Can't be that bad. Works in a "Business Crop Top" (never seen that before), drives a Mercedes and lives in a modern home. She's doing fine. I wish I had her problems.
Had similar thoughts on the top. Not everyone could get away with wearing some half a shirt with their belly showing kind of outfit and call it professional
Jesus. You guys paused on the phone to tell it's a Russian bot. I paused on the half naked part cuz I'm a perv. We are not the same....... you are better.
It's like that old Tootsie Roll jingle. "The world looks mighty fake to me. 'Cause Russian bots is all I see. Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Russian bot to me."
I canāt understand what anyone would gain by having a bot post things on Imgur. It is not like they are making money on the post, so I have no idea why someone would do that.
Itās election time in America. Youāll see bot accounts repost lots of cute content, puppies, kittens, amusing shit like this. Then theyāll pop off some kinda innocuous political post without any tags (so it gets past filters), youāll see similar messaging on multiple social media platforms all at the same time.
It usually seems innocent, no big deal. But itās foreigners trying to shape and direct political discourse in the USA. Itās basic guerrilla advertising practices applied to politics.
The phone is in Russian, and somehow they assumed that OP is too. Because as we all know it's impossible to post content from a country other than one's own.
2 second look at the user. It's a bot account, likely Russian as we are leading up to an election but doesn't matter. You see the account, one day old, with a shit connection of reposts and no comments or in this case, comments leading to the reposts. It's certainly not a real user.
This! Some woman on FB (I know, I know) posted self righteously that she "only bought American". I replied that she needed to go to her clothes closet with a bunch of trash bags and immediately toss everything that was not made in the USA. And not to forget her lingerie drawer.
Huh... 2009... I guess this does put it in contention with the version I'd seen - by a Korean dude, although I think that was just yelling, not an elongated curse. Not sure if this is a "no new ideas in the world" or if two of them ripped off the other. Especially 15 years later - OP's girl might have been too young to even remember 2009, let alone some random skit show.
That's a funny way of saying she ripped off every detail of the original right down to the fucking Cornflakes without a single original thought of her own. But she's cute so I guess it's ok.
Yeah, she just wanted a reason to post herself half naked on the internet so the likes can temporarily replace the sadness. You know, like 90% of the THT posts on here
I love women! Seriously, I am a feminist. But I calls its likes I sees its. Posting half naked pictures of yourself anonymously on an image sharing site so strangers can gawk over them is attention seeking behaviour.
You see a woman wearing underwear for a completely legitimate reason, for a skit that involves showing your morning routine, and you think "she's an attention seeker and want people to gawk at her". And "anonymously" this is a repost dude, she would have posted it on her channel. You only think this because she's a conventionally attractive female. If a man was doing the same thing you wouldn't see it as attention seeking.
treknor
is there there no flexitime in the USA? I do not have to turn on the alarm on for years now ..
SilentSecretMan
Accurate
VeryLongTimeLurker
I would like to exit this ride
enco404
I want to get off Mr. Bones wild ride.
FaecalJacksonPollock
tiderfish
SoftKleenex
You're gonna exit it sooner or later whether you like it or not
Davedavedavedavedave
I did that today.
WhiteRhino723
Can't be that bad. Works in a "Business Crop Top" (never seen that before), drives a Mercedes and lives in a modern home. She's doing fine. I wish I had her problems.
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
Had similar thoughts on the top. Not everyone could get away with wearing some half a shirt with their belly showing kind of outfit and call it professional
seester82
Every. Single. Day.
DorkNaSa
š¶That's lifeš¶
firni
Irishtrailrunner
Every
Fucking
Day
certainlynotaserialkiller
cactuskid1956
Fat fap
DaveSamsonite
Fast? Somewhere in that day they donāt show her working out for a solid hour.
thetagger
Because that's what heroes do.
WorthEveryPenny
10/10
Jessebob42
Yeah.
Paoloc0mments
When your company pays a set amount of sick days per year, you dint get kudos for not taking them.
GiantFlyingLabia
Š ŃŠ¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Š¾Šŗ
certainlynotaserialkiller
meanwhile us poor people
allzquiet
The dude at :06 is my spirit animal
hogninja
Alistairetheblu
Ritawho
TheHuntedSnark
I like the cadence.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Yup....now repeat that going home in traffic and that's me
certainlynotaserialkiller
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
I highly doubt a rich person's problems are the same as a poor person's problems.
JesusToldMe
That clock tells me this is not 'merika.
InHarmsWay
Why set the phone alarm to 10?
zalagzny422
Jesus. You guys paused on the phone to tell it's a Russian bot. I paused on the half naked part cuz I'm a perv. We are not the same....... you are better.
DaveSamsonite
thatsmyfetish69
Iām in this video. But, I just got a new job. Offer letter coming in a couple days. Iām out!
OxJunk
Has a russian phone but cusses in English.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
c'est vache
quƩ se hace
ćććććŖć
DrQui
Fixed: BLYA-A-A-A-A-T!!!
certainlynotaserialkiller
i have a english phone but curse in russian.
ReverseSyzygy
I've heard many non-English speakers - in their native countries - curse in English
chaylar
Who gets to get up around 10am? I'm up at 5am.
zerogiven
People work different shifts.
DaveSamsonite
I literally cannot sleep past then. Itās 4:59 am here now
dudehiemer
PistolPeat
How can you tell?
dudehiemer
It's like that old Tootsie Roll jingle. "The world looks mighty fake to me. 'Cause Russian bots is all I see. Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Russian bot to me."
itypewerdsonline
MTS russia for the network provider on the phone. So either russia, belarus, or Armenia.
zapfastnet
By the pixels?
PistolPeat
Lots of people post shit quality. Just thought it was the same
odevon96538339
I canāt understand what anyone would gain by having a bot post things on Imgur. It is not like they are making money on the post, so I have no idea why someone would do that.
supervillainsevilmoustache
Itās election time in America. Youāll see bot accounts repost lots of cute content, puppies, kittens, amusing shit like this. Then theyāll pop off some kinda innocuous political post without any tags (so it gets past filters), youāll see similar messaging on multiple social media platforms all at the same time.
It usually seems innocent, no big deal. But itās foreigners trying to shape and direct political discourse in the USA. Itās basic guerrilla advertising practices applied to politics.
odevon96538339
Ah interesting, that makes sense
Uandi82muchBeer
PistolPeat
Missed that
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The phone is in Russian, and somehow they assumed that OP is too. Because as we all know it's impossible to post content from a country other than one's own.
Icanalreadytelliwillbepopular
Or you know other languages could be in Cyrillic, like Belarusian, or Macedonia, or Ukrainian. That surely is impossible.
Tychodin
The service provider is a Russian company.
fitgirl1
2 second look at the user. It's a bot account, likely Russian as we are leading up to an election but doesn't matter. You see the account, one day old, with a shit connection of reposts and no comments or in this case, comments leading to the reposts. It's certainly not a real user.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
If OP posts reposts, why would this one be from their country?
ollikahn
you should not share content from the nazi country even if you don't live there
Joedog624
What language do you think Ukraine speaks? Ukranian?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Well yes, most do. I can't tell it apart from Russian but I'm quite ignorant about both.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Pop quiz: The device you're using now, in what country was it made? What's its government like, how do they treat minorities? Repeat around your home.
yaddiex3
This! Some woman on FB (I know, I know) posted self righteously that she "only bought American". I replied that she needed to go to her clothes closet with a bunch of trash bags and immediately toss everything that was not made in the USA. And not to forget her lingerie drawer.
certainlynotaserialkiller
WhiteKnighted
.
Athiestwithajewishnose
This is noteasybeinwheezy on instagram and probably other socials
ilasid
Looks a lot like that actress that played Arya Stark.
tombeithemist
I personally get more of a Dark Willow vibe from wheezy tbh..
whoissamo
https://imgur.com/Sx6qTKI
BeerCir
"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" Mick Gordon
CausticCake
..
ConfirmologistUK
plainoldfool
I started using this as my alarm tone
JohnSmithterms
LegitOldSchool
This is legit my morning alarm.
whoissamo
Same!
ExaDeuce
I want this audio file.
SmoeAhsolse
Go here: https://audio-convert.com/video-to-audio
Paste in this url:
Select your file type, such as mp3.
Alfurin
.
PandAnomoly
BeerCir
BobHubert
GrosseChung
I saw a 10 on that clockā¦
xn1992
Think 10.14
Katateochi
isn't that like, just start applying for another job, late
GrosseChung
Right
lunicow
She had time to eat and shower, that's not an oh fuck moment!
hyjukilo
I know, right? When it happens to me, it's an 'OH FUCK' - bathroom, clothes, work stuff, out the door.
zerogiven
She's not necessarily screaming because she's late. She could be screaming because she exists.
imgonnaralph
Decent take on a five second films bit.
RobBobertyYT
I believe it's completely possible that two different people thought of this.
DukeOfTheFifth
A true martyr, he got fired for this
JerBearington
I knew I'd seen this
MyUsernameHas22letters
ghostalker
He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!
crimpitdown9001
I hear he's been having trouble with his TPS reports...
sharK11
two chicks at the same time
derrymerbles
Almost exactly the same time as well, but 5 minutes earlierā¦now Iām curious if itās supposed to be an homage?
foo431
https://youtu.be/Xo7hqvKJaos?si=xFuo5IOcCA-R_AHe
This is one I still quote
insaaanity
I like the original better
Treforce
Still my favorite bit after all these years.
schismatosis
You mean a straight up rip off? Completely plagiarized
Navrodel
Huh... 2009... I guess this does put it in contention with the version I'd seen - by a Korean dude, although I think that was just yelling, not an elongated curse.
Not sure if this is a "no new ideas in the world" or if two of them ripped off the other. Especially 15 years later - OP's girl might have been too young to even remember 2009, let alone some random skit show.
WeaponizedJerk
āTakeā more like completely stolen, shot for shot.
Tomcat1982
That's a funny way of saying she ripped off every detail of the original right down to the fucking Cornflakes without a single original thought of her own. But she's cute so I guess it's ok.
NeverUnmuteTheGIF
Shit, I forgot about them. Thank you so much for this reminder.
mrnomoniker
They had so many good bits.
Suovetaurilia
They had some great bits
leeopold
I'M DIGGIN TO CHINA!
geoffreyfourmyle
Clayman8
Still do. They're back at it again. Kelsey Kat and the Magic Trick are among my favorites. And of course the Cinqo de Mayo serie.
CJTFMadJack
'Absence of towels' is my go-to recommendation.
VidaVita
Yes! My favorite one! Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard.
KenKorte
OMG I had such the collection of these 5 sec films, they were awesome
Zeterai
BLUEBIRD.
demagreg365
She just completely plagiarized it
Merdock
Sounds like someone needs to make an addendum
youareagreatguybut
But with boobs!
zacknotzatch
Shewy92
Plagiarized? It's a video dog
Shewy92
It's a reboot.
aslum
doesn't look like a dog to me.
Ryebread91
Yeah. At least credit them
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Why, when you can do something and hope no one knows about the original. movies/music do it all the time.
TheThoughtIThoughtWasntTheThoughtIThoughtIThought
Yeah, she just wanted a reason to post herself half naked on the internet so the likes can temporarily replace the sadness. You know, like 90% of the THT posts on here
TheTechDweller
Found the incel. Immediately blaming woman for wanting to exist.
TheThoughtIThoughtWasntTheThoughtIThoughtIThought
I love women! Seriously, I am a feminist. But I calls its likes I sees its. Posting half naked pictures of yourself anonymously on an image sharing site so strangers can gawk over them is attention seeking behaviour.
TheTechDweller
You see a woman wearing underwear for a completely legitimate reason, for a skit that involves showing your morning routine, and you think "she's an attention seeker and want people to gawk at her". And "anonymously" this is a repost dude, she would have posted it on her channel. You only think this because she's a conventionally attractive female. If a man was doing the same thing you wouldn't see it as attention seeking.
TheThoughtIThoughtWasntTheThoughtIThoughtIThought
Hey you are a butt
TeaOverdose
Hint from a woman: use of 'attention seeking' is a red flag for a guy who definitely is not a feminist, and probably a creep.
TheThoughtIThoughtWasntTheThoughtIThoughtIThought
Good thing we found you. Women really need you to speak for all of them.