Italian Museum Photos with blasphemous captions

Jan 26, 2018 6:43 PM

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It was several days of me snickering before I learned that this was Italian for the fleur-de-lis

Kinda a sausage-fest, though

From the Murano glass museum

“I see thou gyrating and prostrating up on that column...”

I totally went on my own Grail quest in Venice, starting at San Barnabus where they filmed part of Indiana Jones. Imagine my surprise when I spot this in a museum later that day...

I had other captions for this but they were pretty offensive...

I have no cat to pay the cat tax, but this is Stella. She joined my group for a 12-mile hike near Lake Como. She kept us herded together and made sure aggressive sheep kept their distance. I gave her water and we all shared some of our picnic food. We made sure she got back to her owner when we got back.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

#21

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All i noticed was that the wrong football was mentioned in #1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 - for non-Americans - The face you make when your football team's striker misses a penalty kick.

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#1, All Seahawks players/fans regarding freaking Blair Walsh!

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I’d always imagined my dog was having similar adventures—until she came home one day... with a chicken foot.

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#1 laces out, Dan!

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Aaand this is going in the Fun Sacrilege folder.

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I feel like I'm there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Fucking Blair Walsh....

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Loved it! Especially Mary’s post parfum depression. Gather around people, for the most amazing guide ever!

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this is beautiful. thank you @OP.

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Poonslayer +1

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+1

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

when Medusa snaps you and you accidentally open front cam

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we're calling you out, hugh.

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#21 Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is a swizzle stick?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

decorative plastic stick that bartenders put in drinks in case you want to mix them more

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those "swizzle sticks" used for tapeworm removal?

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#1 DAMNIT BLAIR WALSH

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One year, the Vikings will win it all, when all the planets align and they don't have a less than average kicker. SKOL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to say that too. Go hawks!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 is me with Alabama every year. It's like Saban is allergic to kickers.

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I'd love to hear your other captions for cupid

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Gimme pls

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#metoo

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#4 looks like an artist's depiction of a serial killer in the 80s.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had numerous captions for that one. It was tough to pick

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Why is it all painting of the christ child look either jacked or like 53 year old man.

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Realism wasnt really a concern for pre renaissance art, and they were even sometimes use adult models (babies move around too much)

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1/2 There was a renaissance belief that since jesus was perfect he was basically born as an adult

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2/2 no one wanted to think of their savior shifting himself.

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Thank you for this insightful reply :)

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No problem. Thanks for not making fun of my typo

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