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Have a nice week imgurians!
olsonc827
#12 a boomer bomb shelter
SybilCrawley
#2 yes because there's a puddle in my broccoli drawer TT
BoatloadofBananas
#3 and the door
zhukoz
As a Gen Xer: fuck, here we go again ? lol
kazandco
Good solid sharing. Thank you.
quixotegut
#3 - Because true manhood is the balance of being strong with being gentle.
TheGreatGreyWolfSif
Stole some. Thank you.
Deadpool854
KiwiGameDev
#5 men of the past wore cosmetics, high heels and spent plenty of time writing poems and attending plays and operas. Perhaps you’re just
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Don't forget the tights.
KiwiGameDev
How could I? Or the impressively large wigs
KiwiGameDev
seeing what you want to see?
UsuallyARabbit
#5 this is for people who just think about the past and never look into the matter.
standingalone
I let my hair grow a few years back (on final measurement 18") for charity. Whilst out shopping, some Karen decided it was her duty to /1
JinxRocks
#7 Apparently, even as old as the meme is, he still has that haircut http://www.clevelanddentistryinc.com/files/officetour/gallery-12.jpg
MamaRosie
#11 Lol this is near me.
Raoin
#8 I'm like... 99% sure I saw that on Facebook as an antivax post
Blackbodylogic
Don’t trust the government. I’m fully vaxed and boosted, and so far left I make Chomsky look like Trump. But still! Don’t trust em!
adognamedpumpkin
To be fair, I have no idea what current CDC guidelines are and will continue to wear a mask as long as I fucking feel like it.
Legrooveth
Yeah, there are a few like that. I downvoted to be safe
graehall
And the lion one, big boomer energy there.
louisgarnica30103000
No thanks.
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
#10 Men are a constant source of gas and wood.
ChaosSound
jeips
#5, both are lions and both will eat your face. what's the issue?
FoldingABowlingBall
Male lions don’t do shit in the pride anyway. They just eat and pro-create. The lionesses are the ones protecting the territory and hunting.
irvingb01
https://sciencing.com/difference-between-male-female-lions-8639894.html
"Males are primarily responsible for the security of their pride. >>
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While they will participate in hunting, they spend the majority of
their time on security patrols. They will defend their pride's >>
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territory, which can cover up to 100 square miles."
Conqueeftadore
I thought their territory was everywhere the light touches.
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
#3 you gotta have one hand to shut the trunk then open the door to your house.
lavendergirl
#3 ...and the keys, that hand needs to conserve energy and dexterity!
irvingb01
#13 Boomer bomb shelter too. For this late-ish boomer anyway, b. 1957.
DaDefenestrator
*Boomer bomb shelter. Gen x got the millenial trial version, no desk diving.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
#15 TBF, they did ask her to tell her story.
amber93kmah679
Holy crud. Best dump I've seen in ages. Double upvote
MarkySpaceMagnet
#19 had that conversation with a patient, except I was asking drinks/day. Patient answered 3-4, I echoed 3-4 glasses of wine a day
MarkySpaceMagnet
thinking to myself "that's a lot", patient corrected me, no 3-4 bottles of wine a day.
SethSlone
So that's a lot of wine but what about 25+ shots a day, but you drink a lot of water?
MarkySpaceMagnet
That makes you a well hydrated drunk. Your liver can't metabolize that much alcohol.
SethSlone
Okay, how much can you metabolize and what does it do with the excess? Asking for a friend.
MarkySpaceMagnet
Your body can metabolize, about a shot an hour, the excess builds up and continues to circulate and poison your brain.
friendsofsandwiches
#2 I WANT a new dishwasher, but it isn't BAD enough that I NEED one. Also, I HATE how dishwashers are now. Plus they're hella expensive now
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Yea, imagine winning free time for free! I'd cum so hard for a dishwasher.
friendsofsandwiches
Do dishwashers come with tv screens on them now?
volch1tsa
Some of them come with windows and it's so stupid but I kinda want
tiderfish
No, but if they did they would be critical to the operation and fail after the warranty expires.
friendsofsandwiches
are you KIDDING? They fail BEFORE the warranty expires, the company just comes up with a way to deny the claim!
lordretroCartoonGod
Our energy company has an insurance plan. Has saved us so much hassle. Covers repairs and replacements. New DW, water heater, furnace
lordretroCartoonGod
And all service calls are free, even off hours or holidays
LordOfThePenguin
I also choose this person’s power company
lordretroCartoonGod
Minnesota Energy Resources. Can get the insurance even if they aren't supplying you with energy as long as you live in MN
Oblamer
Go to a Lowe's outlet or a Sears/American freight outlet! I just got a $1600 fridge (home Depot price) for $660 with minor supertiny dents.
HeadJamistan
I do this with every major appliance and electronic device. My last TV was open box for 500 bux off of a new one and then another 1/
HeadJamistan
100 bux off because it had a cosmetic scratch on the edge that wasn't even on the screen.
q2grapple
This. I needed a stove and got a WAY better one that had two small dents on the back for what I was going to pay for the basic one
AllMyOpinionSuck
I just spent 2k on a Kirby vacuum. At least they are supposed to last a lifetime. Let's find out if it's a scam.
bighead220
Don’t die
tinctures
My parents had one that lasted for 30ish years. Heavy as lead but immensely reliable. I hope they're still that good.
LongtimeLurkerFirsTimePoster
The old ones did, not sure on new ones. This is how it's more $$ to be poor. Can't afford to buy the good stuff that lasts.
TheDouche
My old Kenmore lasted 30+ years, and three of thise (a lifetime) would be about $500. Though I doubt new ones still have that reliability.