Betcha didn't know you wanted this.

Mar 23, 2016 5:28 AM

bellaluna

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Happy snakday to youuuu

snake

aww

I would never do this to my python. Going anywhere near her head freaks her the hell out

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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Must find hats for my snek

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Iranian Ambassador?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aww heck

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mlem

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

First time I've ever "daaaaaaw'd" for a nope noodle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only way i'll updoot nope ropes is if they're wearing hats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you like my new musssstache?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were right, I didn't see that coming.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is hisssterical!! get it? Hiss? Cause snakes hiss? I'll show myself out.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Ive had many snakes, from chill balls to exotic venomous. No snake has every had an odder temperament (almost personality) than my hognose.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about a vest now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heck

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a snaaaaaek. Im a snaaek. I'm all slithery and sneaky cause I'm a snaek.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean.... THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hats on Danger noodles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Party sneks!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

How does something like this even happen????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First, have snake. Then have hats. I have the little Sneakums at home, now I must make hats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must get snek

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ball pythons are the best!!!

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Wow! Is that a snek with a top hat and a monocle? That's where i draw the line! Come on Masterchief, let's get the fuck out of here!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Nathan Scott Phillips, he ma best friend!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heck

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Snakes wearing hats are a new favorite thing of mine.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

There is a Facebook page dedicated to it (Snakes with hats), better late that never :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize that orange snake was a tiny-ass snek until the finger.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Before the finger, when the camera focuses you can see it's on a paper towel.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't notice that. I don't usually look at the background in these types of pics. Thought it was on some blanket or something.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SNEKS

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 4

Danger noodle

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

YOU'RE A DANGER NOODLE

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

v

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HI SNEK *snuggle*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a thing? I'm getting my snake a hat asap.

10 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

Seriously I always see shit like this and remember that my snake loves head rubs and would totally let me put hats on him!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I realize that this sounds like I'm talking about a dick but I am not. Ahaha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*snek

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

*Asp

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Post pics!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'll have to do that tonight!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaand he posts a dick pic with a teeny hat on it. Turns out he meant his purple headed cobra.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Lik

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