All my suitemates browse imgur. I'm onto you guys.

A few weeks ago, I submitted a robust essay through Blackboard. I expected an A, but I checked my grade today I noticed a C+

The proof

I couldn't comprehend the grade until...

I read the professor's first comment: "The essay's fine but why do you have dog pictures?????" WHAT DOG PICTURES? WHAT? The extra question marks definitely added to my confusion and fear.

And that's when I opened my essay document

Here's the document in all its glory

Some twat waffle decided to add 7 FUCKING PAGES OF DOGE TO MY ESSAY. And i made the rookie mistake of not checking a document before submitting. Lesson learned. However, for the bitch ass punk who did this to me: I may not have a perfect grade, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you tell me who you are right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.