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Nov 9, 2016 4:03 PM
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Jomini001
Are you Bill Clinton?
Lucidalabbra
Why is this being upvoted?
Sapphu
imgur is such a cesspool when shit like this is considered funny front page material.
XanaxWarriorPrincess
Domestic violence is hilarious.
GentlemenPLEASE
Wait a minute... the river shot you?
thefucksnotgiven
Fucking rivers, shooting peeps for no reason. Lakes can't be trusted either.
kaizervonmaanen2
Are you Hillary Clinton?
Devils41
Worst case of suicide I've ever seen.
n4chtm4hr
ok Hillary
baconthatisall
ladis540
That's why we need bridge laws. Guns falsely accused.
LauraPope
I read it and immediately started wondering about how one shots themselves in the back. It took me longer than it should have considering.
Feralkyn
Judging by the meme use, perhaps OP is telling the truth and murdered his actual GF
GhillieTrollAskold
How did she manage to shoot herself in the back?
OtroBarry
https://imgur.com/CiCayMI
ImOldGreggAndIDrinkBaileysFromAShoe
Plausable
MEDSGUY
It's really difficult to shoot yourself in the back
cpiderman
Are you a Clinton?
iSayMeanThingsSometimesSorry
MrPippin42
I'm guessing he's a relative of Hillary Clinton
rosso65
wait... in the back? meaning you did it? shiiit man.
TwistedAttitudes
"How is that physically possible ..." *gears click*
The3DPrintingPolak
My friend is asking for an explanation
Itkov
He shot his girlfriend three times in the back and threw her in the river
morbidcurioffulous
My friend unfortunately still confused. Can you explain it?
thelazergoespewpew416
I'm pretty sure you read it wrong @Itkov It clearly says she shot herself in the back 3 times...
freefl0w
Did she work for Hillary?
uberaudi
Beat me to it!
AeroMech215
https://media2.giphy.com/media/RVvQ68ak4qCVG/giphy.gif
Slipp0
I... I don't get it.
PrinceMaggot
Do you think someone can do what OP said to theirself?
JebediahJones
So there's no joke?
PrinceMaggot
No joke, just a very unfortunate story about OP's ex's untimely demise
Slipp0
If you can set up a gun like a camera timer, then yes.
Neijya
That would require insane timing! It seems more likely that SOMEONE ELSE *cough cough* did it!
TheEvilPlatypus
I think you want the tiger
ColonelCasual
The tiger sucks. It kills the bait-and-switch factor.
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
Hopefully...
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
But, that doesn't have the same impact because people expect it to be fucked up. Plus, maybe OP is actually a murderer
SpikeTheGoat
I'd agree if more and more (and more) of the bears were this same sort of thing. Anymore I'm surprised if it is 'real'.
IKnowAllTheLyricsToTheSimpsonsThemeSong
Is she okay?
BillHaverchuck
I honestly didn't get his joke until I read your comment. It's weird that memes are becoming a factor of my understanding while on Imgur.
Insomnia297
No silly, you use confession bear if it's true.
Erectric
And who lies on the internet? No one?
Insomnia297
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
WhiteTrashTiger
This tiger?
igetreallybored
At least she didn't drill 3 holes in her head before soaking her feet in concrete then driving to the pier, sheesh that's just crazy!
JAFIOI
Condolences. I dated a gal who died from eating poison mushrooms. Dated another who died of a skull fracture. She wouldnt eat her mushrooms.
HighSlayerRalton
I only just realised that this post isn't serious. I'm a moron.
ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
downofathistle
Glad I kept reading there
Davadin
Thx for the hint. I dint get OP.
PurplePixieUK
Fuck that's dark!
connorcat
What is this a reference to? Stupid question I'm sure, but can't hurt to ask.
kenji1932
That was great. Need a laugh.
Laubby
Best laugh of the week!
SweetBabyJesus
My great grandmother tried poising my great grandfather TWICE with mushrooms after she found out he was cheating on her. We related???
NewBlackGuy
The fact that you don't get it, is a shame.
SweetBabyJesus
oh OK, well tell me then, what am I missing? Enlighten me so I can be less shameful, please.
Dustyan
Just read the last sentence again.
SweetBabyJesus
you aren't answering my question of what you think I'm missing. Please answer me, I don't want to be shameful. Help me please. I need you.
Squidlicker47
That's awesome!
DrBreadbin
Yeah trying to murder someone is fantastic go grandma!
SweetBabyJesus
don't know if her intent was murder or a message. I want more info on this story myself. I know there's a vain of crazy in the fam, but damn
Squidlicker47
It was more the fact that she was determined & tried again after the first failure.
thelazergoespewpew416
I hate it when that happens...
NorwegianFailure
Hata når de skjer!
ModernCookie
sockstrapsecond
is this what came between Angelina and Brad?
SoludisSnake
WrathCore696
Or when they get hit by a machete from behind and pour acid in a barrel and throw themselves in
SlagGroove
LOL
Thebigbadgeologist
Capeetain
Are you hillarys son?
stinkiestfinger
Tientchik
I would totally died if that happened to me
theNameChecker
EVERY TIME
SeeNSaiyan
IsItaBird
So the other morning I was awoken by a crane crashing into my apt. Txt my parents, mom calls all worried and my dad just texted this exactly
rukeman
You took the exact words out of my mouth. Congrats, we're both kinda scary.
thatoneguy1999
TheThingThatPeopleNeverTalkAbout
I am going to hell for laughing
thelazergoespewpew416
I'll save you a seat @TheThingThatPeopleNeverTalkAbout
jo3s
May be she crossed Hilary
Ander49
I didn't read it as a joke the 1st time...thinking it was political commentary of how Huma was going to end up after f'ing up Killary's run
HowBoutYouSideburns
SexDungeonsandDragons
Is this going to be like those 4chan posts, where we later learn that this was a joke from an actual murderer?
HamRoll
Stay tuned
HungryWampa
probably
AGhsauighasdjbnaueighaeuighadjighdrnsjklgh
Didnt get the joke, downvoted. Thought for a view seconds, realised Im an idiot and upvoted again.
intensemx
Sorry you have to go through life stupid :( . +1
IGotBannedForTheGIF
I am also an idiot, help?
pnero000
+1 for honesty
shepardcommander07
Its not very funny.
ComehereAreyouticklish
Does that result in 0, or does it end up +1?
MischievousMagpie
Dude down voted cause it's a creepy stalker boyfriend murder joke
intensemx
Sorry you have to go through life stupid :( . +1
TrebuchetLaunchingFeces
I don't get the joke, so I downvote! Yea, fuck off.
AGhsauighasdjbnaueighaeuighadjighdrnsjklgh
When I say I didnt get the joke, I didnt realise it was a joke. Just thought it was poorly worded or something. Whats your problem?
VeryNearly
You're not an idiot, the incorrect meme usage makes it confusing
SlagathorTheThird
The incorrect meme is the whole point of the joke
VeryNearly
Jokes are supposed to be funny
SlagathorTheThird
I found it funnier than 99% of the content I usually scroll through, but heh, it's just my opinion =)
n080dy123
My friend is an idiot and doesn't get the joke. Care to explain?
tankdog420
He shot his girlfriend and threw her in the river after she broke up with him. Saved you a few boobless seconds.
FlemishExposition
It was his sled.
TheWickerBoy
Boobless seconds are sad seconds
Buyituseitbreakitfixit
Well there's a twist
rockfireman
What a tweest!
notenoughmail
Twist: it really happened and we're upvoting a murderer's post and laughing about it.
Mooninites
Thank you I was looking for this