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Typical Dads' Birthday
Sep 3, 2013 12:58 AM
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themostmodesthumanbeingyoullevermeetinthewholeentireuniverse
I bought him a print of Bill Murray as a general. It hangs in the dining room now.
Morbidly
This...this gif is broken.
NegativeNarwhal
My Dad's birthday gift was a camping trip to Yosemite! Paid for my me! :)
howswhatnow
Typical 1950's outlook on who makes the money in the home.
CountDantes
The wife: "Surprise! They're divorce papers. I've made more money than you for years and yet it's still 'your' bank account. We're done."
aguyuno
This.
zidaneshead
Looks like marlon brando in the godfather HAPPY!
BaconGod31
"Buy me a condom next time so I don't make another mistake"
serenityred
Thanks for making me spit juice all over my laptop
verbalhermanmunster
I'm laughing way too much at the thought of my dad saying this
Casnchaos
I hate wrapping paper and cards. Such a waste of money
erratica
*shrug* Men make the rules, dunno why they'd bitch about us following them. If you don't want to support someone, don't marry a housewife.
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Focus on your money too much and youll have no time for fun
7964234
Imma make this into a card...
rhyndzu
In 1950
grimmjohn
Married to the Sea!!
goodguyC
*Atypical
oogittyboogitty
Today's my dad's birthday and I have a big girl job now so now he can be extra excited about his best dad ever mug.
grufflesia
hey do you get your big girl panties before or after your first big girl job?
NotSoFlyDutchman
so where do you strip?
Arma
So many poorly chosen words... Excited. Big. Girl. Job. Dad...
wermer
I too read that wrong and had to go back and re-read it.
Dvipe19
I read blow job
JohnSmith88
me three
sharkey311
me threeve
RiseOfTheImgurnauts
We are all perverts.
ImMuddy
Mugs are kitchen tools.
kcloud
Confession bear: I'd ask for 20, then only buy him something worth 10.
kidneyscraper
Fact: Drew Fairweather (marriedtothesea, toothpastefordinner) used to be a research chemist with several patents.
tallroses
Why is this a gif?
OhFaceYeah
When it comes to Pops he doesn't care how expensive it is or who's money actually bought it.Mom could've made $75 on the side at a boutique
aguyuno
The sexism is a bit strong in this :/.
oscarc
Why is this a .gif?
jackbos
The nice think is knowing someone spent time thinking about you and what you would want as a gift. How it got paid for is irrelevant.
TheStickyWicket
I saved a little cash from my paycheck every week to buy my husband's present, so it had more meaning & not just using "our" money for it.
ImaRepost
As a dad, its all about the love
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
HEY, it's still a gift if you didn't buy it for yourself.
Tinki
Pretty sure that dual income is the norm, not the exception these days, yes? Also, it's socks and ties. Surprise!!
itswhateverokay
My parents have a joint bank account so even then my dad can totally check his account online to see when my mom and I got his present
itswhateverokay
and how much it cost.
housewife
I'm exceptional! Yay!
iamthisguy247
I think this post better fits previous generations. This is really applicable to my Dad, for example.
GeeUknit
But if you're a financial unit and your wife stays home to raise the kids, the money is both your money, not yours alone
shadowex3
Ties and dress socks are f#@%ing expensive, and good dress socks are like sex bags for your feet.
Keep6
this is sexist, fuck whoever made this, and posted it, douche bag.
JustGirlyThings
Thank god for gif
CoreyTheGr8
How long do I stare at it till it does something?
mutuallyrepulsive
gif used to be a standard image format for non-moving images as well, before PNG came along and ruined the show
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JustGirlyThings
Haha it is a gif, I was browsing on my iPod and it had to load as a gif before I could read it.
coelacanths
ShamrockFury
I bought my dad a meat smoker and a bottle of scotch for his bday, with my own money, he cried man tears.
OracleForCheap
Was he a recovering alcoholic and you lead with the phrase "Hey, you're no fun when you're sober"?
HowUnfortunate
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
As a father, if my 7 year old daughter would do this for me, I would also cry man tears.
LordeLordeLordeYaYaYa
Ron Swanson w
ould be proud of you, son.
ForeverTyrone
I am an out of work actor who has been looking into adopting a fully grown child. Interested?
mymomthinksimspecial
+1 for man tears. important distinction there.
yallgotanymoredankmemes
shooter45
good scotch?
grufflesia
a meat smoker? what was her name?
aguyuno
Old Glory
grufflesia
...hole
mymomthinksimspecial
oh you
TacticalChungus
My father only asks for underwear for his birthday.
grufflesia
plot twist: it's latex
Deathwingx12
*edible underwear
danzafan37
Mine is after shave. I get him after shave for father's day and his birthday each year; he wants me to keep my money, not spend on him
TacticalChungus
He asks for that too, but mostly underwear
LushForests
Aqua Velva?
danzafan37
No, this ridiculous stuff he has been using since at least 1990. We always get it at his local suit shop
aguyuno
Totally read this as 1890. I was all DAMN SON
MrWolfwood
True story a tad long - The first Christmas my dad and I spent together I was 20, I purchased him a surround sound system 1/?
MrWolfwood
His first words "Son if I need someone ill just buy it" I responded with "You take my gift you old fuck and you fucking like it" 2/?
MrWolfwood
He then cried a little and hugged me. First time I ever had the money to buy my dad a gift.
shadowex3
There's a point between father and son where it becomes acceptable, or even affectionate, to basically swear at each other.
grufflesia
then we fucked
MrWolfwood
Fucked shit up in Halo 2.
paulconroy
wincest