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Front page edit: thank you guys! All of us octopuses will throw all 8 hands when needed/wanted.
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RegularOctopus
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Front page edit: thank you guys! All of us octopuses will throw all 8 hands when needed/wanted.
dslrErik
TheLastSpaceman
that300ZXguy
Sometimes, fish are dicks.
PhyshStycc
Wow. Bully.
SpammaJamma
Do they go looking for a fight? Or does a fish swim bye, and the octopus punches it?
UnimpressedButNaked
"Ocean thugs"
LoveHow
I didn’t think octopuses could get any cooler
Nekocatz13
Some fish have it coming
NotADutchman
True. They can be real assholes. Especially catfish.
SeekTheLight100
It's me. I am that octopus.
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
"Take that! Non tentacle having ass fin bitch!"
IWatchBirdsForALiving
In ecology, spite only exists in theory. Spiteful behaviour with a cost and no gain will never be selected in the evolution of a species.
IWatchBirdsForALiving
Maybe they are exercising defence against predatory fish? In that case it is not spite, as it gains the octopi in some way.
gigi1993
My spirit animal.
ARabidSalmon
Ha ha yeah... Punching fish, fun, right?
PunTheJewels
Oi m8 with the eight arms
ramshackleackle
If you punch random fish that go by, how many generations before the fish just start avoiding octopi? Think bout it.
StarscreamAndHutch
My Octopus Teacher was not what I expected.
FeralBurnett
I loved it. It was like Charlotte’s Web.
OKiluvUBuhBai
But REAL.
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Dunning42
Wow, so we're just going with the innocent fish narrative, got it...
JustBoone
"Catch these hands, all 8 of them!"
Midgarmerc
It doesn't have hands though
JCBaggins
Seven. The eighth tentacle is a surprise!
StarStruckCryptid
Catch this dick
TChallaVanDam
Dad, please stop saying that to everybody everywhere we go. It’s fucking embarrassing.
ClassicFrank
Uhm, my dad left for cigarettes a long time ago, is this a normal saying amongst dad's?
lucienishisnameo
@TinyOctopus, is this true?
TinyOctopusWasHere
Tiny octopus wants you to know that fish are cold blooded and like to shit everywhere. Wouldn't you punch one?
jcdenton
It's easy to punch those who can't punch back.
DomZombie
Maybe cut off his alcohol supply?
nonCanadianGoose
A sign of higher intelligence???
Tyanet
If I was an octopus, I’d also want to punch random fish out of spite. Hell, I want to punch other humans out of spite most of the time.
Hibbtygibitty
My Octopus Teacher - Netflix.
blissblush
"Hey fish....c'mere. Go fuck yourself, what the fuck is wrong with you?? Huh? Ahh, just kidding, nobody gives a fuck."
Scieron
Cats do it all the time... why would other animals be any different.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
lordstanleyofyork
Have they ever tried to return a jacket out of spite?
AbsolutelyUndecided
RegularOctopus
Considering I have 4 jackets that aren't mine, apparently not... :|
akiisignet
Are you a dry cleaner tho?
TheGiantTater
Proof that Octopi are intelligent creatures... they will pick a fight just for the hell of it. We should give them booze and watch em go!
Hashbrown123
Then you get Irish fighting octopi.
counterintel
Fuck it lets give them booze guns currency and teach them a loose might-makes-right ruling system and let it rip
RegularOctopus
I like free booze.
TheGiantTater
Got our first test subject! Yeah! Science! #DrunkenFightingOctopi
GlassDragon5683
@TinyOctopus ?
FrostyLady
Fishes get stitches
TheSilverSeraph
Don’t give them top shelf scotch, though. They tend to drink them with too much water
chapitaine
Must have been done in a lab, imagine octopus on cocaine!!
amop
N0ewe
Glorious
Sharpiiiiihearts
FilthyRapscallions
NonstopRampage
Name checks out
pizzadude2000
It's Octopussies, not Octopi.
Ukgamingcatlover
All three terms are correct
glenngriffon
They ain't no pussies they're punk. Octopunks.
heckingdog
Fun fact: if you hear anyone use octopodes, you're legally allowed, like the octopus, to punch them in the ear
RelaxoChillaxo
Why? Octopodes is actually the correct term. “Octopus is derived from Greek, so the proper pluralization in this case would be ‘odes’”
thecowkingdom
Octopus came from Greek through Latin and English is Germanic, so go wild. Call them octopodes, octopi or octopuses, they're all valid.
heckingdog
You're absolutely right. And I'm kidding about the punching. But some of what is technically correct can be obscure to the point of its /1
heckingdog
usage sounding like a pretentious conversation starter. Like how it's "whom" about 50% of the time and the plural of "beef" is "beeves" /2