Probably thinking "I promised the guys I'd take down an elephant. I can't go back without a tusk, man. I'm gonna die trying, because IF I do it, I'm gonna become a living legend!"
You should look up the honey Badger Stoffel. He was at an animal rescue. He broke into every animals enclosure to fight them. Rode the rhinos belly around its enclosure. Fought the lions twice. Won the first time. Lost the second time. But had stitches and was ok. Broke out of its own enclosure several times. Stole the owner of the preserves bacon out of the freezer multiple times.
Sounds like he didn't need rescuing. Wasn't that the one where they introduced a female badger to calm him down, and he stood on top of her to escape his pen?
I think so. The two of them had also worked a double latch system together. They gave them a pit. He stacked up all the limbs in it to escape. After those were removed he used rocks. After that he used mud. They were very smart. I don't remember why he needed a home.
Yeah it is. The one that hit me hard was a few years ago when the Lord of the Rings fandom started ramping up for the 20th anniversary of the theatrical release of Fellowship and my immediate reaction was "No way that movie's 20 years old, it came out my sophomore year of high schooooooohhhhhh fuck."
Yeah, honey badgers are amazingly tough. Getting goal kicked won't phase it much. The elephant could've stomped down with all its weight and crushed that creature. It's amazing how it was so ignorant of the danger.
One theory is that elephants are emotionally complex enough to understand death and therefore are adverse to killing small animals by accident or for no purpose, in a similar way to most people. This may be why, anecdotally, elephants act cautiously when they are aware of things like mice that they can't see very well but don't want to step on.
They have a conscience for sure. Like how it’s unethical to kill something that’s too stupid to know what it is doing is wrong, so you have to protect it while you are also protecting yourself. He’s left with “Stop it asshole!” until the dumdum gives up and goes home.
Clayman8
He does. He just doesnt care.
swofromtherock
He is completely aware, he just don't give a damn. That's like, their thing.
htapoicoS
That poor little bastard lol
Fargus57
"Had enough. or are you thirsty for more?" -- Kevin the Elephant
getadogupya
"Had enough. or are you thirsty for more?" -- also Jeffrey, the honey badger.
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
"you got heart, kid"
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3R1ZnJwMzlpMGNmc3dlYWV1MnQ5cTZvc29ycTkzMmNxc3JxemxveSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2Sq8h4OKFoFKQW64/200w.webp honey badger
Lurch1911
ispendtomuchtimehere
I want to come back as a honey badger
Batty
sochilln
Californiajackson
Punt.
32Smooth
stupid animal
Syko73
Circe007
I think the difference is the reason for doing it. Maybe the elephant just has stomped the badger’s offspring.
cjandstuff
Honey badger don't care.
Although to be fair, a chihuahua would absolutely try the same thing.
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
Top tip for next safari trip... punt a muthafuckah!!
Dawgsarethebestpeople
This honey badger doesn't care!
jridley
Oh, Honey Badger realized. Honey Badger just don't care.
cytherians
Now if it was a snake... 😏
AgamemnonsMemes
Oh.. It knows...
Mech891
That is one suicidal honey badger lol
chichiFregiLover
for me it's still Dumbo who lost..
FoxPesdassi
Didn't get a single thing that he didn't explicitly ask for.
thatdudeyousawthatoneday
nor does it care
egoAristippos
The badger realises very well how big the elephant is. It just doesn’t give a fuck.
MendoncycleSmith
If you ever needed a prime example of tenacity to the point of self harm, there it is. Fucking honey badgers man....
Fourhorns23
I know honey badgers don’t give a shit, but that looks like rabies—
DYLANLEE79
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2p2eHdja3NjcHpzc3F3MjcxMzhsb3J5Y3R4a2kwM2l6MGttdjJiZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/erP29cTRc9VjB369gX/200w.webp
cytherians
When your egotistical bravado is so strong, it lowers your IQ to a single digit. 🫤🤨🙄🤪
stronomer
He'll do that again tomorrow. Just because.
chichiFregiLover
he won't because the elephants were so f.. scared that they deserted the area
KittenInside
It's a badger. They are born with zero fucks.
cytherians
"So proud to live... so proud to die!" (Badger Nation)
Scahrossar
And are losing some every day they're alive
OutoftownerRed
getadogupya
Honey badger don't give a shit.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
Stay down!
BananaForScaIe
Took my comment, have your +1
Batty
ugopb4me
leeeerooooyyyyy jennnnK-OOF
cmdshift3
Honey Badger can’t take a hint
albaboss
But he can take a hit
onepinksheep
Can he, though? Because that elephant was going easy on him and it still fucked him up.
cytherians
Probably thinking "I promised the guys I'd take down an elephant. I can't go back without a tusk, man. I'm gonna die trying, because IF I do it, I'm gonna become a living legend!"
J4nein4ne
Ozzy Man does it best. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-5YmR5lvMlQ
lahanheless
It just takessss what it wantssss
Isthe4thtimethecharm
You should look up the honey Badger Stoffel. He was at an animal rescue. He broke into every animals enclosure to fight them. Rode the rhinos belly around its enclosure. Fought the lions twice. Won the first time. Lost the second time. But had stitches and was ok. Broke out of its own enclosure several times. Stole the owner of the preserves bacon out of the freezer multiple times.
chichiFregiLover
i think it's the only animal on earth who doesn't fear death
firlefranz
TheobromineAddict
Sounds like he didn't need rescuing. Wasn't that the one where they introduced a female badger to calm him down, and he stood on top of her to escape his pen?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I think so. The two of them had also worked a double latch system together. They gave them a pit. He stacked up all the limbs in it to escape. After those were removed he used rocks. After that he used mud. They were very smart. I don't remember why he needed a home.
sabrinadiesatdawn
Do people no longer remember "Honey badger don't care"?
Cyggscyr
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?si=OgTc3w-QWC6GXfXT
Lachwen
The original video is 15 years old.
sabrinadiesatdawn
but, but, but, it feels like yesterday. Damn, getting old is a trip
Lachwen
Yeah it is. The one that hit me hard was a few years ago when the Lord of the Rings fandom started ramping up for the 20th anniversary of the theatrical release of Fellowship and my immediate reaction was "No way that movie's 20 years old, it came out my sophomore year of high schooooooohhhhhh fuck."
sabrinadiesatdawn
You aren't even middle aged yet!
lildude52ca
OMGOSHHHHH Noooooooooooo is that poor little creature okay!? Holy heck!
DameDePiques
Don't worry, this elephant is fine.
chichiFregiLover
this
getadogupya
They have like a million hit points, and just one defensive tactic... ATTACK!
NeverEnoughFoxes
The best defense is a good offense!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Honey Badger got knocked the fuck out.
chichiFregiLover
i think he/she doesn't give a f..
AllegedlyUncleTonton
It's probably not true but somehow it still felt the elephant was sort of gentle with it. They're oddly graceful.
IFoldlyGo
Elephant also knows that a Honey badger will go after lions, so elephant wants to keep it close but not too close?
AllegedlyUncleTonton
Meanwhile HB be like "what, you think you're better than me? you think you're a tough guy? do i sound like joe pesci in your head?"
JStengah
If the elephant wanted to kill the honey badger, it'd be dead. The elephant just wanted to be left alone.
SgtLemming
Yeah there were multiple points there where the honeybadger was clearly stunned. Elephant could've just stood on it if it wanted to kill it.
cytherians
Yeah, honey badgers are amazingly tough. Getting goal kicked won't phase it much. The elephant could've stomped down with all its weight and crushed that creature. It's amazing how it was so ignorant of the danger.
joepineapplesindrag
They busted out a pretty sweet reverse roundhouse in the second scuffle, so I'm assuming formal training.
mojawa
Tusk Kwan Do? I ll leave...
LinemanMatt
Clearly trained under Col. Hathi in the Elephant Brigade.
jakedafish
At what point is it that the two are friends and this is how they play!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
When there’s a gross bug on the ground but it’s too big to step on because it would crunch.
ThadisJones
One theory is that elephants are emotionally complex enough to understand death and therefore are adverse to killing small animals by accident or for no purpose, in a similar way to most people. This may be why, anecdotally, elephants act cautiously when they are aware of things like mice that they can't see very well but don't want to step on.
ToSisPoS
The bald apes can gang up and kill me. Best to avoid whenever possible.
PassionAggressive
They have a conscience for sure. Like how it’s unethical to kill something that’s too stupid to know what it is doing is wrong, so you have to protect it while you are also protecting yourself. He’s left with “Stop it asshole!” until the dumdum gives up and goes home.
WorkerLurker
Elephants have death rituals including returning to sites they “buried” their dead and touching their bones
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Its entire evolutionary strategy is rage and hate. It works most of the time. Most.
CommodoreSkippy
It makes one wonder. Like, after the first punt, there can't be any thought going on, right? Just pure, instinct-driven rage.
onepinksheep
There was no thought going on *before* the first punt.