Not a Hooker!

Sep 4, 2017 12:14 PM

Braytac

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Scene from Jack Reacher (2012)
this is a repost from 2 years ago that i found funny

*Roll credits*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck Tom Cruise and Scientology

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She got burned in ways she cannot even imagine, lmao... god damn, son.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He's not good enough of an actor to make me forget that personally he's odd and belongs to a ridiculous cult.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

I think the same when I'm listening to metal and find that they're a born again christian or something equally ridiculous.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

In the books, Reacher is 6'5" and big all over. Tom Cruise is about 5'8". Silliest casting. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise is creeping me out. Also his cult. Ill pass his movies.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

If you're going to pass on movies because the actor or actress has odd beliefs, you're not going to go watch a lot of movies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also think he isnt a great actor tbh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the books and am able to separate the movies from them. Recommended for all those that love predictable action/adventure. It's great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harsh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fun to read the comments and see which people have actually seen the movie and those who make snap judgements.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I have no desire to see this film

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 12

Tom Cruise....pffft the perfect guy for Reacher would be someone like Fred Dryer......remember HUNTER!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 6' 6", 225-pound defensive end # 77

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody who liked Jack Reacher (the movie) never read the books it was based on. Tom Cruise was the single worst casting I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, because women are just a drain on men's wallets. Such a shame she didn't get that joke, I'm sure she would have found it hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

A woman doesn't get to the age of ten without understanding this joke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise is (apparently) about 5'7" tall (1.7m), Jack Reacher is 6'5" (1.96m), how is Hollywood allowed to get away with this ?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Because people pay money to consume it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they figured its better to cast someone who can actually act than it would be to just hire a random tall dude

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But they hired Cruise anyway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...? "How is Holllywood allowed to get away with this"?? Seriously? Guess they shouldn't have had the Hobbits in the LotR films be 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

short using CGI and visual tricks, either, huh? 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Women... Amirite?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, so right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I am a hooker I don't get The joke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey we've all gotta earn some extra cash somehow, poor college student.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That having a gf would be expensive vs having a hooker

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Paying for sex is cheap compared to the expense of having a girlfriend who's high maintenance

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*am not. A hooker would get the joke

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The idea is that really easy women get you into trouble. You pay later.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom has made several good movies .. but for some reason I just don't like him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a problem with the wording of "cheapest woman."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck Tom cruise.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably because he belongs to and fronts a Cult of ass clowns who do horrible shit. I mean I love the dudes movies but he's a cunt IRL.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude's clearly got personal issues, I say give him a pass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, fuck him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that, plus I think his movies suck dick. Also his tooth is centered in his face. Can never unsee that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This really is a badass movie. Thats a great scene.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Are you old enough to drive" is a question Tom Cruise should ask the love interest of his most recent films.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think I got it but can someone confirm? Is he saying that since she is young he has to pay for all her things?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's saying that lasting relationships are more expensive than one night stands essentially

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Basically, she wants to be his girlfriend, which would end up costing more in terms of money/emotional investment in the long run.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The power of Xenu compels you to cast Tom Cruise in movies. The power of Xenu compels you...

9 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 11

"with a 10mil budget for deaging" *waves hands mystically*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Man, they really spent some time on that hooker joke, didn't they. That probably didn't slow the movie down at all.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 38

They were setting up the character here. She's important later.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Setting her up by insulting her?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 117

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I AM A FIVE STAR MAN

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's purposely baiting him into coming outside to be beaten by 5 guys. She's got it coming and he knows it.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

If you say so.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 74

Are you a close minded sjw cause your acting very much like a close minded sjw.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Well, I mean it's a major plot point in the book and movie... she gets murdered to frame him later too.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE THEN GET BACK TO US

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Tom Cruise, reprising his role of "acting like Tom Cruise". Well done Tom, you've been filmed being yourself, once gain...

9 years ago | Likes 1581 Dislikes 53

i dont care

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Was looking for you. +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise reminds me of Anne Hathaway in being a "hyper-actor". It's like the idea of the Hollywood veneer is their true personality

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad its him not you. If you had Tom Cruises' troubles you might be Tom Cruise crazy too....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he looks like the distorted faced himself from minority report.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel ya, but at the same time Tom acted the shit out of that movie, damn he did a good job

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You mean he was Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise in a Tom Cruise movie? Got ya! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

So does almost everyone else called an "actor" as well, except for Gary Oldman. Ooooh... Gaaaaryyy... now that's a lad!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I grew up in the 80's and 90's. That Tom Cruise is awesome. It is the only one I care to see to be perfectly honest.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise is a great actor but I love to hate the actual. Please don't mix these up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey - it worked for John Wayne . . . . . . . .

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree. Reacher is darker than typical Cruise characters. Much more full on I don't normally like Cruise why i like this & TropicThunda

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Reacher's also taller, blonder, and more muscular than the typical Cruise character too, but the folks hiring actors didn't care. :-D

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After seeing the movie with my dad (big fan of the books)he brought up this point too but we both agreed that Cruise's acting made up for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked the Last Samurai, Edge of Tomorrow and Oblivion.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those are good points too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait was he batshit insane in this movie?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dont really remember much tom cruise stuff, but he was good in the Edge of Tomorow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse me.

9 years ago | Likes 351 Dislikes 5

Makes more sense once you hear what he is like in private and dealing with Scientology. hint: verbally abusive prick

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His best perf was, imo, Magnolia.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hell yes. Best Cruise performance by a country mile.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at Chris Prat in the background

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

..... No.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... alright alright

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know that was him until the credits rolled.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Rare case of stepping outside of his comfort zone and guess what, he wasn't half bad. So he's got no excuse.

9 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 7

He likes to do films where he can do stunts fly planes and drive cars can't blame the guy

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

To an extent I can join in on the fun, but it's not very compelling, it's hard to explain. These aren't characters to care or think about.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

And get paid a shitload to do it

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

If I could get paid millions of dollars to do dope Tom Cruise shit I'd probably do it too

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... But live die repeat is so goooood.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

... because you see Tom Cruise die again and again and again. And again.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Nah son

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be without him in it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 15

Exactly! Going even further - I think that both main characters could've been casted better.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Casted Away was good, except a different pumpkin could do better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Casted.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Edge of Tomorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*cough* Johnny Depp *cough*

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Kevin Costner.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so true and George clooney and keanu reeves

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Owen Wilson, Will Farrell, Danny Trejo, Vince Vaughn... But really its like complaining about blue always being used to paint sky. MyBoyBlue

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tom Cruise the human being is probably a bad person. Tom Cruise the actor seems like an okay guy

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Bad person? Really?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Scientology.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are you implying? That he's a nice person? That he's much worse?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bad person is a strong statement. Can you back it up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I saw a test screening of this movie. They dubbed in a sickening crunch sound effect every time he so much as tapped someone in a fight.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

You know, you could have left 'in a fight out' and I would have watched that film right away...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched a test screening, so I don't know about the final version. I hear that fans complained the previous version wasn't violent enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why they have test screenings. To prove that some things aren't working in a movie.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But then, there are some things they take out of a movie, that they should have left in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually enjoyed jack reacher

9 years ago | Likes 1731 Dislikes 25

Round

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It wasnt a bad show. Given the plot and dialogue of other action movies by Arnold and Sylvester, Id say this one was above average.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Same, I was disappointed that the sequel wasn't nearly as good.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

then do me a favour and go read the books. Much much better than the films

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Agreed. Give the books a try, they're quality.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So did I, and I'm glad they cast Tom Cruise. He's the right height to play the character

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was about a thousand times better than the sequel, that's for sure!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't the greatest movie but I still really like it. Not sure why

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Christopher McQuarrie is why... time to watch Way of the Gun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate how they actually seemed impacted by being punched or falling, takes them a moment to get moving again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved it, then all these hurdurs crying because he was too short for the role. People find any excuse to hate Tom Cruise.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The books are excellent and the only problem with the movie is Jack is supposed to be 6'4 big military guy not short Tom cruise lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought they turned it into a bland action movie rather than the mystery/thriller of the book.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

when i saw this movie i said to myself 'Tom aint that bad, ye hes a crazy scientologist but this is a good movie". When the sequel came out

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was like "I was wrong, Tom Cruiz is a terrible person."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

and that's what happened

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me too, but as a big fan of the books, Tom Cruise was a terrible casting choice. Reacher is supposed to be a rough looking 6'6 260 lb dude.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I did too, then i read the books and realized how lacking it was.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. And filmed in Pittsburgh, so extra love from me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Judging by all the upvotes and comments, maybe I should give this movie a try.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it get better after the first 20 minutes? Because that's around where I changed channels.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes a movie with Tom cruise about the shittiest profession in the army. WHY DID I LIKE IT!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called reacher because of how often he has to stand on his tippy toes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are telling me I should watch it ? Because I have the Blu-Ray somewhere

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love the book series; what a shame Cruise bought all the movie rights. He's no Jack Reacher. Blonde, 6'5" 250lbs? Don't think so, Tom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did a big fart in an action scene. When the farr actually came, the action had cut to soft dialogue in another scene. Everyone heard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much of a douchecanoe he is, his movies are very good. Then The Mummy came out...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Jackoff Reacharound

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Meh, I tend to get bored by movies that glorify the main character too much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a pretty good movie because it doesn't pretend to be something it's not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you'd enjoy the porno: Jacked Reach Around

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad Tom doesn't look anything like Jack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked the movie, and love the books.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Honest question: Why do you like the books? The action was good, but after reading the others it all ended up being the same stuff mostly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda like @IWishThatICouldSeeYouSoon I find them reliably entertaining, and I don't really have to 'think' :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like them as they're good mindless escapism from time to time - sometimes it's nice to switch off when reading, instead of working hard 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To follow a story line or complex characters. They're nice easy reads during stressful times!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes sense. I can see it being fulfilling in that sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Reacher said nothing."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol yes :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I don't get is Tom cruise for the role of Jack reacher. Idc much about adaptation but c'mon. Reacher was a tall bad monster of a man.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bald*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I keep saying that. I love Tom cruise but he's not what I pictured at all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But he's supposed to be like 6'4 not 5'4

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 10

And blond. IIRC Jack Reacher is supposed to be WASP material.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yup, big, blond, with a neanderthal forehead

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hugh Jackman/Wolverine had the opposite problem

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

His size is pretty integral to the books.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Every time Tom Cruise or Jack Reacher are mentioned in the house someone always says "Six foot four inch Jack Reacher"...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This entire bar scene wouldn't make sense if he was 6'4. The point is they underestimate him

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

The point is that in the books jack reacher is a big fucking dude. Then they cast tom "half pint" cruise.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

Who cares?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yeah, it's the main reason I never bothered watching it. Most of Reacher's stock in trade is being seen as a threat, not underestimated.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Hrs basically a Vagrant in most of the books. So underestimated can be said but he's described as being a mountain so...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They didn't "cast" Tom. Cruise bought the rights to the film specifically to cast himself.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Stop making shit up, you cunt. https://tinyurl.com/y7z8pop4

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Really liked Jack Reacher... never been so let down by a sequel though...

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 4

The ending was maybe the worst I've ever seen after such a good story. But the journey > destination... I guess... *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely agree, it was awful

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Easily one of the top 10 worst movies for me. I was glad it was a free rental, yet mad i wasted a free rental on that garbage can

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, yes. What a terrible movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So true...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rented it and couldn't even finish it. JR1 was really great. JR2 was one of the worst movies I've seen 20 minutes of.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

It doesn't get better, and it's based on one of the lesser books.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the book was still a million times better even if it wasn't amazing. I liked the I'll fight 2 of you with no arms bit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same it's in my top 5 or so from movies I actually turned off. the first 20 mins are like " jack reacher jack reacher jack reacher "

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh I only saw the sequel recently in a plane. Was bored af, might give the first movie a shot now I see these comments :o

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do! It was great!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trouble was that Christopher McQuarrie, a genius, wrote and directed the first, while Cunty McShitface directed the second.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Red or Black?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a rare miss from Cunty McShitface for me, although nothing beats his earlier work.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, even copying the story of the first one would´ve been better, but this was just so bad, I actually felt insulted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember talking up the first JR in an effort to get a group to watch the second with me... I died very quickly and lost all credibility..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its like they took a movie that did well and made a sequel without watching what the first one was even about

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrible... TERRIBLE! The first reminded me of Shooter with Wallyberg... JR2 reminds me of any recent Seagal movie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually hope they do a third, and do a good job. The character is interesting, Tom Cruise (though an odd choice) plays him well. But >>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<< we've got John Wick now, so...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHIT BALLS YES! And a great sequel, almost to rival the original!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd watch it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't there technically like 4-5 Jack Reacher movies, all played by different actors? Like some kind of off-brand 007?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 4, 2017 3:31 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Derp. My bad. Thanks for the correction.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I hope it's amazing. None of the movies have been nearly as good as the book they were based on...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the top three moments of the movie

9 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 11

Well I'll never watch it then

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the three moments of the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jun 7, 2019 2:54 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The best thing Herzog ever said was after being shot. "It was not a significant bullet." Dude, you were just shot. https://youtu.be/HrRNM9cM

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hey look at me I'm Mr. so-and-so dick."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is the fight seen in the house with dumb and dumber in the top three too?

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Tell you what. WHEN I move, you pull the *moves* trigger.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I liked it because the morons actually got the upper hand for a second but blew it because they were morons.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I liked when he told the bad guy he was going to beat him to death and drink his blood out of a boot.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I can't let go of my dislike for his personal beliefs & odd behavior. I never buy into his character(s). He creeps me out.

9 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 35

I mean, Christian Bale based Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) on him for a reason...

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Did he really?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, he said so in an interview, something about TC having dead eyes while smiling or something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A few exceptions of course: Tropic Thunder of course was awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I thought that Oblivion was one of his better recent efforts.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought he was fantastic in Jerry McGuire, honestly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I stray from learning too much about an actors personal life. I just try and enjoy the movies. I know nothing about why 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People don't like Tom Cruise because I know nothing about him. And thanks to that I enjoy his movies all the more for it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've been watching him since Top Gun. Thankfully that has helped. But I do have this problem with Jim Carey now. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

yeah... looks like A DISGUISE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In most of those pictures if you draw a line from top center of head through center of chin it's between his front teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many people in the office think the same about you KAREN.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I suggest you not look into the backgrounds of many actors than.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if hes just really gullible? Do u want to join this cult for 30 years? Yes. No problem

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I honestly think that's what it is. He's probably oblivious to the behind the scenes stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh no he's not. Just ask any of his ex wives.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked him in Tropic Thunder, and Edge of Tomorrow

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

And Collateral

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are easily his two best movies.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thought Edge was good movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. My bad. You are both correct. I misspoke. There are a couple of instances where I've found him to be ok. Thanks for reminding me.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You're not wrong for being disturbed by him as a person though :)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He was pretty goddamn good in Tropic Thunder. Forgot it was him for a good minute with shit he was pulling in that movie.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

though as that's literally his job he should do that every time he takes on a role.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was the one role I liked of him, apparently he based it off some asshat in Hollywood he had to work for at one point

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So he wasn't simply playing himself. Probably why everyone liked it better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually didn't recognize him at all, and was blown away when the credits came up.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't get the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 17

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 5, 2017 5:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought it was cheap girls usually result in expensive treatments,

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

She's the cheapest woman because she was so easy to give it up. Tom alludes that these "cheap" women usually have the most baggage 2 "pay" 4

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I think he means she'd get pregnant and he'd go to jail, or she'd turn out to be psycho, or something? Seems mean spirited though.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Well that got dark. The joke is that a girlfriend/wife would cost way more in the long run.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was cause she was being too easy, making him think she has a STD but looking at the other comments I guess I'm wrong...?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's the joke. The people above are making a novel out of the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That a young woman would try to jump the bones of a 55 year old with cgi deaging applied to him.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Depends on how rich she thinks he is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the point is that many guys on the internet fantasize about humiliating hot women as a revenge for past rejections.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

lol, downwoting just proves my point :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's a lot of fedoras on imgur who hate the idea that they might need to change anything about themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women expect something interesting to do because simply hanging out with the kind of chode Cruise represents here is not worth their time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hooker is a one time payment of money, a relationship with that woman would be a constant drain on $$, so hookers are cheaper is the joke

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Which isn't even true. ONly if you compare a single night with a hooker to the relationship with a gf/wife. Factor in seeing that hooker 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as many times as you'd be having sex with the gf, at LEAST weekly, I would hope. Then suddenly it gets expensive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Misogyny. That's the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

Not much of a joke. The treatment for the STDs you get from a hooker would be very expensive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You're actually more likely to get an STD from a random hookup than an (upscale) sex worker. They use safer sex practices religiously.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you only pay for a hooker once. other women usually need dinner, drinks, gifts, etc. also possibility of babies

9 years ago | Likes 381 Dislikes 3

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and also stds

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

An easy woman to have sex with is one you will probably pay for later due to some STI, my friends. That's the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

That's what my mind went to as well

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's not the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Obviously you're not a hooker?? /s but seriously, it's because if you are cheap with your girlfriend you won't have a girlfriend any more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nah. Depends on how cheap you are vs. How much you have. If you are wealthy and never pay then fuck you. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well that's not the expectation in a town like that, especially a younger woman on min-wage dating an older guy... no way she pays.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ive never seen the movie to be fair, im just talking in a general sense.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well for scene context, this is the kind of backwards place where beat-downs erupt over mild disrespect, it's not the most cultured locale.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if my date isn't well off or is just average I'll pay for half or whole thing. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the joke is that girlfriends cost a lot more than hookers in the long run, if he can't afford a hooker, he cannot afford a girlfriend

9 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 2

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find that this is a fair thing to talk about at the start of dating. She could go halfsies if she really wanted a relationship with him.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Considering she didn't get the joke, expecting her to pay half might be a bit beyond her.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Oh definitely for this is a skit, but I'm talking about life in general.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey I'm gonna propose soon, got 6000 bucks?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The joke: A nice date that ends in sex is more expensive than simply hiring a prostitute. A girlfriend even moreso.

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

Lol, what kind of dates do you go on tho?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The joke is that a girlfriend would be more expensive... probably not 1 date. But idk, never researched hookers I guess

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I would imagine they're more than 50 bucks though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the drug addict that died inside 20 years ago, but heroin doesn't pay for itself. Maybe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have, out of curiosity. From a san fran article, it says expensive ones range in the $400-600 range a night. Normal ones are $200-300.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uh huh. "Curiosity" ;)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't exactly either... is he talking about how she as a gf, or he as a sugar daddy, would be way more expensive vs a hooker?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Thats what I thought too. Glad I am not the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isn't it obvious? The guy is expected to take her out on dates and splitting the bill is the exception, kinda indicative of it cooling off.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a rather modern and metropolitan idea that couples split or take turns paying bills, for that time and place, the guy always pays.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still go on dates where when the bill comes the girl make a a fucking effort to not even look at it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 4, 2017 7:02 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Can a hooker, please explain this for us :)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's like buying a cheap product, you "pay" for it later. (Blows up in your face for wanting to be cheap)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you want to have sex with a woman the easiest way is to pay a hooker, if you try to persuade a woman, you will invest more time and money

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see. ._.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thx hooker (y)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're whalecum

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0