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Just don't. Or do. I don't care
Dec 6, 2021 9:19 PM
redrootie
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Just don't. Or do. I don't care
irrelevant18
Careful the middle one's doesn't go off in mom's hair.
FuturamaReferences
Only way this could be better was if his daughter and/or wife were holding BBC and I don’t mean the Brits.
MrRandom314159
What kind of sick perverse freak would have their kids pose with them with a gun in their hand?
JericoJones23
Is this what 'penal system' mean?
yello0
theredeemablefemalecousin78
All the more reason to share it!
nopost
I'll take pictures of people with piss-poor muzzle discipline for 1000. Jesus, it's a shame these morons breed.
JohnNeufeld
Shame if someone hacked his webpage and replaced a photo with this. I might even begin a kickstarter to fund that
Batman1702
Post this shit everyday and I'll up vote it till i die
woozle
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Dildos with dildos
jobustevens
Look at all those dicks!
cooplander
And look what they've got in their hands!
goodbicycle
Well now, here’s a picture of 14 dildos.
KamikazeGerbil101
This is more accurate I think
iwde
Can this be the automatic response to family gun photos? There should be an app or something.
OrangeFlavours
I mean... I'm pretty sure they don't care, and this is just karma whoring.
djangojazz
What gets me is the guy in the real pic had a fucking M-60 machine gun. I thought machine guns were not allowed for private use. Oh well..
zxwaffen
They are just not for the poors.
BusterH
Elroydb
Fucker tried to get a writer for Reason Magazine fired for calling him out on this gun culture bullshit
oldandfat
Well if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves
AchDuLieber
Well, they do have the tools for it.
speakeasiez
And isn't his youngest like 14, or 15? WTH was she doing holding an assault rifle to begin with? These people are less sickening with dildos
jwillustrat
Now THIS is something I can get behind!
GoodBrotherGrimm
Or can get behind you ;)
truthsmiles
Unpopular opinion: I don’t think we should use dildos for shaming people.
redrootie
Oh, I absolutely agree
NZSheeps
SpaceDaveNZ
One of NZ's finest moments.
sundaymondayhippyday
Australia had the egged politician and the bloke was called EGG BOY- did a similar thing happen 2 this brave Kiwi?….
CaldariBob
Good thing they're being used to mock them instead!
IainG101
We're not shaming them for holding dildos; they are supplying the shamed feeling themselves.
IainG101
The fact that they find the dildos more shaming than the military-style weapons is the issue here.
truthsmiles
AeonQuasars
Tbh I think guns are way, way, way, way worse. But then this is obviously America where guns are more common and idiolized then sexuality.
truthsmiles
Yes I agree, but that needs to change, and I think it starts with not using dildos as shame props.
Frogfox
Yeah they should only be a tool for shame in mutually enjoyed and consensual bdsm dynamic
waitwuh
Reminds me of the George R.R. Martin quote about the reaction people have to violent scenes versus sexual ones in his writing.
Beefkins
As a long time gun owner, I will never understand the fetishization of firearms by the right. I don't pose with my guns, I don't tell people
Beefkins
about my guns, and I don't stock up on ammo in hopes of an apocalypse where I'd get to use it, and I sure shit don't have my gun out for
Beefkins
anything besides practice. It's unnecessary handling which leads to an increased chance of negligent discharge. My dad will have his out at
Beefkins
the fucking dinner table. It's embarrassing. Stop finger-fucking your firearms you fucking freaks.
Neurisko
It's a confidence prosthesis.
Justapartofyourimagination
Been a gun owner for most of my life too and these people are so fucking weird.
sundaymondayhippyday
I think you need to create a poster as a Public Service Announcement- very well put
Loadie25
Nice to see that they are practicing proper dildo trigger finger technique, hate for one of those bad boys to go off unexpectedly
Hamfistham
Come again?
adventureswithadhd
Nah, have to wait 30 min to an hour…
Hamfistham
Amateur!
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Especially since their daughter on the couch has her dildo pointed right at her mother's head.
DangerouslyMusicalCanadianLama
Premature facial?
GodDamnedImmigrant
It will not change anything, they’re already all the way fucked in a head.
Larsozzo
Rovylern
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
YOINK!!!
Tom40
Are those assault dildos with high capacity balls?
perraCreator
Fully automatic, firing 120 nuts per sec
BeerBatteredandBold
They are, with bump shafts so they keep penetrating.
scribetree
Loaded with freedom seeds
PostMoThoin
Weapons of ass destruction
SmokyDoggg
FudgeLicense
sundaymondayhippyday
I would love to see a black family do this holiday festive parody of this- they would lose their minds!
SmokyDoggg
If a Middle Eastern family did it the conservatives would definitely lose their fucking minds
TheBlondSwede
Serious question: In America, are dildos more embarrasing/unappropriate in a family photo than guns? I honestly would call it a tie.
adventureswithadhd
I would say from my experience dildos are way more inappropriate than a gun in any picture! Raised in the south anyway.
DeadArcadian
In a lot of circles, yeah
AMercer
Generally the people who would be happy to see the guns in that picture would be the type to get upset at dildos.
FellaWithUmbrella
You can open carry a gun but not a dildo.
TheBlondSwede
In Sweden it would be more acceptabel to open carry a dildo than a gun.
SophieClockwise
Well, of course. Dildos could potentially corrupt the minds of children, whereas no kid has ever been hurt by a gun. :P
Midgarmerc
A large portion of Americans would call you a deviant for owning a dildo but praise you for the gun
noctynight
You can open carry a gun in public on a university campus, but it's illegal to open carry dildos.
everythingiscats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Obscenity_Enforcement_Act
eyeLied
For his supporters, yes.
SomeDanesCanCook
Sadly it all depends on who you talk to
khazaria
Honestly if I looked like them I'd be embarrassed regardless.
Beiki
Dildos: "Haha, that's funny." Guns: "Fucking hell how stupid are you?"
drizztx
One of the two is still illegal in some parts of the U.S. I'll let you guess which one.
TheAlphaHowl
Obviously the dildo. We are, after all, all children of God and wouldn't touch such filth.
heirsasquatch
That is truly surprising
drizztx
It shouldn't be. U.S. is a pretty backwards country socially.
eightyearplan
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas/
OhNoDontTouch
Wow.. so while owning dildos was always okay, the right to buy/sell them was illegal in Texas and Mississippi until February 2008. Crazy..
DanTheReactionMan
Guess he got jealous that a dildo was better at pleasuring his wife then he was.
thatoneredheadedguy
Not better at...simply is
myweaknessisstrong
Dildos would be a "lol wtf", firearms are more a "fucking really?"
antman2988
I mean dildos would be hilarious. Guns make me think they're fucking insane
chapitaine
They are insane
sochilln
thegreatninjaman
depends where you live. i bet in southern states a Dildo is way more terrifying than a gun.
Micewithlice
Anything to make sure a woman doesn't cum
JohnLuckPikard
Can confirm. People around here are fucked in the head in so many ways.
WHEREISMYTROPHY
I swear they tried to make dildos illegal In texas
likehelly
they, uh, did. and, uh, did.
HenryLongfellowIII
There was an out though- the primary purpose had to be sexual gratification, so a dildo that shot bullets would be OK.
TalkingSnake
Seasons greetings
Lepidopterous
Damn y’all should get hired by Marvel. Seamless ?
TalkingSnake
Not mine
CaptainxHindsight
Much better version
F900EX
?
LeTeat
Dicks and balls and boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la
sundaymondayhippyday
If I sing this Carol at Christmas I’ll sue you! Very catchy though….
aintnothinbutahounddog28
I honestly find the dildo one significantly less offensive and disturbing than the real one
SirJimmothy
Season's MEATings
smittyatyou
This is gold.
luxter7
marteney1
Fucking snowflakes.
Slothiliciouspttroi
Can you animate their hands to be stroking the shafts? *Chef's kiss*
Canigetbannedagain
Oh that's good
TalkingSnake
Canigetbannedagain
Haha love it.
J0EMEGA
what festive dicks. the dildos are nice too
JoeT85
The big one looks pretty well used too
OhNoDontTouch
"the big one" doesn't narrow it down much
LightStriker
I'm surprised there's many version with different dildos. Or maybe not that surprised.
TalkingSnake
FellaWithUmbrella
Paige! No!
DuckHuntPro
Is that snow... or the OTHER stuff ....
RelartOfGivia
What other stuff?
JinxRocks
Was hoping they’d edit it so the snowflakes were shooting out of a “gun”
swarthod
So festive!
LetumComplexo
That’s not snow…
BeerBatteredandBold
Exactly what I was thinking!? Such Christmas spirit!
PierreEscargeaux
This is great ? I love the “Last Pringle” one in the middle
LyraTheLycan
Omfg
sparkleponyglitter
The last Pringle ??????
AtheistJoy
I zoomed, didn’t understand, shrugged, then moved on. THEN it hit me, so I came back. LOLOL!
SparrowTail3
I still don't get it :(
AtheistJoy
Ever had to reach down into the Pringle can? What did your hand look like? Now look at blue dildo in the middle….
SparrowTail3
Oh my god, thank you so much! I didn't see the fingers at all and I thought it was just a blue dildo haha.
distractedFreek
It's Italian.
gtanair01
gtanair01
korndogg83
solaslunas
its not a joke, they are just batshit crazy
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
The day after a(nother) school shooting. I own a couple guns, I don't get this weird fetish so many people have. It's just cringe and sad
korndogg83
I think a lot of us Europeans just don’t get it at all. We can have a hunting rifle in a safe in a cabin. But we still leave our front /
korndogg83
doors unlocked all the time because we don’t suspect anything bad happening. And tonight is St. Nikolaus so all the kids leave their boots /
korndogg83
outside and they will be filled with clementines and sweets and pines.
ILikeTinyBoxes
It’s ok. I’m American and I get confused too
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
its pretty simple, they are in power and think they can do anything they want. so they choose to be assholes.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I mean, I'm not in power and have a couple guns. I'm not going to make my wife and I pose while holding them. I think they're just stupid AF
OhNoDontTouch
correct, posing with guns and/or constantly talking about guns is what makes a person an asshole. there's nothing wrong with owning them.