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The Cringe-O-Meter burst into flames, killing everyone for miles around
Jul 25, 2026 8:34 PM
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The Cringe-O-Meter burst into flames, killing everyone for miles around
Zammurkele
spontaneous9
HogWashDiddler
Come on, little blood clot, i cheer you on every day
Aeonika
a blood clot killed my mom at 66 a couple years ago. I almost got killed by one 10 years ago. and yet here I am cheering for one.
Nukls
Harm
'Also my meme most likely will die with you'
FlintNorth44
UnattendedDeviant
Obviously someone wrote it for him then had to explain it to him because *he didn't understand.
He doesn't think anyone understands it because he struggled to grasp the joke himself.
dynskeet
Struggled *and failed* to grasp the joke
BastardMan1977
Same when he found out "dumb" has a b at the end
tinydog
Columbus43219
Rodney Dangerfield - The other night, my wife surprised me a the door wearing a sexy nighty. The problem is she was coming home!
HighSorcerer
If you asked Trump who Rodney Dangerfield is he'd probably say he doesn't listen to hip hop.
UncleMartha
"The other night I went to a bar, the bartender asked what I wanted. I said, 'surprise me', so he showed me a naked picture of my wife!"
GimcrackGewgaw
My girl said "Come over, nobody's home!". I went over. There was nobody home!
grandfalloon
I'll never forget my first blind date. I go up to the girl and say, "Are you Denise?" She says, "Are you Rodney?" I say, "Yeah." She says, "I'm not Denise!"
1eventHorizon9
He's so fucking stupid.
sturmhauke
I will never understand how a person can look at this barely sentient duffel bag full of putrescence and think, "Yeah, that's my dude!"
DragonThunderUndertaking
Their religious faith was corrupted and turned into their political party and then focused into this one man. They don't see it or any distinction between the things, it's purely informed by blind faith. Which is why so many just point blank refuse to believe he's a pedo, their entire identity, religion, and hope is in this one man. I'm sure their heart starts racing the moment any doubt ever creeps in almost like a PTSD reaction of some sort.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
You are doing this moment a disservice. He actually went on longer about how good the joke was, saying he thought it was the best part of the whole speech.
Im considered a funny guy but not everything you put out is going to be gold. You make a joke about it not landing and move on. He seemed genuinely bothered that no one reacted
UncleMartha
So it goes with narcissists. He's the funniest guy ever in his own head, he just can't comprehend that people might not agree with him. You know he refused to let anybody write material for him, too. Surely some right-wing, hack comedian could have written a handful of jokes that would at least follow the structure of comedy, but no, Donny knows best.
barbarian818
And he's surrounded by sycophants. He literally has a woman following him around with a battery powered printer running off copies of stories she thinks Trump will like. He's a narcissist who has managed to land well in past his head in positive reinforcement.
BastardMan1977
trump hasn't made love to his wife in 20 years and going up a flight of stairs would probably kill him. (fingers crossed)
Jamerperson
Oooh. I'll add a broken elevator to my wish list
parabolic000
All reports I've read say he exclusively receives oral. And as the fox said, he's never once made anything even resembling "love."
barbarian818
Completely selfish in the bedroom you say? yeah...that tracks.
parabolic000
there's also something pathetic about not even being willing or able to hump 'til completion.
LZorro
I don't think he's ever "made love" in his life. Whatever grunting, sweaty spasming he manages to achieve couldn't be considered "love".
onepinksheep
There are times when I envy the illiterate.
BastardMan1977
Good point
Uptoo11ven
Thanks for the greasy image there bud.
malachilenomade
Here
Starlatan
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXprM29hdWlzZXFyc2g2Nmx3Z3kxNmZmOTcycGo2MWFhN2J2MDdpaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UZiCm4W1O0gGk/200w.webp
5v4297j9fj1
Please don’t make me think of it.
firlefranz
karlfrack
Dirt nap ASAP
MrFancyPanzer
Jesus, that's just painfull
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Grimlinnan
Aeonika
redditmcredditface
he didnt even get the joke
Snooj
Happens here at 51:40. The reason he rambles on is because not one single person laughed. And after they didn't laugh and he explained it he immediately said that someone else wrote his speech for him. It's like watching a teenager give a presentation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGDTiTfovwI
FoamingToad
Jesus. I'd seen it written down but heck, that was the most atrocious delivery I've ever seen. I understand that he sees having a sense of humour as a net positive, but damn it if he didn't manage to absolutely blow it with that attempt. Can't even read other people's words appropriately for his own image. What a loser.
Snooj
He knows that getting people to laugh means they like you so he tells the most low-hanging fruit jokes possible which mean 50% punching down and 50% saying absurdly nice things about himself. That's all he knows how to do and it's no more humor than tickling someone. In both cases people laugh. In neither case have you done something funny.
SpartaWolf117
nimeton0
SirRealOfTheShire
Hawkgirl203
It’s real. And it’s horrific to hear him tell it. He has never laughed in his entire life, so he tried to imitate a laughing noise. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DQxntiM9U/
dirtyFrenchman
Fishy820
Supposedly in all the articles I saw this was everyone the whole night. Dead fucking silence when he tried to tell a so called joke. Just rambled all night about the usual shit he has posted on truth social already
bobgunrunnersmith
As entertaining as an anal fistula.
retiredoldpainintheass
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Zionist Joe was one too
InfocalypseRising
"Please clap." - JEB!
PostalHeathen
If we can't give him a Mussolini, then I'll settle for a Stalin.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Nobody understands any of the dumb shit you say, donny.
cloudstrife046583000
Did you know dumb has a b in it? Not many people know that I've heard.
RetrogradeLlama
And Republicans cheer him on.
drousnavat
You guys ever think about how one little bloodclot could make so many people so happy
stabbermcshooty
I can think of a fee more efficient ways w
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Every time I am made aware that it hasn't happened yet.
yourdesiredusernameisnotavailable
joshuasplinth
I’m really worried about how MAGATs are going to react to celebrations, cuz they’re gonna be everywhere.
kickingbird1959
Only if the bloodclot puts him IN prison and scrapes back the MILLIONS he has stolen from the people of this country (and the world)
FukcTedCruz
It's the reason I don't believe there is a god.
thedudeman519
An international holiday
Neednoggle
Every single day
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Every. Fucking. Day.
Poppypoppoppop
But doctors keep getting in the way
darthnerdus6236
Sometimes I remind my self that there's a good chance it happens on video.
WellGoodLuckWithThat
I love the idea of him being trapped with the press gaggle on the Qatari AF1 with the maha lettuce shits while Iran is trying to shoot him out of the sky and then we see their drones peel away because he tripped over his bone spurs in the fog of war with whiskey pete and their services are no longer needed.
Him dodging ‘nam and then dying (politically at least) because he created the next one is a perfect reality TV ending.
thean
You know that poor guy in Downton Abbey who had the stomach ulcer rupture at dinner?……..
Jaqdakloun
Or one little bullet
Recursiv3
Every single day I wake up hoping I'll see a big headline
earthwormulljim
Yeah… which means that pos will live to be 120 probably since we are in the worst timeline.
shitheadtookmyname
I was a Christian, but stopped being one bc the fact that he's still alive is proof there is no God
Iamathighman
Waiting for the “golden cheeseburger.”
sv1rr
Since we're talking about Trump I want it to be the biggliest, best anyerism in the universe.
drousnavat
If we are talking about what we wanna see, I would love for him to prove Spontaneous Human Combustion is real on live TV.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Or he could just pop like a balloon like Alex Jones did.
SmergBlaerghl
MagicBeets
firlefranz
firlefranz
Hatlled
Surfbreaker83
I can't wait to see this on front page and not in the comments.
Hatlled
/gallery/im-back-business-daddy-lpFmvHF
It's posted there.
eion85
Every morning I wake up in hope of reading the best news story of my lifetime.
AlienJeffries81
You're not alone bsky.app/profile/today-maybe.bsky.social
dendiverdown
Same. First thing I do is to check if he died overnight
eion85
Absolutely, you don't want to miss a moment of that unqualified joy.
caerulakid
Aortic dissection, I wanna make sure the job gets done.
bayesiancuttlefish
You can survive an aortic dissection if it’s small enough and you recognize is as soon as it is happening.
Now a good ole cerebral aneurysm letting go…
shitheadtookmyname
I have a friend who had one. He's still alive bc his wife was with him, and she's a cardiologist who knew exactly what was happening and leapt into action. He's blind in one eye and in a wheelchair, and couldn't speak for a while, but he's alive and has a pretty good QOL. point is, Trump would get even faster, better care as president. No guarantee the job gets done with that.
caerulakid
I do not need your sour reality Cheerios in my dream cereal bowl, sir or madam.
chumpacabra
The Aristocrats!
RalphH
They did not only walk up the stairs!
lifeisadadjoke
Not enough people know that amazing reference. Bob Saget's version makes wallpaper peel.