supercoolfresh
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This Valentines day... give her what she deserves..
Feb 9, 2024 9:00 PM
supercoolfresh
224476
850
22
This Valentines day... give her what she deserves..
4charactersorlongerwasalreadytaken
Pitza-Pie!
iktome99
https://imgur.com/yTSQMwp
BurlRavenscroft
Oh yeah I should get some stuff this weekend
ChristopherHallett
What she deserves? So, hard anal?
tautaula
We need a gif of that Kollectivet song only he's saying. 'Give me chocolate.' Bonus points if it's also got bits from the Babymetal song video, 'Gimme Chocolate.'
TrilithonStone
... based on the box I was guessing taco.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Just a slice of life.
Iliekbirbs
Im from Maryland, so I want Maryland crab cakes.
wadenelson1
Firsthalf.gif
MilkStoutOnTap
Knot’s gonna line. You got me and four staff.
Invisibleman1921
I have expected it to be a piece of bacon.
Or is that the anniversary gift?
RelentlessDevastation
That doesn't look like a motorized dildo
koolerthanjinx
Not with that attitude
MadHatter69
firlefranz
ItHurtsToSquirt
Rat is returning that slice to the store. Asked for no anchovies.
firlefranz
…and came back with a larger portion!
PrincessAris
Step one: Cut a hole in a box.
CiscoTheHorse
ChristopherHallett
To impress a chick, helicopter dick!
ryansmVillain
Step two involves putting something in the hole in the box
cbjfan
Step 3: make her open the box
ClownishAntics
Timeslice
I scrolled down specifically to see this gif. Thank you.
StayClassyImgurV2
Florida Stanley was the best
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
She wants the 3.14
CallMeMcGyver
I was positive there was going to be a dead rat in that box… it’s exactly rat coffin sized.
HIVp0sit1ve69
kcjo19xx5772
Please be a dick in the box
TheElevatedJimmie
My girl would want more than one slice
Subsound
Now she pretty much has to
Hemelsblauw
Personally, I'd rather half pizza from my favourite place than jewellery that I'm not gonna or even worse I find ugly. And expensive jewellery would give anxiety in more than one way, so I'd probably return it if okay.
Khornight
For some reason, I thought your favourite place might be your vagina… before realising you meant restaurant… I thought it was an odd way to keep it warm.
AlrightlyThen
Half?
Hemelsblauw
Have
wodensday
Pizza jewelry it is.
Hemelsblauw
Nooooooooooo
portraitsforfriends
Why not a whole pizza?
Hemelsblauw
Have