look at these motherfucking mountain goats

"Hell you looking at?"

look at this shit

look at it. just climbing this fucking wall

Goats on a cliff side

so many of them. so many goats. They don't even give a shit. They're just going for it like they have nothing to live for. Just crawling their way to the tippy top

Fear of hiking? Tell him that

they don't even care. They just see a fucking wall and they just fucking climb it. What the fuck? You're a goat, get down from there. Who do you think you are? Spiderman? Spider goat? Were you bitten by a radioactive spider in your motherfucking goat science exhibit? Are you going to crime fight with your spidy powers?

Kanye doing some weird shit

now look at this shit

motherfucking goats on a motherfucking dam

Okay now you're climbing up that dam. Whoop de fucking do. Gold stars for you goats. What do you think is at the top? I hate to break it to you friend but there's no dam trophy at the top of that fucking wall. There's nothing.

hmmm

what are you even doing, goats? That's a tree. Now you're in a fucking tree. Fucking bleating with the birds and shitting on the branches like you own the joint. I bet you just waltzed in and took over that tree like you fucking owned it. Fucking colonizing a tree, probably pillaging the towns and enslaving its people

Seriously? Now the kids are doing it? What kind of savages let their kids climb fucking walls. Wait, I know. MOTHER FUCKING MOUNTAIN GOATS THAT'S WHO. This kid doesn't deserve this. Get down from there, little friend. Go to school and play at recess like all the other fucking children get to do, not scale a goddamn wall like it's nobody's goddamn business. ugh.

And now this. No. Just no. This is not the shit of goats. I don't care if you're motherfucking spidy goat because this is how you turn your kid into bat goat. This is how you die. Goats do not fly. They have four fucking hoods and fur and they each grass and shit and stare into your soul with their weird eyes, bleating at you with that pretentious cry of fucking joy. Thinking they're so special with their funny shaped hooves and stabby heads. Just look at them. Look at these motherfucking mountain goats.