Co-worker left the office. I inherited the professional executive stapler.

Aug 9, 2017 3:35 PM

skyblazed

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Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Get away from her, BITCH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"They're coming out the god damn stationery cupboard!"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"A day in the office is like a day on the farm. Every three-for-two meal deal a banquet, every paycheque a fortune"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have the shakes, you need a beer asap

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...If you're offering...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's alot of porn for these things. Just saying

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn't threaten to burn the building when he left?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, it's not red.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I said "no salt! No salt!"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not red.... that means it's junk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only thing left to do is staple your nuts to your butt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paint it red!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FLOOR 4. DO NOT REMOVE

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9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

Haha! Xenostapler!

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Get away from her, you BITCH!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 0

I’ll…I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in and we need all the space we can get.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a crossover I'd pay to see

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What, that is Harry!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Check please!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh huh. Uh huh. Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL Going add this to the collection.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pardon me, but, the fuck is that?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

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