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YanRoy
That would be because he ran into the house to rape the child. Didn't even see the fire
KittyDish
why WOULD Trump save a baby!?
RIxspacexCK
trump is the baby, and the nation is on fire
GuntherG
As always with the right, it's pure projection.
Biden/Obama could do anything that helps humanity immensly, and they would still whine about it.
The left have however acknowledged the extremely few good things Trump have done...
Lekonua
“If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike!”
SolidIronBanana
If a baby was in danger, we all know what he'd do.
PileOfWalthers
Trump’s Attorney General Bill Barr was also AG under Bush during the Ruby Ridge siege so Trump is probably OK with shooting women and children, as further evidenced by the murder of 200 school girls in Iran.
akafluffy
If Trump were ever in a house fire, he wouldn't be able to escape alone, let alone save anyone. A brisk walk away from danger and managing a few stairs is literally his kryptonite.
Adamekora
Remember this?
KittyDish
what.....the honest f*ck?
dontrike
I doubt Trump could make it across the room before dropping the baby.
bittenicht39
Remember when he posed "thumbs up" in a hospital with a baby whose parents just died?
4chanrefugee
bittenicht39
Yup, that‘s the one. My memory sucks because it does not forget these things.
Bundalicious
Trump would only save a baby so he could rape it afterwards.
Anaphriel
Like he ever would though. So, not really a strong argument.
seehemewe
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trump did a good thing getting rid of the penny. It should've been done by W two decades ago. Trump admin did good in making the COVID vax. I will never not agree when Trump does something good that it is good. BUT he has done so much bad awful corrupt things that it vastly outweighs the few good things he has done.
KittyDish
Operation Warp Speed was awesome. "of all of Sauron's works, the only fair..."
TheMightyMollusk
I'd be mad that he made it out of the fire.
Bystandr
Oh, this is FUN ! Like: "IF" Trump never cancelled USAID, some estimate now that over 1.2 million people would still be alive, globally.
MaybeIllDisappear
If he did something good I would acknowledge it... If....
wolfbro86
Operation Warp Speed was legitimately good, even if he tries to run away from his involvement with the Covid vaccine now.
MaybeIllDisappear
Warp speed was good, as was the Stimulus checks. Operation Warp Speed was a joint effort between the HHS, DOD, and private companies. His White House jumped on at the end to take credit, and those departments have now been gutted and completely restructured.
The stimulus checks were an act of Congress that the White House intervened with and slowed down so he could put his name on it and make it about him.
But I do acknowledge those were good things that happened during his administration.
Raventhief
9/10 house fires today are due to Trump. So he'd most likely be undoing a problem he caused at great expense to the US in both money and respect.
Garwoodxx
The only circumstance when he would hold a baby is as a human shield. And MAGA would still vote for him.
mardukkur
If Trump wasn’t a stupid crooked racist rapey piece of shit republican voters wouldn’t have elected him. We hate him for the reason you like him- he’s scum.
8gigsofshark
Trump actually did something I wanted to see happen (ended minting of pennies) but he did it in such a stupid and thoughtless way that I can't even be a little relieved that one good thing came out of this shithole administration. Everything he touches turns to feces.
PutItInNeutral
Trump would call the people inside a house fire suckers and losers.
SMarkt
And then he would close the fire stations and transfer the money saved to his account.
ideasbychuck
If Trump saved a baby from a house fire, it would be because he wanted to date her in 16 years.
fubizdaddie
I feel like 16 is optimistic for him. Besides, toddlers don't understand deferred gratification.
pothocket
"If Trump wasn't a pedophile liberals would still accuse him of raping children" - red hat arguments in a nutshell
imyourrealdad
“If” Trump were to do something that wasn’t horrifying, liberals would be shocked
davebarton315101
At that point we would be bothsidering ourselves, we’re kind of dumb that way.
relsky
If I heard reports that drumpf saved a baby from a fire, I would believe that drumpf started the fire and put the baby in the house solely to be seen "saving" the baby. I would also want the baby screened for sexual assault.
davebarton315101
You’re not considering the possibility of very well done with lots of ketchup?
FoxxoniusAugustus
It's more likely that he set the fire to collect the insurance money and so he could build slums over the ashes.
davebarton315101
Or eliminate the evidence of abuse.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyFox
Saxytimes
He would throw the child back in so there's no witnesses
SleepyHollowAppleTree
If trump was in a burning house with an infant, it means trump brought that infant with him and lit the house on fire and you don't get to be a hero for solving the problem that you caused. Also trump doesn't do anything when people need help. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/a44116/donald-trump-elderly-man-dying-howard-stern/
Dannoboyo
Donald Trump once turned away from an unconscious 80-year-old man who had hit his head
"Get that blood cleaned up, it's disgusting"
Published: 03 October 2017
cgt9803
"Stop that and pay attention to me again!"
25nZ5O5
"you don't get to be a hero for solving the problem that you caused"
Denise from GTA SA:
futhor
Trump and Musk are directly responsible for literally hundreds of thousands of children's deaths
MULDER69420
This
YouRadicalizedMe
Off with their heads already!!!
WitchIrkalla
Trump is dying. And he is doing so while going crazy as all his crimes come to a head and all of his skeletons poor out of the closet. He will die miserable, crazed, screaming on social media because he knows no one loves, or cares about him in any way that matters.
I'm enjoying watching that saging pedophile shit himself and suffer. I just wish he wasn't in the whitehouse.
Vero2020
Confiscate all of their wealth first. They deserve to suffer.
Sorrontis
I'd be worried about why Trump is in a house with a lone baby
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
You know why, we all know why.
phoenix0path
He was hungry?
MassiveCollisionY
Yeah I'd shine a blacklight on that baby
m0nkeymagic
Like the one he had killed and thrown in a river? (Epstein files is the source).
HandoB4Javert
urusername2
Pedophile in Chief!
MechaNinja
And why he started the fire...
DiegoHall
😂
OrionRex
To hide the evidence of what he did to all the other kids in the orphanage.
FussyZeus
BeaverOnFire
BananaForScaIe
I'd be worried about Trump taking one more breath. But also he's shown some restraint with those < 6 years old.
EmptyHouseBurglar
What a terrible, if accurate sentence you've written. I wish this sentence, like many others, was never constructed... because it was never needed. Alas: there be monsters and crony capitalism
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I don't know there is the story of him paying to have the uncle of the girl her paid to rape and his baby killed.
BananaForScaIe
I don't know that story. But he's pretty famous for "I'd date her in 10 years" LYKE THATS A COMPLIMENT.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I don't remember the details but the girl claim he paid her uncle to rape her. She got pregnant and he then paid the uncle to kill the baby and throw its body into the lake. At least that is how I remember it.