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After the Deathstar blew up, jobs have been pretty hard to find.......
Feb 3, 2014 4:41 PM
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FlyinDutchman88
Damn he should talk to his Union
TheLovelyMissBeans
This is a guy who had to prove to his wife that he DID in fact have a good reason to purchase a snowtrooper costume.
Keleesi
Better snow jobs than no jobs.
Gauntlet2013
"Will blow for food"
intergalactic42
That bitch wasn't even stationed on the death star!
kollito
That's the same title as last time I saw this.
HuskyWeigh
I eleven that is simply called sn owowi g.
ChristopherNixon
+1 for the full Snow Trooper outfit. That's really good!
thebecster
What a trooper. A storm trooper!
SirAwesomeTheThird
He looks so angry :(
yodadude
Hoth snow removal services
jpinske
I hear he does driveways for free. What a trooper
wisher1977
Plow, plow, plow, all day long. Plow, plow, plow while I sing this song...
lvlionsfanj
I thought he was KKK
troublemutt
read blow jobs. My brain is broken
merc84
COBRA!!!!
patking13
*Snowtrooper
peridotstar
"I need to rent a ssssssssssssssssnow blower pleaassssssse. I'd like to keep it out until Tuessssssday if itssssss at all posssssssible.' xD
DanTown86
These guys weren't that common on the Death Star, well maybe at both its poles I don't know :)
squirrel1
Same as last time it was posted
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Nah, when I posted it in November there was a lot less upvotes.
yomamaisonfier
Boo hoo. Not everyone saw it "last time it was posted"
mcghost
A housing development in Hoth seemed like a good idea at the time.
ILoveTrees
COBRAAA
asstasticproclivities
Sweet Jesus, this trooper doesnt know how to plow, you gotta over-lap each run by a few inches. Rookie.
BigBagBigBag
Snow trooper.
kitty666
Good one.
swatz
I keep wanting to try to say something like Snone.. Snown (like known) Trooper. (sigh)
Griwes
Plot twist: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Snowtrooper
GreedyJungle
I like this very much
BasicallyJesus
Yes.
Banalinguist
DeadlyRicochet
holy Sith! you're right!
NaomaMccuaig17
Send them to Texas, they'll make a killing.
enigma1235
Joke so dark it got lynched
FirstWorldAnarchist
Hoth, they should call it Colth.
quisp99
Well played, well played.
FirstWorldAnarchist
to be fair it is an already existing joke from the Family guy rendition of A new hope "Blue harvest"\
quisp99
That maybe true, but like some reposts I had never seen it before and it made me laugh. +1 for you!
TheSunsNotYellowItsChicken
I'm up after the band.
Berethian
What a trooper!
tinyNarwhal
Am I the only one really annoyed that he left streaks of snow to his right? He's still making streaks! ARGH DAMN THE OCD IN ME
Crocoboxer
Can't see a thing in that helmet.
SandInYourVagina
Wherever that snow is going, it's missing the target.
Reemy420
You have found gold sir.
CommodoreVictorTreaSure
Read this, paused for a moment, then laughed so hard and ppl are staring at me now
eviscera
Stay on target...
DynamicMeerkat
When I first glanced at your comment I thought your name was "SendInYourVaginas" and I was momentarily concerned.
MC182
No no those are the Snowtroops from Hoth, they won that battle, those were the legion of the best troops who weren't on Endor.
Chronicle
Its like you heard a joke once :P
NoYolo4Jesus
Blowing snow into the middle of his driveway.
CommodoreVictorTreaSure
That just sounds so dirty
DeadlyRicochet
should probably use the force.
SirAwesomeTheThird
But what if the target is the ground? Will it defy gravity?
graehall
You're kinda ruining the joke.
SirAwesomeTheThird
;__;
Pornegranate
Yes. It will aerosolize and drift away on the wind.
bubbity
I don't see it hitting the ground.
NinjasStoleMyMama
carewyllie
But were they really missing? REALLY? Or was "missing" their only means of rebellion?
HeyCasButt
... ... ... ...something's on the hook.
sheissmall
I'm sorry, but I'm distracted by your name.
SandInYourVagina
Happens a lot.
sheissmall
People getting distracted by your name, or getting sand in your vagina? …….I'll leave.
SandInYourVagina
The first one. Definitely.
AngryHumanoid
Actually the Snow Troopers basically kicked ass on Hoth, just sayin'. It was Admiral Ozzel who done fucked up in THAT situation, amiright?
Artefact
igetsexualsatisfactionfromdrinkingvanillacoke
lolzomg123
General Veers having to cover for him again. #Seriously #StupidNavy #WartimePromotions
romanvalentino
YOU DONE FUCKED UP, O-ZE-ZEL!!!
lozeldatkm
That's not a Stormtrooper.... he's from Cobra.
whatalbert
i knew it was something else! thank youu
MyDadLooksLikeTomCruise
He found a new workplace.
peridotstar
"I need to rent a ssssssssssssssssnow blower pleaassssssse. I'd like to keep it out until Tuessssssday if itssssss at all posssssssible.' xD
chbarts
He moonlighted for Cobra. He has three kids and a sick wife. It's a sad story.
lozeldatkm
I smell a fanfic...
pmmedemboobies
No, that was me. Sorry.
FirstWorldAnarchist
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Snowtrooper You are wrong but thanks for playing.
lozeldatkm
Ok, nevermind. But surely you can see where I drew the resemblance.
FirstWorldAnarchist
Yes absolutely very GIJOE Cobra Commander esque.
spacemosphere
I saw one in an alley giving people handies for $20... so sad :(
GuyInDogSuit
$20? Everyone knows a hanjo goes for at least $30.
TheNicolasCage
But did you pay said person $20 for their services?
iregretnothingiregretnothingiregretnothing
20 bucks is 20 bucks...
Tinfoilhatswork
I gotta admit, that was me. Unsurprisingly, there's a high demand for storm-trooper handies..
Lionblade
$20 for a handie?! GOD DAMN! Ha, I don't know anything about the sex-for-cash market..
signalswitch64
I heard a stormtrooper died after one cumshot hit him.
turdferguson74
Hey man, a handjob is still a job, kinda like shaking hands with the unemployed... It's win-win
noptic
Fun Fact: The "face shot", now common in porn was invented by a stormtrooper, who tried to get his wive pregnant.
imnotbaldimaerodynamic
yeah, but...$20 is $20...
HotNSpicyColdNIcy
Hahahaha I was there for that joke
TimTim353
So what'd you do with the $20?
FirstWorldAnarchist
*Allegedly
MrPredator
...There is a dirty joke there about stormtrooper on stormtrooper sex + shots fired and missed. I can't think of it now.
Moonkey
I think that was Luke Streetwalker. He was a little short for a Stormtrooper.
spacemosphere
You know what.. you might be right cause he did pull out his light saber at one point.
Moonkey
I hope he didn't use force.
spacemosphere
No. He had too much to lose and knew that would be a wookie mistake.
Moonkey
That's good to hear. He should stick to the Han jobs.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
He has a snow remover thing and lives in an area where it gets snow. Finding a job can't be that hard.
neitherrequirednornecessary
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Snowtrooper
scuba7jb
**Snow blower :-)
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
if youre in an erea with snow, you have a snowblower... or a bobcat (WAY better)
FirstWorldAnarchist
*if you are in an area with snow, you have a snow blower. If you live in bumblefuck, you have a bobcat.
folieadeux
I don't :( Do you have an extra? Canadian's share right?
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
i just have a bobcat... if i had an extra snowblower you could use it.