Jul 9, 2026 2:58 AM
baals
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erinaceus
pineapples?
Che07
beaubrent
It's amazing to me that they don't have to verify the health of a US senator.
1Lhell
Yes it’s hot down there
freeAssociator
https://imgflip.com/i/aw7dnw
DonkeyGoat
This is sneriously funny
theworldcouldbeflat
Twitter is too Nazi to be included in the jokes.
johnvilnis
Iykyk
yellowdog214
Saw an Epstein air freshener today. It said “this air freshener didn’t hang itself “ 😂😂😂
HeNeverScreams
Rogerwilco1974
Holy Schnitt!
causality
"You're shnerious?" still pops up in my head sometimes when I have to deal with surprise bullshit.
GabbyJayYay
Then his son became the Hand of the King
Nalianna
Rigor Tortoise.
Jamesstin
I mentioned this to my mom and she laughed so damn hard lol
I wish i was clever enough to have thought of it... saw it somewhere, and had the same reaction as your mom :)
PunnyTiger
I spoke to mitch today and he said i could have his car and all his nazi gold.
SalmonTheWise
All his gold is Nazi gold because he was a Nazi.
b00guy
It's supposed to be 20 mins.The first two republican liars both said they talked to the brain dead turtle for about 20 mins.
Neighbor says ambulance was in no hurry and his feet looked blue/immobile
beefsteak73
I'm sure they talked to him, while he just laid there drooling
Atomic2
What did they say they talked about?
petpet3d
Populist shit they definitely wouldn't actually support
LicensedAdHominem
20 is for pretending he's alive.45 is the break between pineapples in hell
Itry2dostuff
Yes, but this is the big Ole Jeff Ep! Pedo supreme! His power to communicate from the dead post “suicide” to other dead/braindead/comatose etc… allows for this extra time. Now he just needs to spill the files too
Makerofroads
Well, to be fair, its easier to talk when you're face to face and receiving the same pineapples
Ah! That’s a good point
IntelligentLake
Time moves different when you're in a different plane of existence.
gilliamv
fartyandbloated
Can someone help my silly friend understand the pineapples part? I get the rest of it. I mean they do.
TK421isAFK
Just ask for yourself. Many of us didn't get this; there's no shame in asking for an explanation, especially of a vacillous internet trend.
JustFeedMePieDammit
The pineapples are uncomfortable in the rectal region when devils or demons or whatever put them in
SpeakerToLampposts
From the film Little Nicky:
LucianKane
It's actually a much older joke than that, but the result is similar. Basically 3 bad people )with progressively worse reputations) in hell
New guy shows up, and tours the 3 different people, each one having a worse torment than the last until they get to the final guy seemingly
Living in some sort of comfort (for hell) and the person asks each person along the way what they think is the worst part, and they all
Speak about the obvious torment, the last person tells them of their regular mundane day, so the person picks that version of hell
erinaceus
pineapples?
Che07
beaubrent
It's amazing to me that they don't have to verify the health of a US senator.
1Lhell
Yes it’s hot down there
freeAssociator
https://imgflip.com/i/aw7dnw
DonkeyGoat
This is sneriously funny
theworldcouldbeflat
Twitter is too Nazi to be included in the jokes.
johnvilnis
Iykyk
yellowdog214
Saw an Epstein air freshener today. It said “this air freshener didn’t hang itself “ 😂😂😂
HeNeverScreams
Rogerwilco1974
Holy Schnitt!
causality
"You're shnerious?" still pops up in my head sometimes when I have to deal with surprise bullshit.
GabbyJayYay
Then his son became the Hand of the King
Nalianna
Rigor Tortoise.
Jamesstin
I mentioned this to my mom and she laughed so damn hard lol
Nalianna
I wish i was clever enough to have thought of it... saw it somewhere, and had the same reaction as your mom :)
PunnyTiger
I spoke to mitch today and he said i could have his car and all his nazi gold.
SalmonTheWise
All his gold is Nazi gold because he was a Nazi.
PunnyTiger
b00guy
It's supposed to be 20 mins.
The first two republican liars both said they talked to the brain dead turtle for about 20 mins.
baals
Neighbor says ambulance was in no hurry and his feet looked blue/immobile
beefsteak73
I'm sure they talked to him, while he just laid there drooling
Atomic2
What did they say they talked about?
petpet3d
Populist shit they definitely wouldn't actually support
LicensedAdHominem
20 is for pretending he's alive.
45 is the break between pineapples in hell
Itry2dostuff
Yes, but this is the big Ole Jeff Ep! Pedo supreme! His power to communicate from the dead post “suicide” to other dead/braindead/comatose etc… allows for this extra time. Now he just needs to spill the files too
Makerofroads
Well, to be fair, its easier to talk when you're face to face and receiving the same pineapples
Itry2dostuff
Ah! That’s a good point
IntelligentLake
Time moves different when you're in a different plane of existence.
gilliamv
fartyandbloated
Can someone help my silly friend understand the pineapples part? I get the rest of it. I mean they do.
TK421isAFK
Just ask for yourself. Many of us didn't get this; there's no shame in asking for an explanation, especially of a vacillous internet trend.
JustFeedMePieDammit
The pineapples are uncomfortable in the rectal region when devils or demons or whatever put them in
SpeakerToLampposts
From the film Little Nicky:
LucianKane
It's actually a much older joke than that, but the result is similar. Basically 3 bad people )with progressively worse reputations) in hell
LucianKane
New guy shows up, and tours the 3 different people, each one having a worse torment than the last until they get to the final guy seemingly
LucianKane
Living in some sort of comfort (for hell) and the person asks each person along the way what they think is the worst part, and they all
LucianKane
Speak about the obvious torment, the last person tells them of their regular mundane day, so the person picks that version of hell