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Jun 4, 2026 9:05 PM
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NicoretteJunkie
Blatant ripoff of weinerdog4life. If you can't come up with original stuff, don't steal other people's things. That's not very cash money.
Dunes8
Someday I’ll use my harpy nun gang idea for something
colinstu
Sauce: https://bsky.app/profile/tateoftot.bsky.social/post/3mfd3zhsqvs2s
imgurmage
Guy0185
Interspecies reviewers.. if anything like them, he'll watch it lay an egg
Snooj
Don't fuck the harpies from the park.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Parks around here you're more likely to find herpes than harpies
LutraLazuli
At least they are not the Xanth Harpies (has been ages since I read that series)
Comet260
Silver sword + hybrid oil = harpy issue solved.
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
redpandabanana
DippinDerps
AnbaricDragon
Kan I keep him!? I'll love him and feed him and train him and clothe him. He'll be good!
TheBreadTurtle
Laios no
myotteraccount
qtRaven
4Astaroth
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cW13bnRrbDIxZDdhOGdoNTN2YjJ3bXcybDk5aW1uaWt3aG1pcjhjOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/73RUVueKv09cRVo5L1/200w.webp
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GiantSquanchy
nclu
Alright, so she definitely has a cloaca, right?
Lugh314159
Ah yes, that music will be forever engrained in my psyche.
GiantSquanchy
AnbaricDragon
Cowards
Captaincuttlefish
katzohki
What's the original say?
ThisOneKid
Pigeons
Bastetsmorlock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gTnKL0_EE
Captaincuttlefish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY
Lugh314159
Fr, though... Google should totally do that privately. Like, nothing big, just a simple gif below the search saying ",You're the first person to ever search for those words in that order. Congrats!"
Illithidbane
Would share a BG3 harpy pic, but I'd get modded for it.
Cilvaa
Consolation prize, the music from that encounter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05KtQ2JlI4Y
distractedFreek
I'd share a DD harpy pic, but I would also get modded for it.
LockedAndKnotted
LiterallyAWizard
...Well I CERTAINLY AM *NOW*. Ya happy now?!
AnbaricDragon
Perfect size to curl up on my lap like a nest for a nap
LadyNaween
oh my yusss!!!!! :D
AnbaricDragon
I see all the comments lewding the cute birb, but I just want to hug them...
Xenarion
Ok, now your house is filled with bird poop.
malachitedragon
My great grandfather used to raise chickens, you say this as if this is a new experience for me.
HolyDragoTooie
Fuckin love tateoftot
darthinebriated
The harpies are a fierce and delectable race.
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Never tried to eat my crows, the loss of trust would be unbearable, but there are people around who sell you grilled chickens.
DarkfireDragon
I doubt they're good eating anyway.
KileyBarker
From what I've been told (when I was much younger) by family members that had lived through the Great Depression, crow meat is awful and not very plentiful on the animal.
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
I mean, would crows eat grilled chickens too?
HonHomes
Chickens will eat grilled chickens. I'd bet that the crows would be DELIGHTED to get some grilled meat!
LupusLilium
Teach chickens how to grill chickens and they'll eat for the rest of their life?
baldbear
Rest of their ~short~ life.
LupusLilium
Only some of them are bound for a short life.
RuffyRuffHausen
He's gonna fuck it, isn't he?
JustSomePersonThere
I’d be checking the artist’s hard drive if you catch my drift.
PS fuck you in advance for defending this, you know EXACTLY what’s going on…
“No see, it’s a monster! Not a human girl!” Man FUCK you.
kobolddreams
Been following them for a couple months. This artist doesn't really do much nsfw(they have like, a couple nsfw posts over the past couple years on their mostly dead nsfw alt). they seem more interested in making things cute. I suspect the harpies are in fact just pets.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I hope not. They're too cute for that.
colinstu
Why not?
AlexanderElcazorro
It's one way to beat the price of eggs.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a255bm0yNnhkM250cGhhcjMwdGI3ZGhzNjEwODl0OTduMzEyMHNzcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3Z1fJKVyqPXbHacR0O/200w.webp
XuncuTheTiger
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDAydHg2ZDhienFhazZmY3k0amw2aXZzZHZ6c2doanpnazB2d2pxNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PSKYON4OK0dj7PwwNj/200w.webp
AGirthyPoro
Please do not the bird
baldbear
I not want the bird
colinstu
Do the bird
nclu
He's looking for some cloaction
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I hate that imagery but I love the pun. So https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnJudnp0dzB0b3VhaXlvZmJncHk3MXBscTFybG94d2E4ZDJlazZwaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Rs7Nf29rQNIVFGRuEL/200w.webp
Emjayen
This was my verbatim thought like 15 minutes into the movie 'Splice'. I was also right.
SteampunkNightmare
He fucked it, it fucked her.. weird fucking movie
captpeaches
Holy hell, just read the plot on wiki, my gosh!
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, I don't need to see that.