pinkmilkyway
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May 12, 2026 3:59 AM
pinkmilkyway
2440
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wambu
WickedSludge
*Balloon deflating sound*
Davedavedavedavedave
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWIzbTF6a28wdG9meHg1YXQzdnV5OXJtamJ2MHBhcTBxeWl6bjB1cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jJV5EwN5KklAk/200w.webp
McFrazzlestache
What's the charge? Having a trap? A succulent Chinese penis trap?
Newdonster
Is this for people who are bummed they were circumcised? /snark.
OrkenMork
huh?
Dudenoooo
What the fuck? 15 bucks?!
pinkmilkyway
-35%
illmx
ROGUEdenied
YellowHoodieExpress
Somebody shed it's winter skin?
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
TheMellowMoron
tinydog
The horror!
FartsSmellBad
Do they have any short johns
Doismellbacon
Jos? Sure they're right over here
SixSixxtySix
35% OFF FUCK YEAH
Everyonesfavorite
Let AI make the whole catalog, the images, descriptions, save us the time and energy!!
Cyandvai
Just what I need, a penis sleeve
CJAW
Is you're gonna attach a penis sleeve to your long John's, you should really include a Sack sack as well.
CJAW
*if you're...
ShimmerinStrider
Biggest lips on a woman I ever done seen and that includes Angelina Jolie.
DrWrong
I've seen bigger https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjNqY2VsYjlocXhmMnN3c3dpbm1yNTdrZTIzcmFlYXE5NnR6a3hmbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3q2YOLMxwH2HOokE/200w.webp
Hollandia2025
Wait - the model's female. Is that really for us men, or does that just get tucked-in?
kaltralliart
it's designed for women, it has that turtle neck bit in the middle specifically to siphon the wee out
Hollandia2025
Wow - really?? Wouldn't that just be like really wet when you wear it?
CatDickTiny
pinkmilkyway
Dudenoooo
*big fart