stop and apologize.
Isorikk
A lot of these contradict each other...
Copperbrat
Agreed.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Yeah but relationship advice is never straight forward or easy because feelings are never straight forward or easy.
theunstoppableox42
As the first said ive been trying to tell my significant other this but don’t exactly know how to put it in words “ DONT TOUCH MY HASH BROWN
q2grapple
Stab their hand with a fork. Some lessons are quicker than others.
Buttholeo
Have done this and it resulted in hurt feelings
Couchwarrior1337
Let go of grudges. It doesn't mean you have to like the person, or they have to apologize, but at least try to talk it out and move on.
Couchwarrior1337
In almost every situation where I was being too stubborn due to something they did, the reason they didn't come to me was the exact same.
BAzV
#1 hit a bit too hard.
walutschi
It's fine.
TurboSharkYay
Eyyyyy needed some of these today, thank you
railgap
What if talking about resentments accomplishes nothing, what then?
Warblade
#1 The worst thing is when you say it and they blow it off like it shouldn't matter or isn't a problem.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I agree. Although not everyone are trying to gaslight you when they do that. Sometimes they are just very self absorbed.
LickingAssAndTakingNames
That shit is evil gaslighting of the worst variety.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
#1 can confirm. Went into my first relationship knowing that might be an issue. Telling myself DO NOT JUST FIND SOMETHING TO BE MAD AT HER>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>ABOUT. SHE'S COOL. DON'T BE A DI- then I got annoyed every time she nervously said "moving on" at the end of a statement I didn't know>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>how to respond to, because we're both nervous kids and didn't know what we were doing. I was so mad at myself for doing that.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Maybe next time you can tell her you are a bit easily annoyed at things like that but that it's not personal and that you know it's wrong.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
My dude this was when I was like 14ish. She's moved on. She's married. I already apologized for "being such an asshole and a bad boyfriend">
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>but that was like when I was 20ish, and I'm 33 now
rncd147
This is what I needed
PossiblyNotAGoblin
#1 DONT. CHEW. WITH. YOUR. MOUTH. OPEN.... just dont
Ydafuqitmattertho
FiveFtP0tato
I wish I could give this a lot more upvotes.
DoubleAgentTorpedoBoy94
People can change.
SpectacularSpectacular
Agreed. I think the point was that people will only change if they want to change. If they don't want to, that's their choice, not yours.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
But you can't change people. You can only decide if you want to be there for the ride.
DoubleAgentTorpedoBoy94
Someone wanted me to change in certain aspects. I did and wanted it. My life now is a bergillion times better now. Try if it's worth.
Dusty0Hara
Really needed this today. Gonna be starting over with basically just my kid & what we can fit in the car.
JesusStoleMyWeed
On to the next adventure. Good luck :)
n3ckr0mantic
Before you text an ex; wank
GroumphLePreux
Twice : once thinking about them in a sexy remembering, and a second time to celebrate the red bullet you have just avoided !
nezlok
Wise man time
rumplestiltstick
It’s like poetry
HahaA10GoBrrrr
Wish I woulda done that.
KingOFrod
Twice
DillIsMySpiritSpice
AKA the Clarity Wank.
Ydafuqitmattertho
How many people keep their ex's number? Is that normal?
dontfloatmygoat
So you can open with ‘Hi! You know you said I was a wanker, well…’
jjsjosCreator
good advice
ILikeToWonkaMyWilly
But what if you still want to text them after?
PastryDeathStar
Wank again
Evillairforrent
Wait an hour, wank again.
tobesmcgobes
It means you didn't want hard enough. Keep going until you get it right
tobesmcgobes
That means it's true love
dentista320
nope.
NuthinButts
Before you wank, wash your hands.
nakedasajaybird
Pee afterward
IWasACatAllAlong
Will there be washing after the wank too?
blackdragonbird
NuthinButts
It is certainly recommended.
q2grapple
Just lick your hand clean
GeneralWho
dudekazoo