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I am not ashamed.
Actually, you know what?
Apr 26, 2017 11:00 PM
Hntroyer32
396897
10307
930
Actually, you know what?
nihilistdad
I'm 43, I don't like SW, and I always open sliding doors with "the force".
jollyrgr
I'm 50 and do this with elevators as well as doors.
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
Only 19? Dude you're still a child you're meant to do that.
HiddenChicken
Stollig
I knew this was gonna show up
Thatguywhowearspanties
Same OP! We're awesome
Hntroyer32
Heck yeah Dude!
DCSteel
HamJenkins
raistlinsghost
I'm 42. When I go through the Walmart doors, I pretend I'm stepping on to the bridge of the motherfucking Enterprise. (White trash version)
AlphaCommander
Swoosh *star trek door sound.*
Moosecock
I'm 41, I pretend I enjoy life
RadissonFireDerpartment
I'm 26. Sometimes I get bored at work and turn brush boxes into mounted .50s, and pretend I'm shooting at my co-workers/enemy combatants
paintedtopography
Goddamn right you do, @op
Idsertian
I'm 26. I still do it. Subtle flick and draw of the fingers as I approach. Anyone who tells you this is childish is a fool.
TooYoungToRetireTooOldToTrustAFart
I've got two grandkids, own a business, and still will, on occasion, Wookiee yell all alone in my house for an entire weekend.
SardonicGrin
I'm old and make airplane noises in my car. Especially on this one toll road that's bendy.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Have you done it for your grandkids? My kids would eat that shit up!
TooYoungToRetireTooOldToTrustAFart
Of course, but I prefer having my Chewie time Solo.
Zandrake
Don't surrender to the illusion that you ever have to "grow up".
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
I speak 'friend', then enter.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
So you go to the produce isle and have tons of friends.
h0nk
NaziZombiePrincessKenny
I'm 27 and I always use the force when going out of the office. Being cool has no age restriction.
kbrede0824
25, still use the force. It flows through us all.
SuperiorPosterior
You SHOULD be ashamed. What self-respecting Jedi goes to WALMART?
Wednesdude
Jedi scum! I pretend to perform force choking to every jerky who's cutting me on fast lane
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Yesss another follower of the dark side, so far I forced choke 2 women today. I am unhappy they still live.
Wednesdude
MRW she's choking, but still keep on going : http://amaebi.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/wpid-Darth-Sidious.jpg
ICantFindTheRightUsername
19 is not that old
Dyslexicbirch
im 28 and pretend i have magic powers
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
Don't lose your dinosaur
Hntroyer32
SimonSaysWhatAgain
I make the toaster pop.
GwenShepard1
wow!
leftovernoise
Just turned 30. Did that this morning at the grocery store
Noteuropean
I just turned 30, and literally did this at the grocery store today as well. I'd like to say this makes me uncomfortable but it doesn't.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
I just tuned 30 an I like to pretend I have friends
angelsichor
I'm similar. I'm 28 and I still pretend I'm Hayden Christensen when I murder younglings.
HenryDorsettCase
Hntroyer32
Buck39
That was you!? I wandered who got there before me.
Turboencabulator
https://68.media.tumblr.com/a76feac9ee1bfee441ed04f8ba5dbef2/tumblr_oignxrXUya1t0kmxzo1_500.png
LordAdamz
dietderpsy
Walt Disney would be proud of that animation.
reelthemin
This is exactly what i wanted here.
Thethingfromtheshadows
One of my favorite gifs, thanks for posting it
MadCat221
The silly walk out the door cinches it.
IllegalDuckling
Holy shit, that strut.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I'm 31. Wait do people stop eventually?
Sauroctonus
Pretty much everyone who has played a Jedi in the prequels had to be told to stop making "zwoom!" noises on set. :P
Dalylah
My dad is 72 and he still does it... with flair even.
Sauroctonus
Ooh, he must be on the council.
lagomorpha
I'm turning 30 this year & I haven't. Don't plan on it. I've gotten quieter cuz some ppl will look at me weird if I make loud sound effects.
Sauroctonus
Well, it is your role to keep the peace.
Calistrasza
41. Nope.
teh0khardic
I did for a while, but then TFA came out
Ihavediedalittleinside
I'm 55, I pretend my kids really love me
Hntroyer32
Dear God I hope not!
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Show me a person that says they have never tried to use the Force to reach a far away remote and I'll show you a liar.
PMmeUrNachos
I haven't because I am not an immature asswipe
Hntroyer32
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Yet your comment says differently.
FarflungWanderer
It's a subtle hand-wave, but it's hard to resist the urge.
toypaj
36 here and do it every time
BGonz
Amen
HitoshiFromTheLandoftheCherryBlossoms
I do it all the time. 21 here.
bud467
I did it on elevators at my job and got a nod from a random person. twas a good day.
Possiblynotentirelysane
30 here, and I don't even realise I'm doing it half the time.
RazerWolf
32 soon and ain't stopping any time in the foreseeable.
Shitposting2017
29 here, I can make weak minded people wave to me when I wave to them
Brightfang3
Resist? i do that shit unconciously anymore
LightUpSkechers
I relate, except I don't pretend. I'm fully aware of my force powers, how else would those doors open?
Completelyoriginalusername
A very polite ghost.
OpenSarsaparilla
Yeah, it's not like there are motors or anything
Dale1416
Oh are you the guy that opens those doors? You're such a gentleman. (Or Gentle Woman)
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
sensors
bluepopsicles
And changing red lights to green
MrLamps
Magnets
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
It's probably powered by an enchantment.
SaucyDisses
Should we tell him?
AnOceanOfStars
No, these ignorant Jedi aren't worthy of knowing about magic.
KittenItaly
Shhh... let him dream.
Solborn
MRW the doors don't open and I have to push them with my hand
LightUpSkechers
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Someone is saying "alohomora" quietly behind you
notgoingtoarrestyou
hell yeah bro, I walk into walmart naked as hell to show my rights as a human or w.e.
Hntroyer32
I can see I still have much to learn.
babbzilla
Oh my sweet summer padawan...
oscillatingdogfan
I still pretend I'm a Jedi knight when I'm home alone, and that my dog is Yoda, and I have light saber fights with invisible enemies.
oscillatingdogfan
Last week I died very gloriously in a fight with a Sith Lord. Tragic, really.
Wynther
Me too! I pretend I know what I'm doing at work, pretend I'm happy with my life, and pretend that I don't want to hang myself every morning!
TheRealGFromDaHood
Welcome to my world
dodgejack7
It's been awhile since I was not addicted. Around nineteenish.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
Damn I've been getting pretty good at that too I'm glad others are keeping up the practice!
YourFaceIsAnInsult
CWMoudi
Hntroyer32
Fuglysack
Happens to the best of us. Also... to the worst. All of us. Each and every one. Dying. So, pretend away.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
What happens when pretending loses its power to cover reality? Time to change things for the better through work/counseling?
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Or hide from the world for a few decades like I have wasting half your life and dreading the next half enough to attempt suicide 5 times.1\2
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
In other words get help before it consumes your life and you wake one day wondering how you let it get so bad not knowing how to go back.
Jerojero
In my head I'm an amazing dancer, I have fought literally everyone I know, and I've saved a shit ton of people.... in my head
Wynther
I believe in you! Thanks for saving so many!
TheEntireCountryOfAdmira
It's 4 am here and I should fall asleep, but I just thought you should know first: You're a beautiful person :)
Jerojero
Just saw this a month later. Thank you, you're so appreciated for this
ProfessorLeedle
Need- need a hug?
JapAnus
I got a personal story to cheer you up. Its about Darth plagueis the wise...
TheBurritoConfederacy
But he ded.
46853
I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.
ItsJustMeDave
Its a sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a dark Lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorians
ItsJustMeDave
to create life...
Necronimonk
to get booty.
MrWoland
oscillatingdogfan
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I'm 35, when I was a kid I never wanted to be this age, just skip to being old, but so far it's the best time yet. I love being a grown-up.
Wynther
I actually love pretending to be grown up while still remaining 20 years old on the inside. :)
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Right? Like you get to play the grown-up card when it's advantageous, but then you can go home and eat Crunch Berries for dinner.
Wynther
Cinnamon Toast Crunch :P
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Actually my favorite is Life mixed with a little granola.
theevolvingatheist
I don't remember making an alt to write this???
Wynther
How do you know that when you fall asleep, you're really asleep? Mwahahahah!
theevolvingatheist
What if our dreams are real but when we 'wake up' we hop dimensions man?
Wynther
If that's the case, then I have seriously fucked up some other versions of myself's lives. :(
ItMightBeTheWine
You ok? If you need to talk, let me know. I was once an adult with those thoughts and feelings.
Wynther
Just jokes folks. I'm a (sort of) well adjusted (semi) adult.
ItMightBeTheWine
Well, joke or not, glad you're okay-ish.
soulmercenary
Dark, but true. Well except for hanging myself. Afraid I'd break to closet rod, or end up a vegetable.
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
I'm haunting the shit out of everyone I know if I somehow ended up in a vegetative state and was left that way. A pillow and a few minutes/2
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Is all it would take. What's more terrifying is imagine being there mentally but being unable to move at all or communicate in anyway.
updogSmasher
Never stop! I'm 33
randi
I'm also 33 and am still an automatic door Jedi as well.
TwoOreoesOneCup
I'm in the 33 Jedi club!
chasingthevarmintaroundtheglobe
I never stopped, now I am 60!
Pengarr
Yup! 31 here. I think I can count on one hand the times I HAVEN'T, and if I catch myself not doing it, I know I'm feeling bad.
daimomusic
I am 32 and I still do it
Hntroyer32
Fuglysack
You're such a derpy-doo, as a person. I love it. Never change.
Favri
Me too. We have so much in common.
Wynther
Never stop never stopping!
wormsdie
Keep On Keeping On -KOKO
skurnie
34. Same. My daughter gets a kick out of it
EastPenguin436
Hi 33,I'M DAD
Ronelyn
45. Every cardboard tube is a saber, every car the Falcon.
CrypticTree
Tusken approves