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MostAwesomeDan
#22 I see they've figured out the plot for a sequel to Challengers
StillScreamingIntoTheVoid
#5 Aw man, that means I'm cyclops.
ninjafartball
#8 UPPERCUT
NM156
They did Darwin wrong!
MotoCanuck
#9 Ha, Cyclops has a "meat cannon"
Lun4ticH1gh
Optic blastrami.
MotoCanuck
I want the aftermath of when scott opens his eyes with Velma's glasses >.>
Snooj
I feel fairly confident that they could each tell the difference when feeling them with their hands.
MotoCanuck
Psh, you're no fun. xD
CarInAVet
https://www.tumblr.com/keirametzbrassknuckles/613889708410486784/i-forget-how-much-of-the-x-men-movie-verse-is-just
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#31 Her other leg is Xavier - just a super psychic leg.
demosteness
Dazzler!!
pullingsixty
#5 I did not aspire to be the freak but that is life. I have a few things to atone for.
RibbleTPibits
kraeftig
#13 I really don't understand this reference at all, help
BrandonianFlynnigan
It’s a Marvel Rivals meme. He screams when he does his ultimate move, but Emma is wondering why he needs to scream every time he just takes off his visor
EverNotRelevant
#22 I wish the writers were this brave.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Right?
onepinksheep
Pretty sure they were canonically a throuple at one point, though it was more or less implied rather than explicitly said.
EverNotRelevant
COWARDS! WE NEED TO KNOW EXPLICITLY THAT LOGAN POWER BOTTOMS
Pasquinelthe2nd
No wonder Editorial erased Krakoa
GodHelpMeToBeGood
OG X-Men? I see Cyclops I hear "OPTIC FLASH!" I see Wolverine I hear "BERSERKER BARRAGE!" Then I remember the arcades... and then the dark times I live in today...
JockoV
Wait what? Does Cyclops really say "Optic Flash"? I always heard "Optic Blast".
GodHelpMeToBeGood
You could be right too I don't know :)
FlintNorth44
#1 Why would Velma be closing her eyes?
Chowphat
Glee! That's actually realistic! (NERD INFO): When someone with really horrible eyesight loses their glasses, the brain sometimes uses so much processing power trying to resolve an image that it hinders the other senses, and may even slow logical thought. This was demonstrated by having subjects do tasks while wearing kaleidoscopic glasses, vs. the same task in darkness. Neat, huh?! =D
Chowphat
Moreso than that,, they also found that some people in a totally dark room will close their eyes so they can concentrate. Other people open their eyes even wider. Also, some people cannot 'see' darkness, they always 'see' deep sparkles or random flashes.
TKpotato
I have visual snow and in the dark it’s awful. I can make things out but there’s a layer of glittering, fuzzy static. Before lasik I couldn’t walk around in the dark without my glasses because it was a blurry greyness and a fog of static
3Davideo
That's basically the same effect as turning off the car radio to better navigate a tricky intersection, right?
Chowphat
OMG, good point! And I do turn down the radio whenever I get to town.
EverNotRelevant
#34 When I said I wanted to see Summer's sausage...
Sticklebrickk
WHO CUTS A SUMMER SAUSAGE LENGTHWISE
EverNotRelevant
Body mod fetishists.
EverNotRelevant
...Don't look that up.
Sticklebrickk
I, unfortunately, had untethered internet access in the mid 2000s
TheMostKink
#32 you can't just call it "anal"?
Snooj
Anal is just one of the many subsets of butt stuff.
TKpotato
Fingers, tongue, toys… there’s plenty of buttstuff to do that isn’t sex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheMostKink
I would call all of that anal. Anal insertion, anal beads, anilingus... I just the term "butt stuff" kind of childish.
TKpotato
Hmm I only use anal to refer to sex, the rest is foreplay
TheMostKink
To get real uhm actually for a sec, I consider foreplay to be part of sex. After all, people can have sex without penetration :)
But I hear what you're saying