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Jumping on the Christmas selfie bandwagon
Edit: I'm 22!
Edit 2: Because why not... Instagram and twitter: @britrochtay
Edit 3: You guys have made this the best Christmas ever. Merry Christmas!!!
AhmedAdoudi
You look like you're in a closet. Also, adjust your personal info. Merry Christmas!
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Eliquin
She is very pretty and she's decorated, which most of the female selfies can't say
Atorresn306
5/7 would agree that she is attractive
Zeroji
Perfect score
ClassyGiraffe
Ho Ho Hooly mackerel you're attractive
Atorresn306
heck yea she is
IronicUsername
http://www-static.weddingbee.com/pics/57731/compliments.jpg
HeyCasButt
Well to be fair she never said she was ugly. Just opportunism
Lobananaforscale
VANITY VALIDATED: NEXT
asianlee
Should've asked Santa for you this Christmas.
nycterelis
Winner
CaptainAsshole
Anyone else worried the fbi is about to knock?
brobinson2001
Even if she were a minor, which she isn't, so what? Fucking conspiracy theorists...
CaptainAsshole
Hush. You probably gonna claim we landed on the moon too
Imghurrr
Yeah right if we landed on the moon why don't we have blue moon cheese
Imghurrr
No..
SeriousCloud
She says she's 22
steveracer
That's what the last one said!
CaptainAsshole
Lmao... was that cuz of me... hold on idea...
johnoneoneseven
You lost me at instagram
theframegame
Okay, this is the cutest selfie be seen all day. Congrats. +1 you adorable person you.
chesirecats
Take note, Imgur. THIS is how you leave an admiring comment on a selfie; please can we stop contributing to the already thirsty atmosphere.
theframegame
Thank you. I completely agree. I'm tired of the thirst
deftgetfunk
I'd say 2nd cutest. 1st being myself in the mirror this morning
Amblydoper
Uh, proof?
khazaria
Too many cute imgurettes. I came here for a distraction from being single, not a reminder!
HankThePidgeon
Cute selfie, full name as username, last post before this about a breakup... girl you are much braver than I.
JackRusselHarrier
Found her on FB easily lol
kittencanoe
Or just not that bright
Cilvaa
Her LinkedIn profile link is in her description.. that's probably not the best idea.
chrisc95
Maybe a recruiter comes across her dank memes and thinks, "I want her at my company! Oh look, it's her LinkedIn profile, I'll offer her $$$"
brrota
Maybe, but I think of it like a one-way road: my linkedin profile doesn't link anywhere itself. All that's happened there is 3 new requests
Cilvaa
Fair enough.
Rechyysix
Your giving away too much information for strangers to see. LinkedIn give way to much info. A person could easily stalk you.
brrota
That's a good point. Hopefully it doesn't happen!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
...so you went through her old posts, huh?
jojiluis
I'm assuming you did too
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Well now I'm thinking about it...
brobinson2001
Found her on Facebook.
brobinson2001
Found her on Facebook.
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brobinson2001
It's only creeper if it takes more than one click
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Aaaaand now you've crossed over into full on creeper. Anyone CAN backtrack someone to Facebook...doesn't mean we should, my friend.
Melkovar
Hello 22, I'm Dad.
fuckstickbumblesnatch
Just so your ego isn't too inflated, I want you to know I have a post of a grilled cheese that has as many up votes as your selfie
census2011
Haha. This guy understands relativity.
W4rH4wk
Ruthless. I love it
fuckstickbumblesnatch
Double comment = 2 up votes!
W4rH4wk
Realizing I double commented (damn you mobile) +1 upvote!
LuckyLucanos
Well that is a good grilled cheese
fuckstickbumblesnatch
I'm happy to give you up vote # 1000 my friend
W4rH4wk
Ruthless. I love it
Clinteriffic
Went to check grilled cheese post, was not disappointed.
DuckField
you lie your 11
RocketTheTrashPanda
Are you the lottery lady? because i'm picturing you holding my balls.
WhatsaNinjaGottaDotogetanUpvote
+1 commenting to use this later
Gabronthe
I want to downvote you, yet I can't bring myself to do it.
TheSilhouette
COME BACK HERE JESSSICCAHHHH!
aman0888
NOOOOWWW JESSSSSIIIICCCCAAAAAA!!!!
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Saving this line for a future drunken night. Thank you.
schawdaya
so appropriately inappropriate
TaterLord
Only thing today to make me laugh out loud
CaptnMurica88
Well done
CaptnMurica88
Well done
ANorthman
I've been using this on tinder for the last couple months with a very high success rate.
ThunderAtHawaii
Nice
thisaggressionwillnotstandman
Take my downvote.
caroneko
Why are female selfies so boring? At least the guy ones try to be funny.
mccar7hy
More important to be hotttt
ISayFuckAllTheTime
That's because we HAVE to be funny.
saturnhex
Because girls don't have to be funny to get noticed. Hence the dearth of good female comedians.
Drakhma
i dont post selfies. never have. nobody noes what i look like, i could be anybody or anything! mwuahahahahahahaha
HonestFacelessThrowaway
peacocking for our inferior appeal vs. banking in on the golden ratio
helpnonamesareleft
My selfie last year was me in Batman footie pajamas. Some girls want validation, others like pretending to be millionaires.
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
Yours is pretty awesome. I just got a captain America sweat shirt this year with a hood mask. Excite!
helpnonamesareleft
Jealous! I got some Superman pajamas though so I'm pretty down with that. I freaking love superheroes.
Eli93
In a community flooded with lonely, (sort of) straight guys, a guy has to put effort into getting noticed. Pretty girls hit the demographic.
fiera
I hear her edit voice as 'HAHAHA I'M 22! I'm legal! OMG COME NETFLIX AND CHILL AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY!'
longoriaisaiah
A must see! 10/10! One for the ages! Will be talked about for generations!
C0uragesoul
can we start just throwing people off the bandwagon
amuzement
*unzips*
ItsJustRocketScience
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY NOT??? IT'S A MISTAKE!
HurinIsMyHero
Are you an angel, because I feel like I'm in Cloud City.
OnePumpChamp
MRW OP's username is her real name http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ktpng.gif
LoneSniper02
You're not funny
TomThanosBrady
She's so not 22. You're all going to prison for sending her dick pics.
cmaballs
Marry me @BrittneyTaylor
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eguy10
I second that
F1fanBoy
10 minutes from now:
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MyImaginationOnAFreeRun
10 minutes into imgur and selfie posting?
CallMeHeisenberg
You beat me to it, and got 200 points. Good on you OP
Vinglepuff
750 and counting
TalosGuideUs
Lol
ItsFantasyy
Gr8
CatsAgainstHumanity
I literally just read that in his voice.
YouNowKnowTheMuffinMan
Lit'rally my favorite show.
LikeaRedheadedStepchild
I read it in William Shatner's voice for some reason.
CatsAgainstHumanity
I tried it. That was a wild experience.
Bletchlypark
I don't understand why guys send dick pics. Does this every actually work?
bumblebeehedgehogfish
No. Except that one time that doesn't count.
GnomeAndGarden
shhhh...let them live in hope.
BaxterBeans
Only one way to find out...
im0nmyway0ut
I posted on Imgur asking for dick pics and that's how I met my current boyfriend. Some of us just really love dicks.
OfficialGoogle
This is the saddest comment I've read in awhile. It may be a little brutal, but it's true.
im0nmyway0ut
LOL. Who hurt you
OfficialGoogle
I'm not the one choosing their boyfriend over unsolicited dick pics on Imgur.
wardenclyfe
A dick probably
DOMEwithouttheE
do people really send dik pics on imgur
brrota
Yes -_-
iamthediscofapper
Why is this the best Christmas ever? Is it because of all the people who told you you're pretty or is it all the dick pics? Both?
brrota
Well I got a pip boy and made the front page of imgur and that's way more than I could ever ask for
Moerke
What the hell is a pip boy?
awildcharmander
You are so cute it should be illegal AND you have good taste in games. That's just not fair!
ctk187
omg what is this from
CaptainAsshole
Pornhub
Demoncptn426
Parks and Recreation, one of literally THE best shows.
TheOriginalYeti
Agreed!!!
MichaelBay
Dude, you have to capitalize LITERALLY
benderbaby
As your sister I must say My selfie is better.
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brrota
I said so!!!
GuitarMuscles
I don't know, yours is good but @OP's is better this time. The lighting in yours just isn't as good, you know?
justuschickens
You are both absolutely gorgeous.
brrota
Hi savannah :)
rGreenTrees
I hope you don't mind, I added you on your LinkedIn because you had a few spelling errors I thought I'd tell you
Hollabackgoat
New age pickup tactics?
rGreenTrees
(Wait and see)
Hollabackgoat
Will expect update