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Aug 28, 2016 2:44 PM
SerStumpalumpagos
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Holyshitballsoup
I would annihilate that right now...
Holyshitballsoup
So hungry.
LaurLem
Cardiologue approved.
Asknoquarter
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have
drdavessardogs
WAIT! http://imgur.com/Vk7gpSl
codenamenothing
I know what i am about, son.
windracer
Tis but a snack
TinyOctopusWasHere
Tiny Octopus doesn't see any Weetabix
saharadesert
This is a weekend treat or a hangover cure. Weetabix is for weekday mornings.
tinyginy
copingcabana
I once had to go to McDonalds and order 25 cheeseburgers and a diet coke. My friend's grill was busted. And I was thirsty.
Burghguy
And some dry white toast, please.
stompum
And four fried chickens.
myr14d
'And Tea' you fucking philistine.
mrbear13
Would you care for a wafer thin mint, Mr. Creosole?
bunduz
Just a tiny little morsel.
chickenonaanairplane
"How are you doing?" Bettah. Beyatch get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I love everyone in this thread. Upvotes for all! This is quite literally one of my favorite Monty Python things that never gets posted.
SerStumpalumpagos
It's only wafer thin
Arnaldi
Wafffer theen
obligatoryguy
**projectile vomiting noises**
Lambpasty
Better
UziBunny
I just remembered I have a train to catch!
ChuckZombie
Yes... of course. We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeding over the seats.
DarkSock
Oh I couldn't possibly..:
AnonresponsivE
It's only wafer thin....
troublecliff
Mmm fuggoff, om stuffed
BreenW
A bucket for m'sieur!
AliBarber
*Creosote
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
Fuck off, I'm stuffed
Duder87
Damn I wanted to say it.
monkster
Oh Sir, hmm? It's only wafer thin.
shimmernshine
you just made all of Australia laugh a bit.
spacecatts
England? England.
IAmUlysses31
Of all of the full English pictures I've seen on imgur, this is the first one to actually have all the required ingredients.
BigOleDingus69
Must be England right? They eat baked beans for breakfast. Here in merica we eat baked beans at every meal.
ChloeRed
There's white pudding, so most likely an irish breakfast. I would recommend not calling them England ;)
CrimsonShortOne
Oh my god!that is the fullest Full English breakfast I have ever seen!
FROZENpyle
The Swanson stamp of approval
Ivebeentothefrontpage
I LOVE
VisofSer
Coke? Coke?! No! Tea motherfucker, tea!!!
APersonWhoUsesImgur
But it's already healthy because of the beans. No reason to health overkill it with a diet coke.
Tomadzo
I don't get it. This is a proper English breakfast...for 10.
GingerSwan
That's a Full Irish.
TheZulthar
no, its just the scottish upgrade minus the porridge and beer
SHiNiXiA
I ate this kind of bfast when I was in Bangor, N. Ireland. Best thing for a hangover.
ShyTownGuy
Bloody proper
Fialovich
Three toasts won't be enough for this.
TonyStarkWantsOne
Grad12
Needs a fourth slice of bread.
Grad12
Otherwise unreal.
JaysDrone
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
Whoever eats all that is going to need a nice long nap.
cryborg
And a toilet
Ryteous
And a cardiologist appointment
DeepSeaAstronaut
I mean; as long as those aren't American meat products this would actually be quite healthy, but also VERY rich in calories.
WiggityWonky
...what..?
AsFakeAsTrees
No matter what country you live in that much red meat can create heart issues
DeepSeaAstronaut
True... But imagine how good it would taste...
hawks88
And to be never 20 seconds away from a bathroom
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Do you even feast bro
ekstw
For info purposes (not criticizing), what the hell is up with British people and beans?
GdebMueller
They’re a musical fruit, the more you eat ....
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I've eaten British styles beans, I've eaten American *deletes harshness* beans, why can't America get food right?
SomethingOffensive
The American South gets barbeque beans perfectly.
muttonchoppa
Bush's country style baked beans are fucking good!
SaintMaceToTheFace
As the other guy said. Your tomato based beans ain't got shit on our BBQ baked beans. A Brit saying the USA has bad food is comical
callmethelizardqueen
There are many different styles of beans in America can you specify which you hate? Or are you just trying to be cool putting down the US?
CthuluIsMyHomie
Or, you could make them from scratch and quit yer bitchin'.
snowycabbagemobile
As an Australian, same question to Americans and pickles
pookiesexbomb
Pickled/fermented veggies are easy to store and have a long shelf life. Plus it's good for your digestive system for some reason.
snowycabbagemobile
I get that, but from everything I've seen pickles seem to be like, an industry.
pookiesexbomb
Everything in America is an industry.
Thehumanracestinx
As an American wheeepboopdop"wheezes black smoke".
Hoop66
Can't get beans on a breakfast here in Ireland. Literally the only thing wrong with the place.
TheZulthar
they taste nice
ArcaneLucario
No joke whenever i go to my dads i have beans on toast for breakfast every day. Just got back from a weeks stay there. Loved it.
ultrapwner
Beans beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat
brynboboy
Beans beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the more you eat. Beans beans the magical fruit..etc
docter911
Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so let's eat some beans at every meal
Piepersonsmom
We have a winner!
accidentalaxolotl
I was hoping someone would say the one I knew
CommentsWithGandalf
I love how it took three tries to finally get it right
Thehumanracestinx
I think its more that there are variations.
AlbertFinestein
Huh... I never realized how many rhymes we had about beans.
DonQuixotic
Yep, this is the one
orbitsteve
They say its the perfect hangover cure.. Is that true? Need to know for science.
TheZulthar
honestly, fuck yes, and some of us will have more beer while we eat it
SleeveHo
Well if you eat it all by yourself, the heart attack makes the hangover a walk in the park!
ThatAwesomeTroll
I was about to say "A True Scottish Breakfast" but then I realized there was no tattie scone....
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
You mean tatey farl.
GlasgowBawbag
Not to mention the lack of square sausage
ThatAwesomeTroll
Oh yeah I thought there was square sausage.. Damn..
GlasgowBawbag
And @OP should have ordered an Irn Bru not diet coke haha!
ThatAwesomeTroll
Yeah! I don't like fizzy drinks but flat irn bru and irn bru sweets are noice!