Jul 11, 2026 2:19 AM
LeonSpinks
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funny
pelon365
The ol Clit Crunch
wobblecopterrrr
WhiskyBravo
check for splinters
handsoffhandson
‘Twas George of the Jungle’s theme: “Watch out for that tree …!”
cowgoesmoo1
...the beaver dam
odevon96538339
This kills the clam
locksmith9
The Evil Dead (1981) #OnePerfectShot
newsguycraigevans
UvaroviteKing
Split that clit!
Kats8652
Ow.
KAPTKipper
Snow sex is weird
ChelVanin
That’s one way to stop
BaconAlmighty
the ol' lettuce wrap
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
The rope up the cooter was already a bold move before the cunt scrunt
soulseekbob2320
Someone got a woodie
timbazi
The Punting
Bombaso
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dTJhZzJhMW11dmtyMjZxcGV3eWdpdGVodGQ5MGU3am45dWRtdnJ3NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WxDZ77xhPXf3i/200w.webp
Predacane35
My balls twitched in sympathy.
AyatollahBahloni
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
"Well, im from Alaska and I have never seen anyone use the term "rimed clams". "Oh, not Alaska, it is a Nebraska expression." "I see."
MagmaCarta
Wham bam right in the clam
Kilo11
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGgyamZ6cDU0cmhxMTl2eG5vMGtqOTM0azU0OHQwcHg0Ym13Y2hkcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d3sE6FcNZa7Ju/200w.webp
ProperWeirdo
Thats enough to hurt
BananaForScaIe
This jams the clam.
areyouelonmusk
Probably fractured her pelvis
WhatTheFrench
I got a bone bruise right on the front of my pelvic bone during shenanigans one time, and it was not fun at all. There was an unfortunate collision with a knee.
Turboslacker
Canigetbannedagain2
I honestly ask some lady friends, and yes it hurts. Perhaps in a different way than if it were a guy, but at least you can still have kids.
HandoB4Javert
magila
OW! MY BALLS!!
sessionicons
Right in the they thems
BeaverOnFire
SpicyGoober
Hit them so hard they became a was/were
The outers are now inners
pelon365
The ol Clit Crunch
wobblecopterrrr
WhiskyBravo
check for splinters
handsoffhandson
‘Twas George of the Jungle’s theme: “Watch out for that tree …!”
cowgoesmoo1
...the beaver dam
odevon96538339
This kills the clam
locksmith9
The Evil Dead (1981) #OnePerfectShot
newsguycraigevans
UvaroviteKing
Split that clit!
Kats8652
Ow.
KAPTKipper
Snow sex is weird
ChelVanin
That’s one way to stop
BaconAlmighty
the ol' lettuce wrap
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
The rope up the cooter was already a bold move before the cunt scrunt
soulseekbob2320
Someone got a woodie
timbazi
The Punting
Bombaso
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dTJhZzJhMW11dmtyMjZxcGV3eWdpdGVodGQ5MGU3am45dWRtdnJ3NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WxDZ77xhPXf3i/200w.webp
Predacane35
My balls twitched in sympathy.
AyatollahBahloni
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
"Well, im from Alaska and I have never seen anyone use the term "rimed clams". "Oh, not Alaska, it is a Nebraska expression." "I see."
MagmaCarta
Wham bam right in the clam
Kilo11
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGgyamZ6cDU0cmhxMTl2eG5vMGtqOTM0azU0OHQwcHg0Ym13Y2hkcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d3sE6FcNZa7Ju/200w.webp
ProperWeirdo
Thats enough to hurt
BananaForScaIe
This jams the clam.
areyouelonmusk
Probably fractured her pelvis
WhatTheFrench
I got a bone bruise right on the front of my pelvic bone during shenanigans one time, and it was not fun at all. There was an unfortunate collision with a knee.
Turboslacker
Canigetbannedagain2
I honestly ask some lady friends, and yes it hurts. Perhaps in a different way than if it were a guy, but at least you can still have kids.
HandoB4Javert
magila
OW! MY BALLS!!
sessionicons
Kilo11
Right in the they thems
BeaverOnFire
SpicyGoober
Hit them so hard they became a was/were
Kilo11
The outers are now inners