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Parent Birbs and Child Birb
Apr 23, 2017 4:46 PM
datsvewynice
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Slytherwin
Proof that we all had akward middle school years.
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
| HAHA WHAT A FUNNY OBSERVATION AND NOW I CANT BRETHE I'M DEAD
kideddy
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/happyfeet/images/8/8a/Bryan_the_Beachmaster.png/revision/latest?cb=20141214213702
Aimanfire
rip
MadMageSeris
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Not all babies are cute.
SloppyJimbo
The red spot on their beaks triggers an instinctual behavior in the baby bird to peck the parents beak which causes the parents to instinciv
SloppyJimbo
Ely regurgitate food for them
TessMonsters
http://thelosangelesbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/13903197_10202223118616573_3136031236853581692_n.jpg
ZachPutland
Why are both of the parents drag queens? Is this a gay species of bird?
reese202
I can relate
mybrainwonteven
i cant fucking btertahe
GingerrrFlooferrr
Haven't you ever read The Ugly Duckling?
humdiddlydoo
Sashay away.
ButchKween
Hey girl! *waves*~
EPluribusWombat
Bird porn
onfleekflannelsrule
DissolvedGasAnalysis
Both the parents wear eye lashes
DirtyWizardsBrew
Has anyone ever had scalding hot toilet water poured onto their back during sex?
pudgychicken
...?
DirtyWizardsBrew
So you too are curious as well, I see....
pudgychicken
well, if you've got a story, I'm all ears
GhostSprite
Those birds look like they were made with CGI
SpruceCaboose
Right? Saw them on Planet Earth 2 and couldn't believe how goddamn smooth they look. They're some sort of albatross.
ilovefunsocks
I did not know I needed this, thank you
bunibama
"...Instead of the cross, the Albatross / About my neck was hung"
woogigooie
Ugh, No uggo's allowed. Except our child. of course
AllAroundMeAreUnfamiliarFaces
For a second I thought that I was on Tumblr..
Slamtastik
2 muppet posts in a row, what are the odds
GiNgErSnApBiTcH
Parents remind me of the band HUMAN LEAGUE
degenerator
A reference that I wish I didn't get. D'oh.
USEDABUSEDCONFUSED
you're showing our age there....
GiNgErSnApBiTcH
Ha! Good Ol' Days
realskramz
Don't talk to us or our ugly son ever again.
Gayforbae
Stay strong for mother Clarence
TheBlueSquid
Topramen20
LazyTheAssCat
That's the thing least apt to be described as ugly. That's the height of beauty right there.
DragonBapt
No, you see that's the beautiful father.
MyCatFish
"Hello bitches, this is our child"
albinoobeluga
I remember seeing this picture along with this post:
ThatLongAgony
This is beautiful!
disidi
That's excellent
TheBlueSquid
Lambdafish1
People keep dying on tumblr... It's starting to worry me
monkncheese
It's for the best.
YoungChuckNorris
Don't worry about it. Just natural selection doing its thing.
DidItForScience
Hilarious! I'm dead.
CursedWulf
THIS
baddesthombre
WHO DID THIS
playelastic
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
couldyoupleasenot
It's so stupid whEN THEY TYPE LIKE THIS!!!! OMG I CANT EVEN I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS
Nirak
DID YOU JUST
Chrisboy
IM SCREAMING
Gayforbae
The tumblr I use has a lot more little deaths...
sockmarks
Orgasms, for thise who missed it.
sockmarks
Those, for me who mistyped it.
BADD0GGIE
I'M CRYING
MexicanLobster
pun followed by "GET OUT"
flyinggeorge
I'M LITERALLY CRYING!!!!!!
JodyHighroller
Not me.
FrostInks
*previous comment in bold and italics*
DaConm4n
That's the worst fucking one.
Theman098
That's what i tried to do.
Theman098
????????'???? ???????????????????????????????? ???????? ???????????????????? ????????????.
Theman098
holy shit. imgur cannot handle that font i see.
TheEmperorDarthSidious
How does it look?
dj505
Like a ton of question marks and an apostrophe
Theman098
It's simple bolded text, since imgur doesn't support text modifiers.
CertifiedTintinologist
THIS SITE. I CAN'T.
ZzaLord
It's how my sister talks and.... I JUST FUCKING CANT.
Lambdafish1
Did you just
Eldibs
I'm 4000% done
DarkNinja2462
ded
alittletime
Turbz
"Oi mate!"
Durff123
SQWACK!!!
MisterDildy
SQUANCH!
CloudCider
"Help me"
MisterDildy
*record scratch* yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
CptnRayHolt
me in bird form
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
SenorBulbasaur
FlockOfSeagulls25
How I feel when everyone is singing happy birthday to me
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Yes very awkward
Mechlai
I breed those things in Ark.
skippi99r
iuderstoodthatreference.gif
JARKB
At least they sang. All I got was a can of cat food and a sticky note.
ShurimanTurtle
Until it slowly becomes muffled, and mad world starts playing.
alittletime
This took a depressing turn
SmellOfMonkey
Birb
Speekeasy
Henlo you STINKY BIRB
SmellOfMonkey
Korr kah
trustystranger
Go eat a seed you stupid ugly birb
SmellOfMonkey
Pek
theHammr
Borp
ShurimanTurtle
Bop bop
SmellOfMonkey
Chep chep, am albertross
theHammr
bep beep am a checcin
Smayds
Fuck that little mouse.
SmellOfMonkey
Ek, am mows