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Apr 22, 2017 9:02 PM
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Trelkeen
Honestly does no one else find this attempt by the left to make it seem like the right opposes science utterly ludicrous?
Smallbrownrabbit
Australia here
WannabeHobo
Steminist is the person who wants stems to be treated equally with trunks.
80percentlegs
She's pro potato
IMarriedAGinger
Always upvote the Friz
ShaunDreclin
#1 my first thought is I really wanna hug Ms. Frizzle!
reallyaplatypus
Can someone explain to me what's going on? I'm out of the loop apparently.
daiconrad
In response to proposed budget cuts and a sense the administration is anti-science, there were pro-science marches in D.C. and elsewhere.
Merrak
#2
webjournalist
That is hilarious!
JJWoodSculpture
There are plenty of movies where the scientist *causes* the disaster.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
We're not going to cause an apocalypse by preserving the ecology.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Oh glob, its....
TodayInClass
Nigbac
Good old Bachelors of Engineer and kids education TV host, yet somehow the representative of science Bill.
DrunkenRhino
So what? He was a generation's gateway drug to science. He changed the whole format of science education for the better.
DrunkenRhino
Who cares that he's missing a piece of paper? So we're daVinci, Franklin, Faraday, Darwin and Edison. Are their thoughts on science invalid?
Nigbac
2. He's not an actual scientist, or a brilliant philosopher, yet he is often referred to to speak on these matters and given some authority.
DrunkenRhino
He IS a scientist. By definition. Scientist: a person who is studying or has expert knowledge of one or more of the natural or physical 1/2
DrunkenRhino
2/2 sciences. Expert: someone who knows more about a topic than a layman. Mechanical engineering: the application of physical sciences.
Nigbac
I don't like it because his opinion is often taken as extremely credible, and he is sent out to represent the scientific community in debate
haveanothergif
I thought Hawking was the representative of science
LordStarkillerHimself
In my book yes he is
Nigbac
It depends on to whom you're speaking. Bill is the symbol of science for most of the American public.
RepostSadistic
Hawking does real science, not stupid marches.
PmMeYourFavoriteDinosaur
Uhh... Phrasing
LordStarkillerHimself
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Wobbixx
Anyone else notice how plenty of meter sticks were used as sign handles, I have yet to see a yardstick. I think that cuts into the ->
Wobbixx
"How do we know these protestors are academics" argument. Because no one who doesn't teach math, phys, or chem has a
Wobbixx
meterstick lying around if they live in the states, yet every instructor I've ever had has that same dark brown on black meter that half the
Wobbixx
Signs in these dumps use A bit of a weird route,but you see so many more of them use metric than the american population.Almost like science
mastermazeproductions
#1 Its been so long since Ive watched magic school bus that totally forgot that was Miss Frizzel's catch phrase, thats fucking awesome
Beholdmybarrenfieldoffuks
The first one made me all kinds of happy
whoneedsunderpants
Ride on the magic school bus ..ah rock momma bi boo pa pa
YouLookLikeAFruit
To the pineapple pizza guy... you such your whore mouth
YouLookLikeAFruit
*shut
daiconrad
such
HoldMyWater
You must accept the science!
meteloides
if tomatoes, a fruit, and chile, another fruit, can go on a pizza then surely pineapple has a place as well.
superfeathers
*you'd have died of dysentery....i get it but... still bothered me
votress
no, it's supposed to be that, it's a take on an old game, the game is telling us we died.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
+1![]()
luckydude
That's the most gorgeous sign I've ever seen. Look at it! It's gorgeous.
gumbokins
Beautiful writing!
Beholdthewang
When you gotta protest at 2 and kill Glenn with a bat at 5.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
https://media.giphy.com/media/H3YPbqPIUpSxO/giphy.gif
LXA591
As long as we all agree pineapple doesn't go on pizza
FeDub
Pineapple on pizza is wrong. You wouldn't see an italiano dead eating that shit. Source: I am Italian.
DialgaTheTimeLord
You, sir, are wrong.
Fallingsnow57
Pizza guy is wrong.
ZachPutland
It was a good post until
NoodIePrincess
PINEAPPLE DOESNT GO ON PIZZAS U DISGRACE
Queenbeehalle
They know that they are protesting cutting down trees by using cut down trees to protest cutting down trees, right?
EdwardStarsmith
I fail to see how you get "protesting cutting down trees" out of "stop ignoring science".
MarekS
I'd think most of cardboard is repurposed. Trees are renewable. Sustainably managed forestry has a central role in fighting climate change.
rainmakerab
Pineapple totally goes on pizza, but only with ham!
SayWhatWhit
So what's happening? What got passed?
Ilikeyogurt
Dot
SayWhatWhit
Earth day NASA pic of Earth or something with the department of transportation?
helpidontknowmyname
Defunding NASA, NOAA, EPA; trying to convince 'Muricans that science is "open to debate." (Conclusions are general consensus, not opinions!)
whatevenarecats
What's up with all this pineapple pizza hate Hawaiian pizza is the best
SheaBriar
No, no it is not. It's a crime against food.
sailingtoescape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYX6R2fuwE
Mohawklynx
I had pineapple, Canadian bacon and jalapeno pizza tonight, soo good.
whatevenarecats
Yaaas except the jalapeño I'm deathly allergic
AngryFoodTerror
That sounds delicious, gonna have to try that.
garretSmuggler
STEMinist! Will you be my Valentine?
garretSmuggler
Science Technology Engineering Math
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NotTodayNotYesterday
It's just a play on words...
DrPepperandChocolate
STEM is Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math. http://www.livescience.com/43296-what-is-stem-education.html Reply
DrPepperandChocolate
Idk why my comment is saying "reply" at the end. Just ignore that.
Weelildragon
Thanks did not know that. Stemcells did seem a bit too controversial. Glad to know it was something else.
DrPepperandChocolate
Sure! There's also the lesser-known STEAM: Science, Tech, Engineering, Arts, Math. I think it's cool b.c it combines everything.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
That is fucking cool - would ask more but then I remember there's the internet. Thanks science!
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
goddamn hero right here
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Wrong! https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*8ha75MedBgIMIHgD16Rvjw.gif
Flickerbean
Ididthisforthelol
Fighting the good fight.
wherearetheavos
There are dozens of us!
valen00
and you're all wrong ;->
80percentlegs
Wrong never tasted so right
zma123456
That's my man right there. Pineapple Pizza Represent !
HoldMyWater
PEOPLE MUST ACCEPT THE SCIENCE!
FoxGodRecords
Chicken and pineapple with extra cheese. Had one last night, bitches!
FoxGodRecords
Chicken and pineapple with extra cheese. Had one last night, BITCHES!
daiconrad
Ain't he just?
bud467
someone is always trying to start a riot and that guy is playing a dangerous game. Fruits don't belong on pizza.
bud467
Minus tomatoes.
agerian
And peppers?
bud467
Well you can't blame me for forgetting tomato's and peppers are technically fruit. They aren't normally sweet.
howtoblittleonesenemy
80percentlegs
Lol Andy sleeping is killing me
Hypercube9
That guy's sign is fake news.
Gallus1985
Pineapple on pizza might be retarded, but at least it isn't pepperoni. Ill give you that.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
ham, pineapple, yellow peppers, sun-dried tomatoes, bacon on a stuffed crust. Man or woman, I'll suck your dick.
ATuningFork
I was told there would be dick-sucking?
Hermownninny
@LikeTotallyNotTheNSA Upvoted for username. ;)
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Best fucking pizza I ever had? Salmon, banana and coriander - read like vomit on the menu, had to try it. Sublime.
AngryFoodTerror
I've put potato chips and orange slices on my pizza, it was actually really good.
Gallus1985
You're a nasty bitch.
TheSlavViking
wont see this one: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-DsW9yUwAAIE1e.jpg
Stupidpeoplearestpid
Hue
NotFarEnough
Probably not, because current scientific understanding indicates that's not true
DoublevBomb
It's almost like gender is made up and totally arbitrary. And that biological sex isn't always perfectly one sex or another.
Dionysus187
Its almost like its trolling.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Yeah, because hey have more important things to worry about than caring what people identify as.
Mercenarity
People are posting this like it's a coup de grâce against every single unrelated piece of scientific consensus. o.O Read some anthropology.
Redwolf2495
#5 Heresy!
xMonkeyyboyy
Redwolf2495
It's a joke, people.
HoldMyWater
Don't deny the scientific fact...
perey
Scientific fact: Pineapple does go on pizza. Not science: Pineapple should/shouldn't go on pizza.
CaptainTiddlemittens
damn scientists want pineapple on our pizzas!? PURGE THE HERETICS!
nakdpoolboy
Do these people realize they are displaying their "save the trees" messages on the corpses of what they're trying to save?
malbec
Every war has a few casualties. These are considered "acceptable losses."
NotoriousDuchess
Guys its a fucking joke you pretentious cretins.
aerodynamit3
Irony is lost
dischord01
Good one, wait, nope, fuck off.
SterlingARCHERofISIScodenameDuchess
Except most paper is made from trees specifically designed for production of paper. The trees we need to save are being cut down for farms.
SterlingARCHERofISIScodenameDuchess
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2010/september/farmland-cutting-forests-090210.html
SterlingARCHERofISIScodenameDuchess
http://www.paperbecause.com/paper-is-sustainable/paper-truth-or-fiction this has sources in it.
InfocalypseRising
Fewer* assholes. Filthy casual.
pres2pond
Every adjective in English has an antonym. There is more-less,few-many,ergo fewer-manyer. Manyer isn't a word, ergo fewer is also not a word
agerian
bs
pres2pond
I provided a logical scientific proof that "fewer" is bullshit. Please provide your reasoning rather than just downvoting.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
This reminds me of the MEIN FUHRER Hitler meme
GodEmperor0fMankind
I bet you're one of those fuckers that says "I don't know, CAN you?" When someone asks to go to the bathroom.
InfocalypseRising
Nah.
link117318
Why are they protesting?
RepostSadistic
If the number of assholes is lesser than number of people, there is a problem.
DialgaTheTimeLord
"Dammit, I'm a scientist, not an english major!"
FoxGodRecords
Less *Assholery | Also acceptable.
Badyams73
You know what they say about assholes! Everyone has one!
HughLaurie
Sturdycrotch
Wot? - Ser Davos
badthaught
badthaught
HenryandHarbinger
Thank you!
InfocalypseRising
*bows*
usernamewillendabrup
STEM majors, makes sense. Buncha holier than thou assholes
SrirachaAddiction
GodOfDeathAndAlsoKungFu
Grammar is art, not science.
NotFarEnough
Eh, the Grammar March isn't until next month
kraeftig
I too prefer my trees without an asshole. What are they doing with one; they don't have a digestive system! Ridiculous.
groundcontrolto
I came here just to check someone had posted that!
DeathBeUponYou
Ass want tree to: http://imgur.com/CRdVrBr
Emmepathic
I'd say she's probably attempting to communicate with them in their own language?
FindusSomKatten
nah i think one asshole per person is a very good number and it should be left at that
RepostSadistic
Although some people deserve to have a new one torn for them.
RMaybeth
thank u Stannis i was sure wondering
TheEvenPrez
Maybe he just wants them to asshole less?
ButterfaceTaintClown
Nonsense. If you were 20 years old you wouldn't be "fewer than 21 years old". 5 items or less is actually correct - you've been lied to by(1
ButterfaceTaintClown
Pedants who don't properly understand how English works. The scientist was actually right. Scroll down to bottom of this article (2
ButterfaceTaintClown
https://amp.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/15/steven-pinker-10-grammar-rules-break (3
krapmyself
Fuhrur trees, lasso assholes?
blitherypoop
Lhasa apsos?
Un0riginalComment
Lost asshole, tres amigos
Flickerbean
putzcommander
Reich on.
theangryjanitor
Fill out trees with assholes! Wait..
illegalacorn
They're scientists, not linguists
YamatoIouko
White dwarfs. Official spelling.
schwiftyschwa
We're linguists, not grammar nazis. Idgaf about standard language ideology prescriptivist bullshit.
pickleton
I'm a linguistics grad student and the more I study language the less I care about grammar rules. As long as the meaning is conveyed idgaf.
schwiftyschwa
ITT: people who don't know what a linguist is. Maybe we should educate them. With gifs and eggcorns.
Pharadigm
.. my fat ass thought linguini.. i was wondering how scientists were linguini.
shhep
Aren't linguists scientists though? Or does it work different in English?
dotcomaphobe
Language ARTS, not language sciences.
sephreniasmh
In what language do they refer to linguists as scientists? Languages evolve, have an analytic quality, I could see it.
shhep
Polish. We have science that divides into several sub genres. And PhD holder who does research and works at uni IS a scientist.
zeiji
when humans can change what is right and wrong it's not science.
pickleton
There are aspects of linguistics that I'd consider science (cognitive, phonology, syntax) and others that I wouldn't (socioling, semantics)
Buckbeak1486
Only cunning linguists are scientists.
ShiftingPattern
Linguistics falls under the heading of humanities, not science.
shhep
But that's stupid. Noam Chomsky is a scientist. MIT is basically his home at this point. What else would you call him
Molvanian
Dr Chomsky? Maybe Noam once we got to know eachother.
mynameislinknotzelda
They could never be ..... a cunning linguist.
pilotperson
*differently
DeltaBird
Dyaaaaaaaaaasmmnmnnnnnn