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Mar 23, 2017 5:32 PM
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Avesis
but her face
QuickBenStormblessed
At what point, exactly, do you drop the act? If you send even one text as stormtrooper, you have to keep it up.
JTH115
I hate you
Akalenedat
You were my brother! I loved you...
foolhollow
"Lol"
blakeatwork
I feel like this was ripped straight out of tumblr
CavendishBandana
TR-8R
Bucakey
Her responses were sooo lame!
dirkthejerk41
most girls are pretty boring on tinder
Bucakey
That's a shame. I doubt I'm any better, though.
unhappytwice
Ohh the Force is strong with this one.
knifeskills
Or the farce is strong with this one
UnremarkablyInteresting
SunBrolem
It was so smooth I had to read it three times to figure out why she was impressed.
NerdvanaNC
I think his phone screen just got wet.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Her replies are very short....
irohvwrue
Turns out the reason storm troopers are such bad shots is that they're all lovers not fighters!
NylonVandelia
Wat
GunganExterminator
Pachu Pachu Got her
KonaDarbles
Gotcha....
aslightlyshitierKanye
Ryebread91
Haven't seen this one before.
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
My friend needs this explained so he doesn't have to try to explain it to me again.
GuyMcgoo
This made me cringe
dirkthejerk41
I really hope dude has at least one real pic up or its never going anywhere
Akalenedat
I sent a real pic a bit later. It didn't go anywhere.
Grubenwolf
Which shouldn't be a surprise. It's Tinder after all.
87bru
Nerd alert!
Greeno961
Remember to pull out your wappity stick before you fappity
TheWaywardorLagos
Outstanding
SoftwareEngineerWithNotEnoughSalary
https://imgur.com/Rc7rzid
IThinkIPreferToStayInside
K, but what's the point of getting a number if you can chat in the app, anyway? (not a tindr user, here)
Ithinkmynamemayberelevant
SilllySadass
Im just here to say that i upvoted you in usersub, youve grown up since i last saw you
SpeedyHamster
Now I wanna try this.
desartragin
Fucky yeah
LimeMime565
But the resistance became the new Republican and regained control of most of the galaxy. If anything the New Order is a resistance
jucyblucy
I hate to be this guy but The first order isn't fighting the rebel alliance.
only90skidswillgetthis
Admit it, you love to be this guy.
CleverFandomReference
Yeah, but close enough. We all know they just slightly changed the Good Guys and Bad Guys names from VI to VII.
Akalenedat
Correct, they're not fighting Rebel scum. However, they are fighting the rebel scum of the Resistance.
o11c
I'm avoiding the new movies like the plague, but in the EU, Imperials still referred to them as "rebel alliance" for 13 years after Endor.
jucyblucy
I know, but they specifically have a different name for their group in TFA.
Derptator
Could you program something to avoid them?
o11c
Fuck off a little, not everything has to do with programming.
Firsthope
This is a guy who knows his target demographic.
therabidbunny
No Stormtrooper would be able to hit his target demographic, let's be real.
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
lochnezmunster
Ohhhhh
Frggy2toes
GG
seriouserer
Vader's helmet was polished with Woodoo hide so that Palpatine wouldn't notice how crappy his suit was the first time he saw it.
dadeblunts
i was thinking the same thing when i read that part. also fuck vader, his boots dont even fit
seriouserer
The guy can't catch a break!
dadeblunts
Budget cuts.
seriouserer
Imposed by Palpatine at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center. Death Star = fine. Shoes that fit = hell nah.
DanielGallegos
Dont bother having sex, your never gonna be able to aim properly....
rbudrick
He gonna jam it right in the trash compactor.
RealFuckinNito
She's gonna miss her a lot if they break up.
ReverseTransmission
YOU GOT HER RIGHT IN THE EYE!!
WayfindingGuy
That was spot on target
EyeOfTheTiger11706
"Only imperial storm troopers are so precise" -Obi-Wan Kenobi
iOffend
*you're
TraceofSpades
Good news is he doesn't use a blaster. Just 45 seconds of wappity wappity wappity.
amyhadalittlepond
I heard her weakspot is her exhaust vent, Jynn Erso fudged it.
notkvothethebloodless
Who needs to aim when you have a ANIT JEDI ELECTRIC BILLY CLUB.
Booleanfeeder
Where is the equivalent of reddit's gold?
NightfallEverdark
His pullout game is amazing
cr0at
Yoghur't*
SirMuffinCat
First Order Storm Troopers have better training than their Galactic Empire counterparts. That's why their aim was better in Force Awakens.
thegarlicawakens
First Order troops hit their targets.
SomeDetroitGuy
Storm troopers were really good shots, though. They only missed when they were ordered to let the rebels escape.
DanielGallegos
I believe Obi-Wan was reffering to Clones, not the second, "less ambitious and often forced to be" troopers that were relevant in ANH...
SomeDetroitGuy
Did you see the opening scene to A New Hope? Or the opening to Empire?
DanielGallegos
Good point!
LastElf
And when they were trying to kill an old blind man
Baroonz
Ive heard on him! He is the force!
DisgustedCrabman
Too soon still
freezing00k
Who needs aim when you have the Force
lurker314
I dunno, check out this actual footage by the "Cops" program: https://youtu.be/4zVCv6Cc3oA?t=3m4s
DanielGallegos
Best comment ever!!!
Valawyn
You're*
DanielGallegos
I just noticed my typo.. i cant use a jedi mind trick to make everyone believe i didnt mess up :(
CustardBattery
It's not a typo. I'm sorry bud, but you just failed life.
DanielGallegos
But this comment is fire- if thats a life fail, i am ok with it :D
MichaelJCabooseLeaderOfTheBlueArmy
On the bright side, no accidental children
KankerFrog
Unless he tried to miss and missed the miss and hit
Hulemann
Well. You can always order 66 them.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
"Tried to pull out and finish on her at the exact moment she queefed and hit her right on the cervix."
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Also, I hate you all.
BattleD4d
Or so many accidental children depending on his intent while aiming.
player0ne
it kills me that such a great comment has a typo
DanielGallegos
I fail!
player0ne
i like that you can't delete the comment without losing 1,400 points. you need to look stupid to retain your value, just like a kardashian.
DanielGallegos
I dont care about the spelling either way, typos happen. People pointed it out at less than 100 points and i left it. Lol
player0ne
i just like that a kardashian is talking to me now
DanielGallegos
Either, i still win ;)