ItsPronouncedJeoffNotJeff
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FP EDIT: send nudes and dog pics.
Jan 17, 2018 10:01 PM
ItsPronouncedJeoffNotJeff
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FP EDIT: send nudes and dog pics.
mdkradSmuggler
Ben Affleck is crazy.
themunneyshot
Is it Nick Offermans or Ron Swanson?
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
The first 5 are Swanson's. The last one is Offerman's.
SamSquag94
I like Ron and the show and all, but these posts are annoying.
crispin007
Odinroars2
Would love source just to hear the laughing
1V1MeAtClubPenguin
I couldn’t find the source but this is closest I could get and it’s still funny. https://youtu.be/yhCOyNqZZs4 sorry I couldn’t find real one
DieFlammenwerfer
Conan on TBS I believe.
cardboardunderwear
What tipped you off?
helpthebearsareeatingme
Andy
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Nick Offermans giggle is the best
redrumridesagain
Some of your tags worry me.
TheRicM
What's wrong with "inspiring"
brusilov
Nick Offerman > Ron Swanson
tmwnm
Brant04
I don't remember this episode...
PoppinFlesh
Promo: https://youtu.be/f0d5yBi3mfY
Theflyingbigbadwolf
I think it’s from his special
PoppinFlesh
Promo: https://youtu.be/F5yf6DlZPqk
PoppinFlesh
Trailer: https://youtu.be/LECoeBD_4XU
PoppinFlesh
It's from the promo for the movie he wrote and directed... Hang-on a sec brb
MesserAuditore
"Preferably" someone accepting advances? Brock Turner must've read through these rules.
LizardsInTheSky
That's why he said "that's what people think I'd say" meaning literally everything before that is irrelevant
Frex13
mudmann1012
Sauce? I can’t find it anywhere
photony
Cedar???? WRONG....Mahogany!!!
pr1or1ty1ne
Idrinkforevil
Agree to disagree. Listen and observe rather then refuse to relate. Keep an open mind try and view from the other persons pov.
BobTerwilliger
But... I already carved the boat.
BanThisIfYouDare
Standing up for your principles is good and so on, but if your principles are shit, then please try to don't stand, thank you.
loves2ride71337
I vote for him for president.
TupacAintDead
wasistlosinderhose
Rule #6. Never repost.
Assassinite
I can get behind #3 ..if people claim they are allowed to punch nazi's in the face, same goes for socialists (the stalin kind)
insecure400lbman
Step one, penis.
piraterobotninjacowboy
Triggered.
RockmyJohnson
almostlucy
I was only taught a man should be swift as a coursing river, with all the strength of a great typhoon- but nothing about having a penis.
EatsBees
Nothing about the strength of a raging fire or being as mysterious as the dark side of the Moon?
TheMightyJoe
but what if i’m a woman who’s a man who feels like a woman trapped in a mans body
cjmmeathead
Get some psychiatric help and don’t put that shit on us
AverageEverydayPeasant
Don't forget the honor.
TheNewXFilesEpisodesAreBad
smashandrun
Step two, testicles.
JBib
Two AND three, really; and four and five for me. My voice is deeper than a 7 foot hipster reading Plato on the Titanic... AFTER the iceberg.
Skulties1
Step 3: y chromosome
EvilKrikkit
Step 4: ????
IWasDoingFineFarting
Step 3: profit?
Cal1te
Transphobic innit.
patrick12341
Or in this day and age, just “identify” as a man.
cjmmeathead
Your downvotes are not deserved. Kinda sad ain’t it. It’s not even just about the penis. PROVE you’re a man. Actions speak louder than words
TheLeftPocket
The notion what you must be traditionally manly to be a real man is foolish. You either know that to be true or you are ignorant.
GeorgeMichaelCera
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in penis.
Sheldonian
Of whom?
EvilKrikkit
I've seen that movie.
GeorgeMichaelCera
Call Me by Your Name?
BlunderbussVigilante
https://github.com/docker
bennyDNGR
http://teamcoco.com/video/nick-offerman-rules-for-man
hiImyourcat
So no punching me in the face
Rossovich
Nick/Ron for President.
CairoLen
He was hilarious in Will and Grace a few weeks ago. And I didn't know he was married to the lady who plays Karen.
FuzzyX
Punch a socialist... Who could fix the broken exploitive health service... but sure corporate profit more important.
tolsieVillain
Broken isnt the word. People that down vote you cannot be well educated.If so rich and greedy. Guess ill get downvotes for texting the truth
FuzzyX
I heard recently that people cannot get the medical support they need where advice was to commit a crime so state pays. I call that broken.
BobKelsoMD
someone didn't read to the end
eddewarde
nailed rule 6
azazyel
Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt http://i.imgur.com/OL31GJr
Loser37
I thought this would be porn
D33RLORD
Beautiful.
Bschweezy
My exact thought
Livordie
the bromance is strong
TonightiDineinHell
My exact thought.
dan144
I forgot how great that AMA was
steve77777777
most magical thing I've ever read.
SomeRandomArsehole
My exact thought.
steve77777777
why are you people repeating this
SomeRandomArsehole
My exact thought.
FlyinHawaiian13
Countenanced us such a decent word
Chrisgopher
I hope Pratt can bear the pressure.
LivingAsDad
+1 for his eloquence.
thedudeabides32
You should read his books. The man can write!
HinmnIsNotMyName
Holy shit. Best thing today so far. By far.
TheCanadian6197
Leonhardt5302
Beautiful
Telkesh
I wouldn't mind watching Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt.
FesteringStump
I admit that image popped into my mind's eye when I first read the text, but I wasn't disappointed by the words.
TheGracefulDead
I think I cried a little bit
Racack
I think I cried a lot
Dogstarlives
My exact thought
TheBrofessionaI
the man's got a way with words.
fetyetbet
MeowMeowSan
I'm a lady and I just want someone to love me like that lol (loses weight half the year/gains it back the latter half).
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
I read that in his voice and it sounded perfect
becibeci
MichaeIScott
Listen to his audiobook! It’s like caramel for the ears.
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
I didn’t know he had one!!
MichaeIScott
“Paddle your own canoe”
Seanspeed
Nick is actually a progressive, is pro-feminism and is anti-gun. Imgur would hate him in real life. He does genuinely like his whiskey, tho
Sheldonian
He's my kind of guy, we could drink whiskey together and even have a bromance
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
That’s why he’s awesome! He’s a man who knows how to respect people and in doing so earns respect in return
colioDiver
What!? 90 percent of the comments are super liberal ideology.
TheGreatBlueHeron
I know these things about him and am one Imgurian who deeply appreciates him for who he really is.
samsonguy920
Pretty sure most of imgur loves Nick because he is a good comedian. Most of us can tell the difference between Nick and Ron Swanson
LennartNeo
Whisky*
iwearlittlesocks
He is rational about those things rather than reactionary. That's why we like him
chrisdafish
On ifunny they quote his character a lot but ignore the way he is in real life
tbkelley1498
i thought i was the only weirdo here with an ifunny account o_O
TakWriterOfWorlds
And his wood shop is fucking amazing.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Those are the reasons I like him. Plus his woodshop turns me on a little
kalas1973
I was a little disappointed when I found out. He seemed very disingenuous, and his character lacked authenticity.
Monkeyscribed
It was acting. Pretty good, eh?
kalas1973
Acting is fine. His standup special just kind of built off it though.
Mxlespxles
A LITTLE? That gets my wood turning!
stink3rbelle
I also reaaaaaallly like that he's with Megan Mullaly.
Seanspeed
Absolutely. He's very politically outspoken against the right in this country and it's fantastic. A proper role model.
FancyGiraffes
Wow, I didn't know he was a gigantic flaming useless piece of shit. Glad I know not to watch him anymore, thanks fuckface.
Mxlespxles
TakWriterOfWorlds
That seems like a perfectly reasonable response.
AfterTimeAdrift
tsjamiefrench18
Y-you thought television characters were real people? It must be such a chore to be you.
Archeantus
... What? It sounds like the average imgur user would proclaim him the next Jesus with those views.
bobtheaxolotl
Each side thinks the other is the average user. In reality, both sides are present and circle jerk around the clock.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Hang in usersub a while. Or rather, don't
TheGuardianFox
The votes don't lie.
MagicCactus
I can't think of any website that would hate him for that
julianamarie
Breitbart?
forte10
https://home.nra.org/ probably.
someguy7734206
Most conservative websites, probably. But probably not Imgur or Reddit (except for a few subreddits).
MagicCactus
Pls tell me if there are any subreddits? I feel like I'll get banned if I voice my opinion on Reddit that doesn't go with liberals
SpicyMemeBalls
Voat, basically a site filled with people who got banned from reddit for being so far right that they got banned from the site
CringeMetal
Is he really anti gun? Not just pro gun control? Because there is a difference
subparusersubber
Who really cares? His fictional character written by other characters is great. His stand up is trash. Just another dude with an opinion
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Only quote I could find was being pro-1700s guns
Seanspeed
That is a joke about how outdated the 2nd amendment is. It's a popular anti-gun stance.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I mean, it is horribly outdated. The whole document pretty much is.
Seanspeed
A lot of it is still extremely relevant. The 2nd amendment is just not one of them.
cpnbeeb
Ah, so this is fine then?
Maybe load it with the square bullets to really do some damage.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I believe he directly called out blackpowder muskets, common weapons around the founding. A farmer would never have that gun in 1791.
cpnbeeb
sh3nhu
Is that a puckle gun?
cpnbeeb
Correct. Maybe you want high capacity, but no noise or smoke giving you away.
Nuttsy
....with Gun Jesus for scale!
ChaoticMarin
We don't actually know the specifics. He just made a joke mocking the current state of gun laws and we assumed he vaguely wants change.
Seanspeed
If you disagree with the state of current laws, that is very directly implying he would like to see change.
tbkelley1498
i think evryone agrees we need change, there's just no consensus on what that exactly entails
Seanspeed
No, everybody does not agree with that. That's one of the main problems. Any regulation gets called out as 'anti-2nd amendment' by gun nuts
ChaoticMarin
Seems fair to me. His joke honestly doesn't reveal anything beyond that vague discontent though, so I have no idea what his opinion is.
flyingmonsters
Pretty sure that is basically everything that imgur is for...
hellomynameispissoff
1/2 Eh, I think it varies. There's a lot of lefties / progressives, but also some libertarian / quasi conservatives too.
hellomynameispissoff
2/2 It's also very possible to be left leaning and not anti-gun ownership.
Loser37
Imgur hates feminists
misanthropicallygregarious
It's almost like there's a bunch of people with differing views on this site...
SmolTenk
depends on the time, community response can change drastically depending on who is online
TheGreatBlueHeron
You're talking about Russia, aren't you.
ThisGuyFawkes
A lot of imgurians don't take to kindly to run of the mill pro-woman's rights, pro-LGBT rights, or pro-gun control comments.
LiberalViking
Imgur loves LGBTQ rights and women's rights. They just don't like it when it goes far enough to take away the rights of others.
ThisGuyFawkes
The idea that whats behind those comments is a concern for the conflict between individual and special group rights may be wishful thinking
LiberalViking
You're right, but i prefer wishful thinking, hope, and good intentions to reality.
ClaudeWicked
I think I've seen a lot of back and forth with gun control, even reasonable/unreasonable levels.
Morrigi
The thing that gets me is the people arguing for gun control who also think Trump is a fascist.
Seanspeed
Haha. There's almost no easier way to get a bunch of upvotes than to make an anti-feminism post on Imgur.
ClaudeWicked
"Nice guys" and such get similar treatment to hardline feminists, tho.
Seanspeed
And this place is definitely pro-gun, or at least, anti anti-gun, if that makes sense(dont like anti-gun people).
Seanspeed
And no, this place is not remotely *anywhere near* popular for progressive ideals.
ThatGuyWithTheBinoculorsOnDiscountHothInEpisode8
One of them is breaking your message into 3 separate parts so people who agree with you can upvote more times.
Seanspeed
The fuck? I can only write so much in a single comment due to character restrictions. Fucking obviously.
joeyjojosharknado
Give me a break. This site is solidly pro feminist. Some people here just think criticizing a horrible woman = 'anti-feminist'.
joeyjojosharknado
Just watch the upvotes and downvotes for the above comments. Imgurians always have to feel like the underdog/victim, even when they're not.
ChaoticMarin
I remember all the times men hitting women reached the FP to a chorus of "equality bitch!" ...So uh, I think "solidly" might be pushing it?
joeyjojosharknado
Nope. Almost any comment criticizing feminism is downvoted to hell. This site is incredibly pro feminism. Watch the downvotes/upvotes here.