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Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything.
Just this toy. Just this toy, a floatie, and this pool. That's all I'll need.
kcgingerbeard
Were you born a poor black child
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
Yo dawg, I heard you like swimming pools so we put a swimming pool in your swimming pool.
maythe4thbewithyou
+1 For tittle and backstory.
boombayada
and this thermos
funtimesinClevelandagain
upvote for The Jerk reference
Poopypantaloon
You know what? Fuck you all I'm starting my own island
DominicGraziano
What a jerk.
nipplepanties
Did he pick out a thermos for you?
askaglassofwater
Great, now that song is going to be going through my head for at least an hour, thanks.
HowieFisterbottom
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass.
Dadotatie
I bet more people see this than the phone book
OhLookTheMoon
Is the dog's name Shithead?
Awesummzzz
It's pronounced Shith-ead
MrAsianGuy90
http://imgur.com/jXFwbPW
Threecatsoftheapocalypse
...and this paddleball game... And that's it!!
texastx
And this lamp. And that's ALL I need..
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
Come here, Shithead!
MisterBananagrabber
http://imgur.com/RTHQQad All I keep thinking of.
Manfredjinsinjin
Shithead is a good dog!
TheRicM
I know right? He looks so damn comfortable, so set to just chill
appliedmathematics
And he traded it all away for a red striped chew toy.
BlueBear42
Dog water bed
icantthinkofanythingbetterthanthis
Writing the jerk. Bravo.
HorseLuver4Ever
We need you.Imgur needs you!
IvannaGoodfuck
And this remote...and this lamp...that's all I need. (OMG love this movie!)
maxzero
..and this paddle ball
UsChickens
"gonna to go"?
thealexthing
I still up upvoted it.
IMadeAnAccountToSayCleverThingsButThenDidnt
He's a dog, I'm impressed he managed to say any of this
UsChickens
Row ruv roo, Raggy!
MethelyneBlue
Thank you! That bothered me so much.
absentmindedwhimsy
The Jerk was my late brothers favorite movie. He loved to act out all things from that movie. +1 for making me smile at his memory.
Zafira3
O My Goodness , I'm so sorry for your loss!
InfinityDash
Polyesterags
+1 for the jerk
Histrionical
You jerked off to this!? What sort of monster does that to his special purpose?!
callmesir
Going to start my own island, with blackjack & hookers
Papusejuice
Wasn't that in Pinocchio?
NirvanaNik
+1 for Bender.
Ionlyupvotegermanshepherds
You need a lamp and stapler too.
iidosee
i was going to go for the lamp
CziltangBrone
And a thermos and a paddle game.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
And that guy's prosthetic leg *giggles*
bambiren
And that's ALL I need.
lastminute
A red stapler?
carpmazing
What a Jerk
yodaori
Does anyone else see a person at the bottom of the pool?
aquanut818
It's Mr. Creepy. An automated pool vacuum. You can see the hose leading off to the right of the dog/ float.
TheRicM
Well, it is indeed creepy
XinwxHleak
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2jp8BHBw1qfgll5o1_500.jpg
lavonte33
Squidbillies? Does no one watch Squidbillies? Dan Halen did this you guys.
tom311
He's an entrepreneur
ramkanwar55
Yo dawg i heard you like water
jeffasaurusrex
This guys has shoes!
ThePotatoesareMashed
this is the one fucking time someone stole my comment.
HeyGuysImBryan
Inside an ocean
SquidJesus
In a cartoon... We must go deeper.
MaybeGrapes
Wow never realized.
Riohn
Yo dawg I heard you like pools
DoxIxHAVExTo
And it turned out to all be a lie...
wavinggrass
You deserve more up votes.
mylifeforhire
All references aside, are we all going to pretend it's not impressive that no water got into the pool as the dog got in?
BEWface
Dogs got skills, that's all I'm saying
SaturdayMidmorning
Or those nails miraculously didn't shred the plastic bottom of the floatie?
Marrell
Nah, dogs have pretty blunt nails if they run around outside a lot and wear them down. We barely even have to trim my dogs nails!
SeanLucky
Pool looks pretty full of water to me...
takedatbabydatbabyaintmine
I couldn't do it
Omnighost
It was over the steps.
mooooooose
There's a lot of water in that pool
YoMamaSoFatSheMakeFreeWillyLookLikeaTicTac
That's what I thought!
TheRicM
I'm going to pretend, fuck it
grambonator
I think the kiddie pool was floating above one of the pool steps, so when the dog got in, the step supported his weight until he sat down.
EricMatthews
There are a lot of things about this dog that's impressive
ciezer
Someone's underneath the floating pool. You can see it best near the end.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
It's not a person
ciezer
I dunno. When I look at it, I see someone sitting with their legs crossed. Maybe I'm just blind. Maybe its Maybelline.
TheScarletBitch
That's the pool sweeper, not a person
lastminute
Or that hose going to it could be the automatic cleaner.
dardoodles
Nah, bruh. Pool cleaner.
Zachno
A dog within a pool within a pool. Winnie the Pooh
lapomm
He knows what he's doing.
StarkRG
I'm impressed thatthe floor of the pool remained intact.
beautifulpeanutbutter
I was impressed. That's dog's got way better coordination than I do.
cameldrinker
Right? I wouldve fallen in
TotalTriscuit
More impressed it didn't put several holes in it.
chroma900
How could water get into the pool if it's already in the pool?
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
http://flaaak-mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tumblr_mobwddrixI1sva7djo1_1280.jpg
Skornish
What about asking why there is an empty kiddie pool in a larger pool to begin with?
lastminute
It's the doggie pool!
HotMilky
YALE!
revcleo
obviously the dog bought and inflated it
Scutterbotch
the pool is pregnant with a baby pool
ilovecrazydogs
Clearly this is the pool from the spongebob episode chocolate with nuts. Crazy entrepreneurs