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Note: I have never contributed to Trump in my life. I signed up for his emails to see what nutso messaging he was sending his fans...
ZorkManZeroX
Is it wrong that I kinda want one? Like so it can be found 30 years past my death as an oddity in remembrance of these times
colderpenguinn
Wtf I thought I was member 123456789!
eleonorae
For only $35 you can now be an actual card-carrying fascist!
JarJarDrinks
Fools and their money....
RelativelySane
He should give out decoder rings. Thing reads like a comic book back page ad from the 80s
40pctdolomite
I signup my friends as a prank periodically.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
You muricans have made the nigerian prince your fucking president. The game of life is over for you.
Renzworth
I think it's great the scammers are targeting trumpers because they are too stupid to tell the difference.
Cuummiess
Oh shit, our prince needs our help! There are many pigeons in his bank account and we need to send all the money to push the pigeons out!!!
good2go4ne1
My friend sends us screenshots of their texts asking for donations. They use the word "friend" very threateningly
Gryphonosiris
As in a mobster muscling protection money from a business?
good2go4ne1
reminds me of the liquor store scene from the Departed
brainstream
Where's the "BUT WAIT! There's more!"?
Imhonestlypartying
"Act now and you'll also get..."
Diatomaceous
a limited edition of this!
Guaranteed to make you feel greaterer again!
poopknifeMAN
Damn. Thought this would be a scam story. Its real. Yikes.
VibratingNipples
Oh you’re going to get deported soon
TehBox0rz
HaveYouConfessed
This is frightening
Pining4TheFjords
So he had the same people who write boner pill ads write up a campaign contribution email? Probably shouldn't be surprised at this point...
TheEvilHasLanded
How does it feel to have LITERALLY A POP-UP for a President?? Vote him the fuck out!
ActuallyAPirate
This is pretty clever as far as scam emails go, his supporters are dumb enough to fall for this shit
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
MoonMoon89
When political fund raising meets Home Shopping Network. Look, it can cut cocaine like THIS, but still be able to go through a ripe tomato!
maninthedarkness
Home Shopping Network has better class than this. This is spam mail you get in your physical mailbox.
kidtutty
This is an excellent phish! It's really feels like a desperate, delusional POS is trying to swindle you out of $35
thesved
This scam-style marketing fills me with indescribable rage.
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Right? It's like like a marketing email from a sleazy Vegas casino.
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
WAY TO FUCK UP CHRISTINA NOW WE ALL KNOW YOUR MEMBER NUMBER IS 123456789
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TehBox0rz
Gosh damn it!
KoRplussomeletters
"000-00-000...2. Damn Roosevelt."
DukeDarkwood
That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on their luggage.
MyHarryPotterHasHogwarts
Heh heh, I know right . Now excuse me while I, uh... (runs off to change luggage combination).
iCanOrderPepperoniPizza
Spaceballs the upvote. +1
garzacalypse
winkyroomba
If only
BruceWillisWasAGhostTheWholeTime
simplejacksoffhismeds
The people who sign up for this shite are the same who gave all their extra income to Orel Roberts and the like. This is crazy.
simplejacksoffhismeds
Piss on em if they are stupid enough to do it.
emjay9010
I did wonder if they gonna become "collectors" items and worth a veritable treasure trove of riches some day, but no need to piss on me, yo!
emjay9010
simplejacksoffhismeds
Some people have to pay extra for that treatment.
emjay9010
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TSwit
So is it like a diner's club card? Or a more physical way of saying "hail hydra"? Or just a dan club thing with a $35 membership fee?
heller8790
Monthly?
TSwit
Monthly? Jeez, its a tax on his supporters.
eromitlab
Nah, just a useless tchotchke to, they hope, drive an increase in donations to Mr. I'm So Rich, I Have So Much Money, Believe Me.
kaelykat
Hail Hydra
TSwit
WanderSoul
I've watched this so many times... Can't look away. Do you have source?
TSwit
No, just pulled it from imgur's GIF search for "card", sorry to disappoint
EmpathicWon
Well, I'm not surprised that this is the kind of nutso messaging they would be sending his fans, tbh.
thereitis101
This is benign compared to some of the stuff. It’s wacko stuff.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Dear Ms. Holtz, I am writing to you very slowly so you can understand what I am writing.
TheChiefestMoose
I signed up for the White House updates under the Obama administration because they provided actual insight to the dealings in D.C. 1/2
TheChiefestMoose
My subscription rolled over into the new administration and let me tell you... it's the most divisive shit I've ever read. 2/2
Michaels365
And at tax payer expense. Some of it is so campaign-centric, I wonder if it can even be legal.
theonetheycallmonk
The man knows how to work that sunk cost fallacy.
OmnipotentBeing
This advertisement is as crappy as a mailer from Publishers Clearing House. The Boomers love that cringy shit.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
This messaging really appeals to the idiots who love him.
NotgonnaTellgoogle
So he gives you a useless card? Well not useless, you can cut cocaine with it, but still.
CleverNickNameTaken
People shall out money for worthless memberships all the time. Green Bay Packer stock shareholders, for example.
Rahava
You think Trump's fan base can afford cocaine? Bold assumption.
zmanjace733
Well, half of them can afford all of the cocaine, the other half can afford a big gulp of coke. Roughly the same health impact.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
But it's a Platinum Card. Look! PLATINUM!!!
hippopoopamoose
This is definitely the best response to this nonsense.
heywoodjabme
Dude, it’s a PLATINUM card!
NoItsATideUsername
For $35 it better come with some shitty cocaine
NotgonnaTellgoogle
For real. Maybe the same shitty one he uses.
PhurbuMukpodom
Apparently smoothness is the best thing about the new flat metal cards according to my investment broker
CaldariBob
LIES. Trump has the best cocaine! Nobody does cocaine like Trump does, nobody! Trump cocaine is just tremendous!
Tubbzy423
Fantastic? Perhaps phenomenal? Outstanding maybe? Whatever other ignorant shit he says.
blairmichod
Trump doesn't snort coke. Just Sudafed.
pknw1
I need this card!
IrishCyko
Wait I thought this was an email spam/hoax ? This is an actual email from his newsletter or w/e it's called? That's embarrassing
Homophone
I get them, theyre hilarious
bananadancer101
You should see his survey. It asks questions like: “Will you be voting for president trump or do nothing democrats?” Kid you not.
ASAPSleep
Letterhead?
onepicadayuntilIgorgetsadopted
Stupid people fall for stupid shit. The exact type of voters he wants.
OneNameHere
There's a shitload of them. All official. I have like 20 stored in a folder called "American scammer". All received this week.
LordxGodxKing
this is real, from national republican committee. I got spammed by them so bad. Police had to get involved to get them to stop.
some1username
Trumps up to his old tricks again, scamming people out of their money, just like everything else he's done
jaboiLD
Dude try signing up. He send crazy shit like this 5 times a day. Every hour I’m being invited to the “trump 100 club”
EKOasaripple
yep I accidentally wound up on their list, I almost unsubscribed but its actually interesting to see what they're feeding my mom, etc.
HootSloot
It worked for Trump "University" for years.
EmancipatedPumkin
Literally all day. I can't tell you how many I've gotten emails about "exclusive 500% donation matches"
manbearpiglet2
I took one of his polls to pick Biden each time and it was seriously insane. Now I respond to every email “get fucked” I know nbdy will read
macandcheese21
I joined just to see what he sends and I’m always amazed at how weird it is
PopeyeTheSailor
https://imgur.com/EBsbAIV
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Ok, let's run with that one: either they're having trouble filling up those 100 paltry spots, or it's a LIE! ... Probably both.
Sparkles42
Like 100 virgins or something?
eadanke
Damn, I only get hat discounts and suspicious polls.
Guess I aint platinum worthy.
KevorkianScarf
Wow is that a legit poll question for his followers?
eadanke
Yes indeed. Isn't that absolutely "other"?
KevorkianScarf
I don’t...I can’t...it’s stopped my ability to think properly. I hate this phrase, but I can’t even right now. I’ve got nothing
jaboiLD
Got one once that was “should media companies be held accountable for their lies” yes or no. Which is. Not scary at all.
sha13
What's the difference between the two?
PhotoGuyDenzeL
....color?
thatonetimefrombandcamp
The first one you are getting scammed and the second one you are getting ripped off
TheWorstWeasley
Wait this is real?!? This looks like a Nigerian prince scam
counterintel
No, no, this is an American Prince scam.
OneNameHere
Yes. It's real. Probably why he loves the poorly educated so much. They tend to fall for these cheap tricks.
pizzaparty
It's real. Every email is like this. It's clear the target is 'delusional narcissists' from the ass-kissing fake flattery & "VIP only" scams
7hatsBollocks
He always said Republicans will believe anything.
chromed
That's because his business savvy amounts to Nigerian prince scams
IAmAnthonyStark
Except the Nigerian prince is nicer.
Mindshard
His team was sending out copy/paste shit too, some from Trump and Pence talking about "their father, the president".
ironman3010
I could see Ivanka calling him President Daddy.
BelowAverage355
I think that was a Facebook ad on pences Facebook, but yeah.
Mindshard
Was also going out in E-mails. Was a copy/paste message with the sender's name being Pence's, Trump's and his kids'.
SerialButtToucher
He actually sends a card too. My Dad has 2 different colors.
DaddiBlart
Pics please
walterPPK
I guess he’s one of the “fiercest and most loyal” then? Ouch.
WillJeSuis
...
ReverseSyzygy
does he send mail without a donation? I mean, if it detracts from his warchest (that he doesn't contribute to)
ButIWanttobeanonymous
I don't know. I do know he sends out multiple millions of mail packages a month.
ReverseSyzygy
I mean, the GOP should feel free to send me stuff. I can use kindling if they don't include postage-paid return envelopes
NapoleonDynOmite
What does the card entitle you to?
AMRIV
Zoeofdoom
more emails and a lingering sense of vague shame. crony capitalism and unpaid medical debt. covid-19. unearned exceptionalism. a “maga”mask.