Return of the Meme: 1730 (Kingfisher girlfriend)

CodyBurkett

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Let's get this bread

Oblique tactics, ain't exactly straight....

I dare @phuckedinphilly to wear this ensemble to work

Mesoamerican King of the Hill

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Sometimes reading my comments section is worth it.

Just another day in the Orthodox internet

Pippin tax! Post bathtime.

Today's message: [alarm calls at javelina outside]

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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)

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phuckedinphilly

I'd wear the shit out of that outfit.

3 weeks ago |

thedarkdesert

#34 Reminds me of a car I saw once. It was red, and the license plate was FF0000. I thought that was clever.

1 month ago |

Wapusk

#33 Right up there with the parent/teacher interview:

Teacher: In class, little Jimmy said I was teaching "Liberal bullshit", what are we going to do about this?
Anticap Parent: Hmmm, have you tried not teaching Liberal bullshit?

drizztx

#7 We found literal DDT when cleaning out my parent's garage.

WhatTheFrench

Oh I think my elderly in-laws still have a bucket of DDT in a barn somewhere.

SlydFox

#34,If only it said banana...

NaughtButOne

#22 AI

baldbear

wadatahmydamie

#2 Minor point of order, Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bi

TheAdrachian

Specifically he was queer, by his own words.

Abizuil

Eh, he was a siren who could never quite tell the difference between human genders, he just loved who he loved.

PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe

#37 neptune? What happened to Neptune?

bittenicht39

I guess this relates to the long-known use of the term "ice giants“ for Uranus and Neptune. But it was discovered that Neptune emits 2.7x more energy than it receives from the Sun, so it may possibly have a hot magma core and is not an ice giant.

garbuhj

#35 das a happy lil guy

ParaspriteHugger

#26 I have a desire to harm *the right people* and I am not sure if I want to do it because they seem an acceptable way to fulfill my wish to harm people or because I think it would benefit society.

nccomputermechanics4

#17 i find it amusing that a conservative found out in real time star trek is highly political and that they are generally hated by the community and stars.

ilovetraveler

#17 I hope they do feel hated by a large portion of the population because they are and should be. It's amazing how people can watch a "woke" show and not learn a good damn thing.

StrokeFlavoured

#17 These are the same people, that don't get, that 40k is a parody of sci-fi.

CelestialSea

Without 7 of 9 being played by Jeri Ryan, Obama would never have been President. How's that for Trek being political (look it up, totally true!).

Syovere

#47 This is approximately canon in Lunar! The Dragon Diamond that Ramus wants to get at the start of the game is, in fact, dragonshit. Confirmed by the dragon, though he cuts himself off before saying it completely.

ayavaska

#17 Did you know that 7 of 9 helped Obama get elected?

goflyblind

"rosebud" was the name of her ex-husband's dick.

snarkybitch

Eh sorta. Id say her husband being a man whore got him elected lol

#37 I have no idea what happened with Neptune, but they didn't take anything from you with the dinosaurs, they only added different awesome. https://xkcd.com/1104/

Also, if you're hung up about Pluto, you're too obsessed with categories that only exist to categorize things.

Neptune and Uranus were long thought of as "ice giants", but it was discovered Neptune emits 2.7x more energy than it receives from the sun. So there must be energy, possibly in the form of a hot magma core.

DrSparken

They're still called ice giants. The distinction comes from being primarily heavier elements than hydrogen and helium. Every planet will have at least a warm core, and most hot, because gravitational collapse causes enormous heat. No idea who read something about this and concluded it meant they weren't ice giants.

Oh I believe this whole "they took something science from you and ruined it" is bullshit. Dinosaurs are even more awesome now. Pluto is just weird, and Neptune possibly having a magma core is cool

#47 nonsense, you don't shit gold from eating cows. You shit gold, armor and weapons from eating adventurers. Shitting weapons is the main reason why dragons are grumpy, and the fire breathing is a result of eating wizards.

Dannyalcatraz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBP32T8mFj8&ra=m

BlueBlueAvian

maybe dragons' innards are like a natural alchemy lab? could be a side effect of the fire breathing

OrionRex

Dragons also steal other people's hoards. Smaug didn't hollow out the Lonely Mountain, smelt the ore, cut and polish the gems, or create any of the beautiful instruments and works of art. He let the dwarves do it, then he swooped in from the north and stole it all.

Rightfully so.

FireSolvesProblems

#2 Beat me to it, that's a good video.

fauxcault

#18 It's not just "Chomskyean linguistics" that Everett's claims about the Pirahã language challenge, but much of the entire field (see his claims, for example, about how Pirahã disproves linguistic relativity). Everett has made broad claims based on relatively little evidence. See, for example:

https://web.archive.org/web/20120106154616if_/http://web.mit.edu/linguistics/people/faculty/pesetsky/Nevins_Pesetsky_Rodrigues_2_Evidence_and_Argumentation_Reply_to_Everett.pdf

aQuantumofAnarchy

As far as I'm able to understand, Everett's claims don't challenge universal grammar at all, since UG doesn't (I believe) require that each language show some similar property. The claim is that each human has a faculty/organ/capacity/whatever that allows them to acquire whatever language they are exposed to developmentally. Trying to discuss that at the level of a kind of taxonomy of language structures (nouns, gender, cases, etc) pretty much completely misses the point of UG.

#15 we used to have car magazines in there.

SpicyTrashManda

Thanks for another great post, boss <3

Wraid

#47

Omicron416

With blackjack and hookers?

GrandmaSlappy

#45 damnit, I didn't consent to this. Other people get paid for that shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_mourning

UltraLincoln

#6 that's so pigeon. Do your thing, funky little rock dove

elmesito

#6 reminds me of the video of the pigeon trying to enter a nest of a hawk while the hawk was in it. After initial bewilderment, the hawk promptly de-meated the pigeon.

TheFifthTK

#21 Alchemy is right there

#41 I wish more Americans knew this. They were also upset that the Brits were cracking down on their fraudulent land sales. When Washington was president he illegally used federal resources to hunt down and return his own slaves from 'free' states. People who think the founding fathers would be upset with Trump don't know their history.

Pilgrymm

#47 I roll to befriend the Dragon on the premise that I be her pooper scooper.

#39 God damn pelicans!

Alesdair

#47 … the gold, etc., is tribute from nearby settlements, brought by peoples oppressed by the dragon.

anubis132

Nordic tradition holds that anything that a lindwurm sleeps upon will grow. Their hoards grow on their own simply by being their bed.

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