Mar 30, 2022 2:20 PM
AgeingAss
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purdhapley
That’s one accurate title right there.
FierceAndAdorable
Gotta give her credit so many would not e en attempt it
Edgarflaps
QueefMalone
Jagerbeast
Salt life
WoodHandle
No weigh.
ciscoxing626
No muscle in those thighs
obtuse999
Someone has to do a shooting stars meme from this.
RCSpotz
Voric13
Orb99
Bueno
EricPisch
I am disappointed you reposted this on,y two days after it was on the front page
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Splat!
3rdNameUsed
DesertSpiney
An object in motion tends to remain in motion.
foesmono
Until such object plants its face into the ground
SlutAtNight
That’s why we hate to get out of bed because the opposite is true
Schism666
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Do these come with brakes?
RobertTheBruise
You didn't see the trolley come to a sudden stop?
spookysexyskeleton
YOU are the brake.
PMMeAnimeThighs
Tip: leather gloves. So that you don't cut your hand in half trying to slow down.
PrinceOfWhales
Sticks the landing.
OverMyDadBody
Landed on sticks.
She underestimated the gravity of the situation.
That's heavy!
pennypoohbear
I'm going to be that person and say this was probably really hard for her to do and I feel bad for her.
fartharder
Honestly I would have been more not disappointed if she'd happily made it to the end.
trennerson
She could lose a finger. Dangerous.
KarateCanine
Little farther and she'd have landed on her feet
scribetree
Pretty sure her feet would’ve landed in her.
Oxymuncher
More like crumpled on her feet
Fluffometer
She forgot to push the ctrl key to minimize fall damage
clintbacca
Is this Elden Ring content ?
the12thletter
Or roll to cancel the landing animation
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
You can jump from ~10 floors up if you just roll when you hit the ground.
PragmaticPrimate
jumping up from ~10 floors isn't the problem: Jumping down is.
Phrogprince
I feel bad for her. I bet that because of her size she misses out on things she would enjoy. It’s a shame she suffered for the attempt.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Of course I feel bad for her. But it's important to to be able to laugh at absurdity, and hope one day she can look back and laugh, too.
And hey, if nothing else, one day she'll have one hell of a story to tell for a round of drinks.
VagisilToothpaste
Us XXXL folk do really end up missing out on a lot of cool/fun things. It sucks, but it's the price we pay for not taking care of our body.
glenlochie
For once I wanted a happy ending.
JesusShaves
that’s what she said
RandomGuy12345678910
Go find a shady massage parlor
Pretty much sums up reddit. I'll go there next
telecomteardown
I'm a little disappointed there isn't sound.
SlightlyDodgy
They lost it last week when it posted
bolobass
...there was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom
LazerUnicorn
*splat*
barzival
You will be a little disappointed in this video...
MoreAwesomerDan
Whoevertore
Thwumph
gablestout
I could still hear it
Wikipedo
*Wilhelm scream* (but it's the ground making the noise)
iamdanman
To hear the straining of the cord
akom
Just insert the sound of trees screaming.
anotherIngloriousHandle
because it ain’t over until she sings
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip. SPLAT.
rangerdood
I distinctly heard a slide whistle as she flipped.
BalderdashRapscallion
She says "ALLEYOOP!" like an old time trapeze artist right before the flip.
SmokyDoggg
Raadottaja
Vikrant0Singh31415
proracing53
DeanGulberri1
Looongtimelurker
Didn't disappoint
TallLightnHandsome
DUDE!!!!!
BethWifeEver
profloyo
Nuclear launch detected
notblubber
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-flup
crimpitdown9001
Same sound when I unzip my pants
I think you've missed your calling as a subtitle writer.
mercbrit
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I'm disappointed there's no sound @OP. What is this the silent film era? The early 1900's? Fixed, sort of:
jenzhere99
It'd be even better if there was a fart sound when she hit the ground
BlahBlahBlacksheep555
OMG, I can't stop laughing at that sound.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
FUCK ME I damn near died in the break room because of you xD
TejelPejel
I expected to hear Smash Mouth's "some... BODY!"
LucyInTheSkyWithLavender
cptwott
I was really hoping for a Wilhelm Scream
I thought about that too but it would need to be a longer fall to accommodate the sound effect. That was a really short fall.
zsuzsicica
I was hoping for more of a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sound like a zipper
professorfink
Thank you for your service
Kats8652
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
welp, thats canon now
Thank you
HadnoChoice
Yes...Thank you ??
Sepheroth9000
That was exactly what I thought it would be.
DustBunny99
Way better
imgursample
I was expecting the rope, the cable, or the tree to break.
koboshi
Yes
duffman3335
I thought for SURE she was gonna bottom out in the middle.
It was close!
ILikeTinyBoxes
Are you disappointed?
WorkSnakes
I expected a face plant, but not in that way.
TheOGPooner
The dead plop on her face… I can’t breath…
AFistfulOfDollHairs
By the amount of sod in her face I’m willing to wager that neither could she.
Just really wonderful.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"Yeah, it can hold you. But... can you hold you?"
wickld
I cannot hold me. It's good to know your limits.
CrashInfinite
I'm a skinny dude and that same thing happened to me. You need to put a stop on the line and a lean spot to disengage. It's just physics.
MechaNinja
Didn't physics flip her before she let go? That's how it looks to me. Maybe she shouldn't have leaned back so much.
If you have enough upper body strength, you will feel the torque but you won't be violently ripped off. Physics did everything here.
Was it at the transition point from downslope to up that happened? That's what it appears to me.
Not entirely sure what you're asking? I'm just saying, if you can do a pull-up you should be fine. If you can't...
Theory89
"Can she get in a row boat without sinking it?"
eronth
Only if you're ready for it. I can do pullups, but I've been ripped off things like this before due to unexpected stops.
TruthJusticeFreedomAndAHardBoiledEgg
most ziplines have something on the wire to stop you going full George of the Jungle at the other end. I think it was that.
FloodingWaters
Yeah, she hits the stopper at the far end
purdhapley
That’s one accurate title right there.
FierceAndAdorable
Gotta give her credit so many would not e en attempt it
Edgarflaps
QueefMalone
Jagerbeast
Salt life
WoodHandle
No weigh.
ciscoxing626
No muscle in those thighs
obtuse999
Someone has to do a shooting stars meme from this.
RCSpotz
Voric13
Orb99
Bueno
EricPisch
I am disappointed you reposted this on,y two days after it was on the front page
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Splat!
3rdNameUsed
DesertSpiney
An object in motion tends to remain in motion.
foesmono
Until such object plants its face into the ground
SlutAtNight
That’s why we hate to get out of bed because the opposite is true
Schism666
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Do these come with brakes?
RobertTheBruise
You didn't see the trolley come to a sudden stop?
spookysexyskeleton
YOU are the brake.
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
PMMeAnimeThighs
Tip: leather gloves. So that you don't cut your hand in half trying to slow down.
PrinceOfWhales
Sticks the landing.
OverMyDadBody
Landed on sticks.
PrinceOfWhales
She underestimated the gravity of the situation.
OverMyDadBody
pennypoohbear
I'm going to be that person and say this was probably really hard for her to do and I feel bad for her.
fartharder
Honestly I would have been more not disappointed if she'd happily made it to the end.
trennerson
She could lose a finger. Dangerous.
KarateCanine
Little farther and she'd have landed on her feet
scribetree
Pretty sure her feet would’ve landed in her.
Oxymuncher
More like crumpled on her feet
Fluffometer
She forgot to push the ctrl key to minimize fall damage
clintbacca
Is this Elden Ring content ?
the12thletter
Or roll to cancel the landing animation
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
You can jump from ~10 floors up if you just roll when you hit the ground.
PragmaticPrimate
jumping up from ~10 floors isn't the problem: Jumping down is.
Phrogprince
I feel bad for her. I bet that because of her size she misses out on things she would enjoy. It’s a shame she suffered for the attempt.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Of course I feel bad for her. But it's important to to be able to laugh at absurdity, and hope one day she can look back and laugh, too.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
And hey, if nothing else, one day she'll have one hell of a story to tell for a round of drinks.
VagisilToothpaste
Us XXXL folk do really end up missing out on a lot of cool/fun things. It sucks, but it's the price we pay for not taking care of our body.
glenlochie
For once I wanted a happy ending.
JesusShaves
that’s what she said
RandomGuy12345678910
Go find a shady massage parlor
glenlochie
Pretty much sums up reddit. I'll go there next
telecomteardown
I'm a little disappointed there isn't sound.
SlightlyDodgy
They lost it last week when it posted
bolobass
...there was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom
LazerUnicorn
*splat*
barzival
You will be a little disappointed in this video...
MoreAwesomerDan
Whoevertore
Thwumph
gablestout
I could still hear it
Wikipedo
*Wilhelm scream* (but it's the ground making the noise)
iamdanman
To hear the straining of the cord
akom
Just insert the sound of trees screaming.
anotherIngloriousHandle
because it ain’t over until she sings
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip. SPLAT.
rangerdood
I distinctly heard a slide whistle as she flipped.
BalderdashRapscallion
She says "ALLEYOOP!" like an old time trapeze artist right before the flip.
SmokyDoggg
Raadottaja
Vikrant0Singh31415
proracing53
DeanGulberri1
Looongtimelurker
Didn't disappoint
TallLightnHandsome
DUDE!!!!!
BethWifeEver
profloyo
Nuclear launch detected
notblubber
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-flup
crimpitdown9001
Same sound when I unzip my pants
telecomteardown
I think you've missed your calling as a subtitle writer.
mercbrit
SmokyDoggg
I'm disappointed there's no sound @OP. What is this the silent film era? The early 1900's? Fixed, sort of:
jenzhere99
It'd be even better if there was a fart sound when she hit the ground
gablestout
BlahBlahBlacksheep555
OMG, I can't stop laughing at that sound.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
FUCK ME I damn near died in the break room because of you xD
TejelPejel
I expected to hear Smash Mouth's "some... BODY!"
LucyInTheSkyWithLavender
cptwott
fartharder
I was really hoping for a Wilhelm Scream
SmokyDoggg
I thought about that too but it would need to be a longer fall to accommodate the sound effect. That was a really short fall.
zsuzsicica
I was hoping for more of a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sound like a zipper
professorfink
Thank you for your service
Kats8652
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
welp, thats canon now
AgeingAss
Thank you
HadnoChoice
Yes...Thank you ??
Sepheroth9000
That was exactly what I thought it would be.
DustBunny99
Way better
imgursample
I was expecting the rope, the cable, or the tree to break.
koboshi
Yes
duffman3335
I thought for SURE she was gonna bottom out in the middle.
Sepheroth9000
It was close!
ILikeTinyBoxes
Are you disappointed?
WorkSnakes
I expected a face plant, but not in that way.
TheOGPooner
The dead plop on her face… I can’t breath…
AFistfulOfDollHairs
By the amount of sod in her face I’m willing to wager that neither could she.
Sepheroth9000
Just really wonderful.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"Yeah, it can hold you. But... can you hold you?"
wickld
I cannot hold me. It's good to know your limits.
CrashInfinite
I'm a skinny dude and that same thing happened to me. You need to put a stop on the line and a lean spot to disengage. It's just physics.
MechaNinja
Didn't physics flip her before she let go? That's how it looks to me. Maybe she shouldn't have leaned back so much.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
If you have enough upper body strength, you will feel the torque but you won't be violently ripped off. Physics did everything here.
MechaNinja
Was it at the transition point from downslope to up that happened? That's what it appears to me.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Not entirely sure what you're asking? I'm just saying, if you can do a pull-up you should be fine. If you can't...
Theory89
"Can she get in a row boat without sinking it?"
eronth
Only if you're ready for it. I can do pullups, but I've been ripped off things like this before due to unexpected stops.
TruthJusticeFreedomAndAHardBoiledEgg
most ziplines have something on the wire to stop you going full George of the Jungle at the other end. I think it was that.
FloodingWaters
Yeah, she hits the stopper at the far end