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I'm a dad today.
World- meet Gabriel.
Gabriel- meet World.
Shoutout to all the imgur moms out there. Y'all are awesome.
May 31, 2017 2:46 AM
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
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I'm a dad today.
World- meet Gabriel.
Gabriel- meet World.
Shoutout to all the imgur moms out there. Y'all are awesome.
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
Don't you hate it too when you come out of the house and the first thing you do is step on some shit?
AuCreyn
Hey congratulations! Normally I write sarcastic stuff, but this is a pretty epic thing. Here's to a new journey
Chuck1up
LariCheltsy
My mother was a Blackfoot.
turnsoutyoucanchangeyouraccountname
Those are some cute ass feet. Congrats!
stickemwiththepointyend
Congratulations! (Don't whine about changing diapers. It's annoying when your vagina is still recovering, especially)
notdavis
Hate to break it to you, but your wife birthed a foot.
nommon
I mean, most pregnant women birth at least one.
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
wordtoyourface
+1 for toe beans
P50Juan
The Eyes of Texas are upon you until he blows his horn.
dandanthedrywallman
Someone should tell Sarah Jessica Parker that blackface is unacceptable in 2017. Shame on her!
DoomSkuller
I hope he grows to be a sarcastic prankster archangel
RaziGrey
i read that as the kids name was gerbil....
deepbullet
Your son has a dirty foot.
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
You should have seen the rest of him!
GenghisJohn2010
Happy Birthday Gabe!
Nemrodh
2am is when all the fun begins...
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
I'm letting them both sleep right now... we will see!
Hiynastrike
Gabe! Gabe! Gabe! Gabe! Gabe! Gabe! Gabe! Gabe!
Tves
Just promise me one thing. Love that little fucker with all your heart.
theboned1
Are those Goodyears?
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
Borelli's Pirelli's
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Congrats! Just in time!
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Thanks to my daughter's polydactyly I automatically count a baby's digits. Congrats on 5 toes!
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
What's polydactyly?
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Check out my bio :)
P50Juan
Are you in North Carolina?
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
VA
AtlasFutureOverthrowsAmerica
Downvote my own comment for not getting the joke