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MadMupp
Do you have a matte or gloss finish
cheyaboii0325
If you don't watch the Graham Norton show, you should. Quality laughs.
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DemonJr
I always thought Patrick Stewart would make a great Dumbledore, anyone agree?
MisterReak
https://youtu.be/GFipAtefUWw
ThatHappensToMeSometimes
While he was down there! ?
BahamutBBob
He wore an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time
FirstThingThatCameToMind
proof that age does not bring wisdom :V
alexcoldt
My favorite thing is Hugh Jackman fucking losing it the whole time.
headlessness
A) Patrick Stewart is hilarious. B) Wolverine is a respectful dude.
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I would have, too! I think there is an extra level of humor when you are present during a funny conversation.
Theotokoss
https://youtu.be/8utAagjD8SE I am ded. Beef Stew?!?! BWAHAHAHA
doppelfisch
All of their faces are gold. But did anyone notice Stewart's rad socks?
steerpike
His mother trolled him hard.
ReddDalek
Circumcistion is a huge industry governed by stem cell and burn tissue cell farms.
GondwanaCraton
When I was in HS, and this predated the internet by a good number of years, some friends of mine and my dad were talking about circumcision
GondwanaCraton
for some reason. And he said "You're circumcised." To which I replied "I'd have no idea either way." I mean, I was an infant when it
GondwanaCraton
happened, and it's not like I had a lot of opportunity to compare dick types. And again, pre-Google giving you instant answers.
Chl44
I'm fun at parties, I swear, but don't circumsize your boy if there is no medical reason to do it (phimosis, etc.).
rhettrow
And if you don't, please teach him how to clean it (advice from a pediatric NP friend of mine).
Chl44
Yes exactly, ya need to clean this bad boy every day. Full clean by taking all the skin wayyy down, with soap. (it won't mind)
KawaiiInari
Both of these are 100% yes.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
So he WAS NOT circumcised in the back seat of a Royal Deluxe II. Or a Greyhound bus headed down Hwy 41.
LagerthaL16
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Bert was a jackass in real life but...I liked him anyway. He got all the girls I loved.
LagerthaL16
Just gave away age but I understand. I always figured he was an asshole. But he was funny.
langeboii
Always upvote the bandit
Jsupes
When I was a kid, I saw The Bris episode of Seinfeld. At one point Elaine says “off with their heads” when she’s argueing about circumcision
Jsupes
with Kramer. For a while afterwards, I thought being circumcised meant they cut off the entire head of your penis
minuteye
I thought the same thing too as a kid! Had a very vague understanding of what the bits were, and couldn't figure out what was being removed.
joebob3i9
She explained that she didn’t like them uncut because “they don’t have a face.”
ButterBeerForBreakfast
Real or not, this is well crafted!
metlguy2
https://ew.com/tv/2017/02/25/hugh-jackman-patrick-stewart-circumcision-graham-norton/
ChrisHelbert
It's real. I've seen the interview.
igglebotato
It's real, and the Graham Norton Show is the best talk show, bar none.
3crowsBeast
He's good, but that's a huge budget and audience. Sean on Hot Ones IMHO does great low budget interviews.
PeterOlintoowesmeacoffee
https://youtu.be/8utAagjD8SE
DaWade
Oh its real
joebob3i9
Don’t you have to clean the guy out differently? Why would his mom lie? That was dangerous.
wormfood
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/bathing-skin-care/Pages/Care-for-an-Uncircumcised-Penis.aspx
JackieTreehornProductions
Even circumsized guys need to "clean out" when washing. It's not like we're walking around erect all the time (since my 20s anyways).
SiriusandCambria
You just have to clean it... pull the foreskin back and clean it. So... one extra step?
Fasrill
Some guys can't get the foreskin back, for one reason or another.
SiriusandCambria
You have to start early with cleaning and gently pulling it back. Otherwise it can become attached. Source. I’m uncircumcised
wormfood
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/bathing-skin-care/Pages/Care-for-an-Uncircumcised-Penis.aspx
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
If someone doesn't wash their dick, they are a nasty pig regardless of whether their dick was mutilated or not.
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
what does he think a uncircumcised penis look like then?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Some guys simply don't have much foreskin. I dated a guy who didn't. You could only see it a bit when he was soft, and when erect you /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
couldn't really notice it at all. It happens. /2
8166uy
It's now always fully overhanging, so maybe he thought they only did a conservative amount?
GalacticLord
He has a difficult time looking down that far.
minuteye
Eh, they don't look that different from one another when erect (which may well be the only context where you get a good look at them).
buttcreambandit
Such a weird thing to do but so much better looking and cleaner to do it
dasklaus
"Good looking" is entirely subjective and culturally formed. I've never seen a circumcised dick in real life and in porn it weirds me out.
mormacil
It's not significantly cleaner. Washing with warm water is ~x50 cleaner then circumcision. It's statistically insignificant.
DigiT00l
I prefer uncut, and had both in my mouth
sirmixanaverageamount
I'm the opposite, but I don't mind either. It just seems easier with the cut ones
SiriusandCambria
BobaFettApproves
I won’t do it to my kid, but l I’ll let him know later that girls do like it, if he feels like doing it... Pros & cons should be his choice.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Girls only like it in places where it's been the cultural norm. Where it's normal, uncut looks "weird". Just like in places where /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
circumcision is unusual, cut looks "weird". It's entirely subjective and based on what's been normalized. /2
BobaFettApproves
Believe me, I know... I’m just talking from a place where it is a norm... If it was a choice, I wouldn’t have needed years of therapy.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Damn, sorry to hear that. :(
AMBM2
Poll: respond “circumcised” or “uncircumcised” and country so we can see the amount each happens
8166uy
Here you go: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Global_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_at_Country_Level.png
8166uy
Basically muslim populations, some African and most of the commonwealth (result of Victorian beliefs about STDs)
firstmiddlemiddlelastlast
20-80% is a huuge range.
8166uy
Enough to say it's common but not frowned upon if you don't. But I agree it doesn't give more insight than that.
AMBM2
Thanks! I was more curious for just people responding here. I have to say though, coming from Canada that 20-80 range isn’t very helpful
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Canada's 32% according to this:
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/more-than-half-of-canadians-would-consider-circumcising-their-son-study