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Mar 10, 2013 11:04 PM
Chocolateisterribleanddontmessagemetellingmeitsnot
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nacholibrary
The font is wrong and it's easy to tell this is a faked facebook post from one of many websites. Hilarious nonetheless.
SmileDHJ
is it bad that i read that last part in Horatio's voice?
owl6sixty6
candy
bree111111
David Caruso puts on his sunglasses. SHOT. Caruso stands akimbo. SHOT. Caruso says a sassy one liner. SHOT. Keep it up, drunk in 5 min.
chiaotzu758
wonderful, just wonderful.
SourDee
I'm so curious as to what happened....DELIVER OP! FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!
BenadrylCumberRanch
This might be my favorite facebook post ever.
AGronau
So we're using yellow boxes now? I was just getting used to the red arrow and circle... I miss the box...
TriggerHappyFlyBoy
Now I need a good pun so I can use that face.
FallingMasonry
To the front page with you!
bruudwin
dunno why someone downvoted you when others said the same thing but worded differently. but remember point's dont matter!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
If it's a metal cap (beer, or any other glass bottle cap) he could die (no exaggerating).
SwiftSword
The blue frame with a blacked out name...only one that isn't standard.
aerojovi83
Totally threw me off
DeathRecon
I worry that the comment made the bottle swallower laugh so hard that he /she pooped themselves.
sunnyrunner
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
sparklingcheezits
am i the only one that doesn't understand the second comment?
noideaforafunnyname
No.
spoileddentist
Me too @_@
EpicOyster
how am i supposed to compete with that come on
ikindalikeuplay
*groan*
tardisbels
Oh my god I cannot stop laughing at this.
NekoNoTenshi
How do you even swallow a damn bottle cap in the first place!?
catlady9000
How does one even manage this?
Zarzalu
he should be fine, its unhealthy but the plastic would be abosrbed and destroyed.
brennanandbooth
I'm surprised he didn't choke on it. The ridges must have been murder on the esophagus.
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
Welcome to the front page
idontgetsarcasm
...yellow box. We see red box is no longer with us.
430pm
yellow box is funny
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
Or at least close to it
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AlfredKapwn
How does one go about finding a repost?
Goku2012
First, you have to spend an unhealthy amount of time on Imgur. You srsly cannot ever leave your house. Then you act like a pretentious twat.
AlfredKapwn
You're a faggot. How's that?
Goku2012
Happy 13th birthday! I'll talk to you on Xbox live later, k?
Ragnarok9756
Anyone know where the Damn strait is? Apparently, it should be praying.
middlepinetree
How does one accidently swallow a bottle cap? I can barely swallow a Nyquil pill if I am sick.
whydominimnmstastesomuchbetterthanregularmnms
possibly wasn't an accident? the things people will do for the front page...
Devaux142
Fun fact: that's how playwright Tennessee Williams died. No, seriously.
RChrono
I once accidentally swallowed a push pin.
netterzkastle
The last post on FB just made it worth it!
RebeccaMae
CSI reference for the win.
MagnusDeacon
I snorted when I got to the last one. Have an upvote.
schleimkeim
But he really should get to the ER
vampirerhyme
What if.. It's a candy bottle cap?
Ratgrot
Now there's a nostalgia train
mouschi
Last night I swallowed my guitar pick by accident. I researched it and nothing serious has happened... yet.
wellthatescalatedquickly
I concur...
firedoc
yes, do that. It's been a slow shift and I need a laugh
Aerisot
Pretty sure it was a bottlecap candy...he is a damn liar.
Mustlovesuperman
But what if he is talking about the Bottle Cap candy??
aabbccbb
Yup. I worked with a guy who had pica (would eat anything). He ate a lightbulb once, and the ER was mostly concerned about the metal base.
moresound
I was once a camp counselor of a child with pica. One day making bird feeders, turned my head for one second. Face full of PB & bird seed!
soob
Derren Brown got someone to eat a lightbulb for TV once... Good TV.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
They didn't care about the glass?
aabbccbb
I wasn't there, I just heard the story afterwards. But as it was reported, they were mostly worried about the metal. It could be that
Howother
This was my thought as well. I guess it's okay as long as no one punches him in the digestive track?
aabbccbb
2) stomach acid is strong enough to erode sharp edges of the glass? That would make sense, but I'm not sure.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
You could be right, though I'd expect it would not do any favours for the mouth or oesophagus!
stingray076
Stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve almost everything. But not glass, not even a little. Magicians chew glass until it becomes dust.