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Scene from Jack Reacher (2012)
this is a repost from 2 years ago that i found funny
Sep 4, 2017 12:14 PM
Braytac
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Scene from Jack Reacher (2012)
this is a repost from 2 years ago that i found funny
BeerBatteredandBold
*Roll credits*
PrudskiSnudski
Fuck Tom Cruise and Scientology
TheJohnnyDarko
She got burned in ways she cannot even imagine, lmao... god damn, son.
Chaapai
He's not good enough of an actor to make me forget that personally he's odd and belongs to a ridiculous cult.
Nikolai5
I think the same when I'm listening to metal and find that they're a born again christian or something equally ridiculous.
jarobertson6
In the books, Reacher is 6'5" and big all over. Tom Cruise is about 5'8". Silliest casting. Ever.
Huldra
Tom Cruise is creeping me out. Also his cult. Ill pass his movies.
SlayerFan123
If you're going to pass on movies because the actor or actress has odd beliefs, you're not going to go watch a lot of movies.
Huldra
I also think he isnt a great actor tbh
forfour4nocation
I love the books and am able to separate the movies from them. Recommended for all those that love predictable action/adventure. It's great.
GhostofRoland
Harsh
madbydesign
It's fun to read the comments and see which people have actually seen the movie and those who make snap judgements.
MajorPubes
I have no desire to see this film
OsoLoco1313
Tom Cruise....pffft the perfect guy for Reacher would be someone like Fred Dryer......remember HUNTER!
OsoLoco1313
The 6' 6", 225-pound defensive end # 77
HandsomeJack19
Anybody who liked Jack Reacher (the movie) never read the books it was based on. Tom Cruise was the single worst casting I've ever seen.
nihilityfarce
Haha, because women are just a drain on men's wallets. Such a shame she didn't get that joke, I'm sure she would have found it hilarious.
twfeline
A woman doesn't get to the age of ten without understanding this joke.
derekjohn
Tom Cruise is (apparently) about 5'7" tall (1.7m), Jack Reacher is 6'5" (1.96m), how is Hollywood allowed to get away with this ?
imnotmattdamon
Because people pay money to consume it.
rollercostarican
they figured its better to cast someone who can actually act than it would be to just hire a random tall dude
idonthavetimeforthiseither
But they hired Cruise anyway
Ansatsunin
...? "How is Holllywood allowed to get away with this"?? Seriously? Guess they shouldn't have had the Hobbits in the LotR films be 1/?
Ansatsunin
short using CGI and visual tricks, either, huh? 2/2
bekind2joeblake
Women... Amirite?
twfeline
Oh, so right.
APoorCollegeStudent
I guess I am a hooker I don't get The joke.
Ansatsunin
Hey we've all gotta earn some extra cash somehow, poor college student.
APoorCollegeStudent
lmfao
evilspyre
That having a gf would be expensive vs having a hooker
LosPer
Paying for sex is cheap compared to the expense of having a girlfriend who's high maintenance
ProPuke
*am not. A hooker would get the joke
thisguyhere17
The idea is that really easy women get you into trouble. You pay later.
Dudeitsonlyme
Tom has made several good movies .. but for some reason I just don't like him
twfeline
I have a problem with the wording of "cheapest woman."
tusig1243
Fuck Tom cruise.
imnotmattdamon
Why?
randomthug
Probably because he belongs to and fronts a Cult of ass clowns who do horrible shit. I mean I love the dudes movies but he's a cunt IRL.
imnotmattdamon
Dude's clearly got personal issues, I say give him a pass.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Nope, fuck him
tusig1243
All that, plus I think his movies suck dick. Also his tooth is centered in his face. Can never unsee that
JunglePygmy
This really is a badass movie. Thats a great scene.
TurtIeproof
"Are you old enough to drive" is a question Tom Cruise should ask the love interest of his most recent films.
DefinitelyMaybeNotSkynet
I think I got it but can someone confirm? Is he saying that since she is young he has to pay for all her things?
eederdeedle
He's saying that lasting relationships are more expensive than one night stands essentially
nemo3590
Basically, she wants to be his girlfriend, which would end up costing more in terms of money/emotional investment in the long run.
Chaapai
The power of Xenu compels you to cast Tom Cruise in movies. The power of Xenu compels you...
DianNaoChong
"with a 10mil budget for deaging" *waves hands mystically*
Treybetrey
MhuzLord
Man, they really spent some time on that hooker joke, didn't they. That probably didn't slow the movie down at all.
iovoid
They were setting up the character here. She's important later.
MhuzLord
Setting her up by insulting her?
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skld
I AM A FIVE STAR MAN
crash217
rollercostarican
yes
therew0lf
She's purposely baiting him into coming outside to be beaten by 5 guys. She's got it coming and he knows it.
MhuzLord
If you say so.
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Are you a close minded sjw cause your acting very much like a close minded sjw.
therew0lf
Well, I mean it's a major plot point in the book and movie... she gets murdered to frame him later too.
biggwhytey
WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE THEN GET BACK TO US
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
Tom Cruise, reprising his role of "acting like Tom Cruise". Well done Tom, you've been filmed being yourself, once gain...
bronypokey6918
i dont care
Treblaine
slugonion
Was looking for you. +1
imreallyjusthereforthecats
nicoleaut
Thank you
TheFrenchCanadianTaunter
Tom Cruise reminds me of Anne Hathaway in being a "hyper-actor". It's like the idea of the Hollywood veneer is their true personality
ObiSeanFlurNobi
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad its him not you. If you had Tom Cruises' troubles you might be Tom Cruise crazy too....
bachterman
he looks like the distorted faced himself from minority report.
graceinsheepsclothing
Do you mean Vanilla Sky?
bachterman
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/110/1101377/tom-cruise-20100623022857489.jpg
Vaanhalen
I feel ya, but at the same time Tom acted the shit out of that movie, damn he did a good job
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
You mean he was Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise in a Tom Cruise movie? Got ya! :)
tobiassolem
So does almost everyone else called an "actor" as well, except for Gary Oldman. Ooooh... Gaaaaryyy... now that's a lad!
grimfandango
I grew up in the 80's and 90's. That Tom Cruise is awesome. It is the only one I care to see to be perfectly honest.
Ireallylikebigdogs
Tom Cruise is a great actor but I love to hate the actual. Please don't mix these up.
Aztex999
Hey - it worked for John Wayne . . . . . . . .
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I disagree. Reacher is darker than typical Cruise characters. Much more full on I don't normally like Cruise why i like this & TropicThunda
Marikhen
Reacher's also taller, blonder, and more muscular than the typical Cruise character too, but the folks hiring actors didn't care. :-D
AtomicGhandi
After seeing the movie with my dad (big fan of the books)he brought up this point too but we both agreed that Cruise's acting made up for it
NegentropyX
I liked the Last Samurai, Edge of Tomorrow and Oblivion.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Those are good points too.
pastramionrye
Wait was he batshit insane in this movie?
GuardsmanMiku
dont really remember much tom cruise stuff, but he was good in the Edge of Tomorow
GabrielFlood
Excuse me.
Dionysus187
Makes more sense once you hear what he is like in private and dealing with Scientology. hint: verbally abusive prick
daguq
His best perf was, imo, Magnolia.
kennydahl
Hell yes. Best Cruise performance by a country mile.
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Look at Chris Prat in the background
iwriteandshit
..... No.
Jackamabob
... alright alright
LeonQuin87
I didn't even know that was him until the credits rolled.
Treblaine
Rare case of stepping outside of his comfort zone and guess what, he wasn't half bad. So he's got no excuse.
Drougals
He likes to do films where he can do stunts fly planes and drive cars can't blame the guy
Treblaine
To an extent I can join in on the fun, but it's not very compelling, it's hard to explain. These aren't characters to care or think about.
ILostIt
And get paid a shitload to do it
bedsound
If I could get paid millions of dollars to do dope Tom Cruise shit I'd probably do it too
NOTAlexJones
... But live die repeat is so goooood.
PangolinBan
... because you see Tom Cruise die again and again and again. And again.
NOTAlexJones
Nah son
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
It would be without him in it.
b4kus
Exactly! Going even further - I think that both main characters could've been casted better.
Therunningbalcony
Casted Away was good, except a different pumpkin could do better
SJohnson23
Casted.
MackinawPeach
Edge of Tomorrow.
Erbbo
*cough* Johnny Depp *cough*
ButtsMcGee86
Kevin Costner.
superwasabi
so true and George clooney and keanu reeves
BurnieCinders
Owen Wilson, Will Farrell, Danny Trejo, Vince Vaughn... But really its like complaining about blue always being used to paint sky. MyBoyBlue
HauntedMilk
Tom Cruise the human being is probably a bad person. Tom Cruise the actor seems like an okay guy
jmrex
Bad person? Really?
ClaudeWicked
Scientology.
Ireallylikebigdogs
What are you implying? That he's a nice person? That he's much worse?
jmrex
Bad person is a strong statement. Can you back it up?
NerdN1
I saw a test screening of this movie. They dubbed in a sickening crunch sound effect every time he so much as tapped someone in a fight.
Possiblynotentirelysane
You know, you could have left 'in a fight out' and I would have watched that film right away...
NerdN1
I watched a test screening, so I don't know about the final version. I hear that fans complained the previous version wasn't violent enough.
twfeline
That's why they have test screenings. To prove that some things aren't working in a movie.
twfeline
But then, there are some things they take out of a movie, that they should have left in.
WantDownvotes
I actually enjoyed jack reacher
hybridjosto
Round
Bystandr
It wasnt a bad show. Given the plot and dialogue of other action movies by Arnold and Sylvester, Id say this one was above average.
Leolol1
Same, I was disappointed that the sequel wasn't nearly as good.
oledyak
then do me a favour and go read the books. Much much better than the films
MLEPMAN
Agreed. Give the books a try, they're quality.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
So did I, and I'm glad they cast Tom Cruise. He's the right height to play the character
Lugh314159
It was about a thousand times better than the sequel, that's for sure!
t33kay
It wasn't the greatest movie but I still really like it. Not sure why
melkatron
Christopher McQuarrie is why... time to watch Way of the Gun.
forgetthisnoise
Me too.
forgetthisnoise
I really appreciate how they actually seemed impacted by being punched or falling, takes them a moment to get moving again.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I loved it, then all these hurdurs crying because he was too short for the role. People find any excuse to hate Tom Cruise.
bleedth3sky
The books are excellent and the only problem with the movie is Jack is supposed to be 6'4 big military guy not short Tom cruise lol
WobblyBitsX
I thought they turned it into a bland action movie rather than the mystery/thriller of the book.
silverduke
when i saw this movie i said to myself 'Tom aint that bad, ye hes a crazy scientologist but this is a good movie". When the sequel came out
silverduke
I was like "I was wrong, Tom Cruiz is a terrible person."
silverduke
and that's what happened
Potentiate
Me too, but as a big fan of the books, Tom Cruise was a terrible casting choice. Reacher is supposed to be a rough looking 6'6 260 lb dude.
cacuin
I did too, then i read the books and realized how lacking it was.
melindarae
Same. And filmed in Pittsburgh, so extra love from me.
Findingabetterway
Judging by all the upvotes and comments, maybe I should give this movie a try.
Rin007
Did it get better after the first 20 minutes? Because that's around where I changed channels.
hisdudenesselduderino
Yes a movie with Tom cruise about the shittiest profession in the army. WHY DID I LIKE IT!?
Crumply
It's called reacher because of how often he has to stand on his tippy toes
CaptnGato
Are telling me I should watch it ? Because I have the Blu-Ray somewhere
Aztex999
Love the book series; what a shame Cruise bought all the movie rights. He's no Jack Reacher. Blonde, 6'5" 250lbs? Don't think so, Tom.
O11i3
I did a big fart in an action scene. When the farr actually came, the action had cut to soft dialogue in another scene. Everyone heard.
DaMummy
As much of a douchecanoe he is, his movies are very good. Then The Mummy came out...
JodyHighroller
Jackoff Reacharound
misho
Meh, I tend to get bored by movies that glorify the main character too much.
BleepBlorpBop
It's a pretty good movie because it doesn't pretend to be something it's not.
KingMe343
Then you'd enjoy the porno: Jacked Reach Around
Mreman71
Too bad Tom doesn't look anything like Jack.
Crazywelderguy
I liked the movie, and love the books.
UndeadRutabaga
Honest question: Why do you like the books? The action was good, but after reading the others it all ended up being the same stuff mostly.
Crazywelderguy
Kinda like @IWishThatICouldSeeYouSoon I find them reliably entertaining, and I don't really have to 'think' :)
IWishThatICouldSeeYouSoon
I like them as they're good mindless escapism from time to time - sometimes it's nice to switch off when reading, instead of working hard 1
IWishThatICouldSeeYouSoon
To follow a story line or complex characters. They're nice easy reads during stressful times!
UndeadRutabaga
Makes sense. I can see it being fulfilling in that sense.
GrizzlyAadams
"Reacher said nothing."
twobytwohandsofblue123
Lol yes :D
Batmanfondlesme
What I don't get is Tom cruise for the role of Jack reacher. Idc much about adaptation but c'mon. Reacher was a tall bad monster of a man.
Batmanfondlesme
Bald*
sitaroundanddrawpicturesofdicks
Thank you! I keep saying that. I love Tom cruise but he's not what I pictured at all.
rabbiebabbie
But he's supposed to be like 6'4 not 5'4
Marikhen
And blond. IIRC Jack Reacher is supposed to be WASP material.
HeckTheHeckOff
Yup, big, blond, with a neanderthal forehead
iamyourdensity
Hugh Jackman/Wolverine had the opposite problem
WobblyBitsX
His size is pretty integral to the books.
ALogoForYourComment
Every time Tom Cruise or Jack Reacher are mentioned in the house someone always says "Six foot four inch Jack Reacher"...
ThatGuyVinny
This entire bar scene wouldn't make sense if he was 6'4. The point is they underestimate him
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
The point is that in the books jack reacher is a big fucking dude. Then they cast tom "half pint" cruise.
GeorgeRobertTwelvesHewes
Who cares?
Cyzyk
Yeah, it's the main reason I never bothered watching it. Most of Reacher's stock in trade is being seen as a threat, not underestimated.
KocaineNTaterTots
Hrs basically a Vagrant in most of the books. So underestimated can be said but he's described as being a mountain so...
Mugz
They didn't "cast" Tom. Cruise bought the rights to the film specifically to cast himself.
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
Stop making shit up, you cunt. https://tinyurl.com/y7z8pop4
greatershrew
Really liked Jack Reacher... never been so let down by a sequel though...
rabidCOVIDphysician
The ending was maybe the worst I've ever seen after such a good story. But the journey > destination... I guess... *sigh*
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Completely agree, it was awful
biscuitsngravybelly
Easily one of the top 10 worst movies for me. I was glad it was a free rental, yet mad i wasted a free rental on that garbage can
jeremizzle
Holy shit, yes. What a terrible movie
greatershrew
So true...
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
I rented it and couldn't even finish it. JR1 was really great. JR2 was one of the worst movies I've seen 20 minutes of.
sunfried
It doesn't get better, and it's based on one of the lesser books.
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Yeah, the book was still a million times better even if it wasn't amazing. I liked the I'll fight 2 of you with no arms bit.
Belgiandude
same it's in my top 5 or so from movies I actually turned off. the first 20 mins are like " jack reacher jack reacher jack reacher "
Swagosauruss
Oh I only saw the sequel recently in a plane. Was bored af, might give the first movie a shot now I see these comments :o
greatershrew
Do! It was great!
fishbonegeneral
The trouble was that Christopher McQuarrie, a genius, wrote and directed the first, while Cunty McShitface directed the second.
greatershrew
Red or Black?
MartyMcNugget
It's a rare miss from Cunty McShitface for me, although nothing beats his earlier work.
aelfer
Yeah, even copying the story of the first one would´ve been better, but this was just so bad, I actually felt insulted.
greatershrew
I remember talking up the first JR in an effort to get a group to watch the second with me... I died very quickly and lost all credibility..
CousinEddy
Its like they took a movie that did well and made a sequel without watching what the first one was even about
greatershrew
Terrible... TERRIBLE! The first reminded me of Shooter with Wallyberg... JR2 reminds me of any recent Seagal movie.
brassknucklenerd
I actually hope they do a third, and do a good job. The character is interesting, Tom Cruise (though an odd choice) plays him well. But >>
brassknucklenerd
<< we've got John Wick now, so...
greatershrew
SHIT BALLS YES! And a great sequel, almost to rival the original!
greatershrew
I'd watch it!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Aren't there technically like 4-5 Jack Reacher movies, all played by different actors? Like some kind of off-brand 007?
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GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Derp. My bad. Thanks for the correction.
z0mbycide
And I hope it's amazing. None of the movies have been nearly as good as the book they were based on...
panamjck
One of the top three moments of the movie
YouSeemLikeAVeryCleverPerson
Well I'll never watch it then
pragmatao
One of the three moments of the movie.
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OrC23
The best thing Herzog ever said was after being shot. "It was not a significant bullet." Dude, you were just shot. https://youtu.be/HrRNM9cM
Jsupes
"Hey look at me I'm Mr. so-and-so dick."
1mazrim
Is the fight seen in the house with dumb and dumber in the top three too?
Varimothras
Tell you what. WHEN I move, you pull the *moves* trigger.
JokeDestroyer
I liked it because the morons actually got the upper hand for a second but blew it because they were morons.
dogfrost9
I liked when he told the bad guy he was going to beat him to death and drink his blood out of a boot.
Chaapai
I can't let go of my dislike for his personal beliefs & odd behavior. I never buy into his character(s). He creeps me out.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
I mean, Christian Bale based Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) on him for a reason...
WobblyBitsX
Did he really?
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
I mean, he said so in an interview, something about TC having dead eyes while smiling or something
patotheduck
Chaapai
A few exceptions of course: Tropic Thunder of course was awesome.
GraniteIvy
I thought that Oblivion was one of his better recent efforts.
rudejohn
I thought he was fantastic in Jerry McGuire, honestly.
Vhiyur
This is why I stray from learning too much about an actors personal life. I just try and enjoy the movies. I know nothing about why 1/2
Vhiyur
People don't like Tom Cruise because I know nothing about him. And thanks to that I enjoy his movies all the more for it.
mechanicalchaos
I've been watching him since Top Gun. Thankfully that has helped. But I do have this problem with Jim Carey now. :(
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Ryanator50
yeah... looks like A DISGUISE!
onlyhalfghost
In most of those pictures if you draw a line from top center of head through center of chin it's between his front teeth.
heartlessninja6
Many people in the office think the same about you KAREN.
thefatb0b
I suggest you not look into the backgrounds of many actors than.
rhymeswithpoolverine
What if hes just really gullible? Do u want to join this cult for 30 years? Yes. No problem
Nikolai5
I honestly think that's what it is. He's probably oblivious to the behind the scenes stuff.
Anonawesome
Oh no he's not. Just ask any of his ex wives.
bitemark
I liked him in Tropic Thunder, and Edge of Tomorrow
fitlex
And Collateral
DamianWinters
Those are easily his two best movies.
SerialChillinSpree
Thought Edge was good movie.
Chaapai
Yes. My bad. You are both correct. I misspoke. There are a couple of instances where I've found him to be ok. Thanks for reminding me.
bitemark
You're not wrong for being disturbed by him as a person though :)
Gonnaderpya
He was pretty goddamn good in Tropic Thunder. Forgot it was him for a good minute with shit he was pulling in that movie.
Treblaine
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
That was the one role I liked of him, apparently he based it off some asshat in Hollywood he had to work for at one point
WobblyBitsX
So he wasn't simply playing himself. Probably why everyone liked it better.
bitemark
I actually didn't recognize him at all, and was blown away when the credits came up.
FlyingDorito
I don't get the joke.
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Distractedlurker
No
GordonDunkley
I thought it was cheap girls usually result in expensive treatments,
ijustimguredonyourface
She's the cheapest woman because she was so easy to give it up. Tom alludes that these "cheap" women usually have the most baggage 2 "pay" 4
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
I think he means she'd get pregnant and he'd go to jail, or she'd turn out to be psycho, or something? Seems mean spirited though.
andyar
Well that got dark. The joke is that a girlfriend/wife would cost way more in the long run.
pokepoketopa
I thought it was cause she was being too easy, making him think she has a STD but looking at the other comments I guess I'm wrong...?
bohemiancrabcity
That's the joke. The people above are making a novel out of the joke.
DianNaoChong
That a young woman would try to jump the bones of a 55 year old with cgi deaging applied to him.
twfeline
Depends on how rich she thinks he is.
whyareyoubooingmeimright
I think the point is that many guys on the internet fantasize about humiliating hot women as a revenge for past rejections.
whyareyoubooingmeimright
lol, downwoting just proves my point :D
GreenYawgmoth
There's a lot of fedoras on imgur who hate the idea that they might need to change anything about themselves.
WowSoSparkly
Women expect something interesting to do because simply hanging out with the kind of chode Cruise represents here is not worth their time.
PotatoIsland
A hooker is a one time payment of money, a relationship with that woman would be a constant drain on $$, so hookers are cheaper is the joke
Treefur
Which isn't even true. ONly if you compare a single night with a hooker to the relationship with a gf/wife. Factor in seeing that hooker 1/2
Treefur
as many times as you'd be having sex with the gf, at LEAST weekly, I would hope. Then suddenly it gets expensive.
GreenYawgmoth
Misogyny. That's the joke.
FancyGiraffes
Reality is sexist, shut everything down!
GreenYawgmoth
https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/tools/lp/Bo/LogicalFallacies/30/Appeal-to-Extremes
cryogenian
Not much of a joke. The treatment for the STDs you get from a hooker would be very expensive.
roopawtattoo
You're actually more likely to get an STD from a random hookup than an (upscale) sex worker. They use safer sex practices religiously.
brooojake
you only pay for a hooker once. other women usually need dinner, drinks, gifts, etc. also possibility of babies
Djmachale1
Thanks
rookiefdb
and also stds
DrMrSirEsquire
An easy woman to have sex with is one you will probably pay for later due to some STI, my friends. That's the joke.
callmescrappy
That's what my mind went to as well
roopawtattoo
That's not the joke.
Treblaine
Obviously you're not a hooker?? /s but seriously, it's because if you are cheap with your girlfriend you won't have a girlfriend any more.
Imgurislongerfunny
Nah. Depends on how cheap you are vs. How much you have. If you are wealthy and never pay then fuck you. 1/2
Treblaine
Well that's not the expectation in a town like that, especially a younger woman on min-wage dating an older guy... no way she pays.
Imgurislongerfunny
ive never seen the movie to be fair, im just talking in a general sense.
Treblaine
Well for scene context, this is the kind of backwards place where beat-downs erupt over mild disrespect, it's not the most cultured locale.
Imgurislongerfunny
But if my date isn't well off or is just average I'll pay for half or whole thing. 2/2
e45643
the joke is that girlfriends cost a lot more than hookers in the long run, if he can't afford a hooker, he cannot afford a girlfriend
pixelkissx
Thank you
astronomygeek7
I find that this is a fair thing to talk about at the start of dating. She could go halfsies if she really wanted a relationship with him.
DeathToHeretics
Considering she didn't get the joke, expecting her to pay half might be a bit beyond her.
astronomygeek7
Oh definitely for this is a skit, but I'm talking about life in general.
canderousbossk
Hey I'm gonna propose soon, got 6000 bucks?
alwaysL8
The joke: A nice date that ends in sex is more expensive than simply hiring a prostitute. A girlfriend even moreso.
DubiousAndroid
Lol, what kind of dates do you go on tho?
andyar
The joke is that a girlfriend would be more expensive... probably not 1 date. But idk, never researched hookers I guess
andyar
I would imagine they're more than 50 bucks though.
Niddhoger
For the drug addict that died inside 20 years ago, but heroin doesn't pay for itself. Maybe.
KPopGirlKimi
I have, out of curiosity. From a san fran article, it says expensive ones range in the $400-600 range a night. Normal ones are $200-300.
roopawtattoo
Uh huh. "Curiosity" ;)
VeryConfusedGuy
I don't exactly either... is he talking about how she as a gf, or he as a sugar daddy, would be way more expensive vs a hooker?
DownvotesAreFun
Thats what I thought too. Glad I am not the only one.
Treblaine
Isn't it obvious? The guy is expected to take her out on dates and splitting the bill is the exception, kinda indicative of it cooling off.
Treblaine
It's a rather modern and metropolitan idea that couples split or take turns paying bills, for that time and place, the guy always pays.
AlkeneThiol
I still go on dates where when the bill comes the girl make a a fucking effort to not even look at it.
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Pholion
Can a hooker, please explain this for us :)
PopcornBucket
It's like buying a cheap product, you "pay" for it later. (Blows up in your face for wanting to be cheap)
gdeamonlord
if you want to have sex with a woman the easiest way is to pay a hooker, if you try to persuade a woman, you will invest more time and money
FlyingDorito
I see. ._.
garlicbreads
thx hooker (y)
gdeamonlord
you're whalecum