Shameless Imgur plea

Hi there! newish to Imgur

Hi, I mostly creep, and occasionally make inflammatory political statements here on Imgur. But I'd like a moment of your time to ask for help. I have moved to Tampa, FL about 2.5 years ago, and I am currently looking for work.

Go bulls!

I originally moved down to start the MBA program at USF. I graduated from my bachelors in 2009, at the height of the financial crisis. Nothing in my life suggested a college grad would struggling, and even with a degree, was not prepared for 10%+ unemployment. So I worked some crappy jobs, and eventually started the MBA program at USF.

Work...

The MBA program was great, but due to several reasons, including financial, I have not finished. I'm about 80% through, which I'm still proud of. Unfortunately, I have had mostly temp office jobs since I've moved down here, and it's been very difficult.

I'm looking for work in accounting, finance, operations, hell, even a secretarial position will be great.

My mad science

So what can I do? LOTS! In addition to learning anything and everything to be successful, I am already an expert with MS Excel and Access. I have experience doing accounting and finance work, and have lots of knowledge of MIS from my graduate classes. I have experience with quickbooks, visio, SQL, HPQC, and many other programs. I'm looking for 1 place to put my hardwork and knowledge to use, and you would not be disapointed.

I also have the best attitude in the workplace. That shitty person you don't like? I can deal with him. Incompetence? I help people get up to speed. Please message me if you know of anything even remotely close to anything I've mentioned. Thanks Imgur :)

Edit: Just to clarify 3 things in case people are wondering:

1. I would be open to moving to anywhere in Florida. I would be willing to move outside of Florida, only if you are very serious. Like, the manager hiring.
2. I currently have a low paying job after several months of looking for work, because ego has no place in the workplace.
3. I have applied A LOT of places, and have had several interviews. Unfortunately, they just haven't worked out.