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heartlessninja6
Where did they register?
VerboseDood61
The folks who didn't knuckle under to trump, like doctor fauci are going to be the ones we remember! :)
Kitakita
Fauci is like the only Italian in a government position that's not a scumbag. He's so endearing.
Butterrz
It's because he is a scientist and doctor at heart, unlike the others in government who lust for power and wealth.
Notadoormatt
Oh great, now Joe Biden is gonna listen to experts who are overly qualified. Thanks a lot libtards
buttcreambandit
Says yes, immediately provides his professional opinion saying the president elects plan isn’t enough, still will have his job and plan will
buttcreambandit
Change. Cause you know, you hire people to listen to them
mickison
He went to Jared’s
LongTomFoolery
He didn’t go to Jared (whew!)
donthatemecauseimwittier
Oh that is funny! Well done!
OhNoPsychosis
I think we all knew Biden would ask and he’d accept but imagine if he didn’t. I wouldn’t hold it against him if he was just fed up.
somadicouldspitfire
Been wearing a n95 with a surgical mask over it mixed with handmade masks since March 15th... 60+ hours a week. Anyone not wearing a mask 1/
somadicouldspitfire
I hope never gets covid. It's awful and should be taken seriously. Glad the cheeto is leaving soon.
ladiedadiepewpew360
Almost the only American with a little bit of sense
MarcUK
Is it just me, or does the way Dr Fauci talk sound a bit like Christopher Walken?
CityYeti
A scientist thats at the top of his field, holding a position in office. I'm actually starting to tear up
mohavewolfpup
Oscarwildebastardson
His face says it all.
maholt
Are you sure he's qualified. I mean, what is he doing about dream demons causing lady cancers???
wildrook
He's more qualified than the guy who told you to put Hand Sanitizer in your bloodstream.
maholt
Don't forget about the suppositorial UV light. Perhaps not effective but it could be fun if you try it with a partner.
VC999999
Notice how DJT didn't have her or the pillow guy on the medical team treating him when he was at Walter Reed Medical Center.
IHateCakeDays
He has less than a year of experience about covid, most intern positions require 3-5 years /s
Aeav8r
wesborSmuggler
Time to get this disease under control with the right people in the right positions.
PajamaStripes
He looks so happy!
whatdoesittake
That's a smIle of a happy guy
Muunk
Fauci 2024
rkingesd365
I could think of worse.
Crawmak
Man I get what you're saying but I'd like a slightly younger president by then.
n0n53n53
no, we should only let people beyond retirement age run our country /s
zeacorzeppelin10
100 days of masks would be great
TheYodajen
FAUCI! FAUCI! FAUCI!
RedTailedHawk
Best wishes to the happy couple.
EmmaItalia23
Fauci put up w/ a lot of shit from Trump, and I'd want to be done w/ politics when it's supposed to be just science.
Everfearful
I'm immensely grateful for Fauci, but the man must be so tired after all this. After Biden I hope he gets some quality years in retirement.
meisa1291
He liked it so he put a vaccine on it!
jcoleman2164
Fauci deserves a statue.
beardsandbeers
He's probably close to the end of his career, so nice that he gets to go out with a real administration instead of that clown shit show.
AnimaMemeAnimal
America? Heh yeah
DrRad
Here’s where he was in his career 20 years ago:
IrateMeatAndMeatAccessories
14th edition.... what are they on now? 56th? 77th?
kanoPositivityMaker
At the current administration rate it has actually regressed
EmanNiemThcin
Kasper Hauser, that's funny.
kanoPositivityMaker
robygt
Amen.
Taaaarna
He still runs 3.5 miles a day. Probably healthier than most of us
aselleus
Fuck I'm 36 and was thinking i was maybe too old to.start running...
TigerThong
Hopefully he'll oversee the end of the pandemic. a bitter sweet end
CidColetti
I doubt it. He's been with NIH since 67, he'll be there til he drops. I work with a woman who worked closely with him at NIH helping to
CidColetti
write and approve research grants she said he never stop working.
CidColetti
I say that but then suddenly "in other news Dr. Fauci announces retirement.." lol
gradeD
If only rbg had had the same privilege
MadeYouLookAgain
Preach!
prettybigguy
I mean, she did. She could have done that at any point during the Obama presidency, when Congress was blue and she was first diagnosed
greentights
And Mitch & Lindsay wouldn't try to stop them how?
prettybigguy
Couldn't have in 2009
gradeD
No you're totally right of course. Big oops there. That is the hubris of the Clintonite libs for ya. God I wish they would stop fucking up.
OhNoPsychosis
I doubt he’s near the end.He will probably work till he drops honestly.Within his profession as long as you can keep up@to date you can work
somethingawesomeandgreat
Normal people retire at 65 here in Finland, even doctors et al. I guess he just wants to go on, even if this is USA
zobPilot
He’s 86
OhNoPsychosis
Yea he’s got another ten years in him.
Proffesional1Downer
At least
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Fauci is 80
thatguyisreallydeep
He's still 79. Turns 80 later this month.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
theupvotemachine
Guy jogs 4 miles a day at 79 and takes extreme good care of himself. Very high chance he hits a 100 years imo.
MrBobSaget
Yea, but he might want to step down and be a resource for the next person to hold his job as a means of smoothing the transition
Proffesional1Downer
Oh yeah just like trump isn’t going to do
KansasComrade
Right but trump doesn’t have any relevant experience as president anyway
MrBobSaget
I meant transitions between NIAID directors or CMAs, not administrations necessarily.
HighrockTendales
Insulting to both clowns and shit.
wandermanspacebot
After Trump, competence in leadership positions is most certainly a thing to celebrate.
starshroom108
You are right
Harryteeters
Whodathunk?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Fuck, I'd take a pet rock over him. No leadership is still better than active sabotage.
starshroom108
Very true my friend #petRock2028
geoffreyfourmyle
pezzle
I dont get it. Why would Joe Boden not get his third cousin twice removed to be chief medical officer? Clearly he would know more?
thegoldeneaglect
I feel like I want to give this a thumbs up but I am tired of being synical. Props to the good joke though
NotTheSameAnymore
Or hire a pharmaceutical lobbyist
purdhapley
I know right?!? At least get someone who used to organize dog races, or something fun like that. /s
GreenAppel
They’re an expert!
IRPAZ
rossimus
I looked all over and I couldn't find a fealty oath to Biden from Fauci anywhere! How else will Biden know that Fauci is unyieldingly loyal?
ReginaKasteen
Do we know that Fauci isn't secretly his third cousin twice removed? You know they're all related in the deep state. /s
CurbYourClassWar
I dunno, i don't get why he wouldn't hire the "cancer is caused by sex with astral demons" lady...she seemed legit......
PurifiedByLakeMinnetonka
Or an infomercial clown
IamTheBestAtDonutEating
Or the ghost sperm lady?
jipopotamus
Perhaps he's learning from Tumpy Bois mistakes and has observed how hard it is to gain essential pardons for family members...
skellington01
He should just hire Trump, Trump knows better than the scientists. Right?
StarmineRendezvous
*shudders*
golenrow
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
"I don't think science even knows..."
knotch2
"does it?" -Trump
errrikblack
To be fair, no one knows whatever the hell trump thinks he knows.
CurbYourClassWar
"Read the books"
itsthevoiceman
Not to mention, science isn't some singular physical body with a brain. It's a collection of efforts by hundreds of thousands of brains.
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
Now I'm just picturing the computer from hitchhikers but a giant brain.
jayman0123
He had an uncle that went to MIT, he really gets this stuff
TheS4ndm4n
I hear his uncle went to Harvard bistro and grill.
mcneelyj
y2sub
This is viewed as a success in nortn korea
bogus1983
What do you mean? He's no longer suffering from any ailments.
Wikipedo
"I really get this stuff"
CurbYourClassWar
"They all say, thats amazing, how you do you know this??"
fullmonte8787
Joe Boden would do that. Good thing we have Joe Biden
UnhelpfulAnswers
Call me a crazed radical leftist, but I'm in favor of scientists holding medical-related government positions
IHateCakeDays
Scientist aren’t always best to hold position where management of other scientist is key thing for success.
ZoidbergIsGreat
What?! That's insane! He should do something else like... housing instead! Filthy Commies
QueefMalone
You are clearly insane.
hitthatbomb
We would do much better as a nation if scientists held more positions across the board, and we behaved more like scientists rather than kids
DaveTheScientist
Me too! We need more of them, but I don't want it to be me.
ChaosSound
Uh I think Scientists should hold ANY science related government position. Enviromental, Ecological, medical, astral, ect.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I'm in favour of government positions being filled by people who are experts in the field of the given roll, in general.
aselleus
Burn the witch!
manystripes
But they'd just do useless stuff like help prevent disease instead of what the country really needs, more money in the pocket of politicians
paperfanman
Who would downvote this
UnhelpfulAnswers
Trumper. Because remember? "if elected, Biden will listen to scientists" - Trump
Lionly85
SoCiAlIsT!!!
langly3
You’re a crazed radical leftist! Carry on...
Voodoosmom
I believe someone involved with the public school system should be in charge of education. Js
WhyCantIHaveADog
Dr Jill Biden?
ILogInToUpvote
Know what's even weirder? Biden would actually listen if Fauci said we needed longer than 100 days, and would endorse the decision.
ThwartedHive
Yup, at least some sort of education in the field they will be governing
TheTimeless
Speaking of education, can we get people with some back in the education dept too? Our education system is a joke and doesn't need to be
Superchief86
You god damn commi nazi!
Thornaxe
I wish fauci was 10-15 years younger. He could have been a VP contender. We need more scientists and doctors in politics. 1/2
Thornaxe
Real doctors at least. Not rand Paul and Ben Carson. Bleh.
rkingesd365
100 days of masks? I sincerely doubt anyone in the US will go along with that. Oh do I hate it here right now...
sorryiguess
A lot of people I work with still don’t believe it’s real.
Tomadzo
I’ve been wearing masks the whole pandemic, but I’m not a fucking idiot and I believe in science so...
SeekingSomething
There’s a few of us left
monimoomo
Dozens of us!
NothingButReactionGifs
Do not despair. I'm well over 300 days of masks with no intention of stopping.
geoffreyfourmyle
That sweet TP stash tho
stulfer
If it includes a penalty for not having a mask on then yes people will start to follow it
myweaknessisstrong
Yeah, I’ve been wearing them since march. Massachusetts doesn’t mind.
massholesome
Fellow masshole here and you practically said same I just commented lol
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Oregonians all wear masks. I even went to the rural part of the state and saw them on everyone. NGL I expected different
fly4runner
I’ve been wearing a mask well over 100 days already. I’m in it for the long haul.
SleepyKitten
Thanks to your comment I checked how long it's been since I started wearing a mask...248 days. 100 will be a drop in the bucket.
urboyevan2
Us in connecticut wear them constantly, I pray others follow suit
DharmaAnitchIhave
I'm wearing a mask for life. Fuck it. Asians haven't been doing it for a million years to look cool.
StrangePaegan
A. I’ve invested in plenty of masks and B. I haven’t had a cold since March. Definitely keeping the masks.
oldguyexlurker
I agree, but I put my lack of colds down to the fact that my grandson has not been in preschool. He nor his little brother have been sick.
YesItIsMyRealName
I agree. I'm in Melbourne, city of over 5 million, now hitting 35 days of 0 cases. Masks work, they ARE cool, and they keep your nose warm!
DharmaAnitchIhave
They are totally cool. Just so happened at the beginning of this, an artist friend designed an Immortan Joe mask for my first one.
DharmaAnitchIhave
I'm super satisfied I can walk around and pay tribute, while also looking badass. Insert your own 'WITNESS' joke. I'm too lazy.
FurtiveGlancer
Because Americans also need to be reminded to wipe their asses...
RoryBlack1
Just tell them to look at Victoria Australia lol. We managed it and we are stubborn fucks
KoalaPommy
And we are day 36 now and still have to wear masks when in places where you can't socially distance.
KoalaPommy
Day 36 of No cases in the state (no idea how many days of mask wearing we are at)
massholesome
We have been wearing masks since March... it's not a big inconvenience some make it out to be.
Syaoron
I'm in Florida and have been wearing one since February. Its literally not a big deal
jaydawgx7
I've already had it and now know it barely affects me so I'm not afraid of it. Know what I do? I wear a mask to protect those around me...
LavaAxe
That's commie talk
UnPetitSugarcube
Lit
CgnCalling
Also, a tree ist not felled in one chop. There are enough variants out there to severely affect you next time. I don’t know if it has —>
CgnCalling
Been proven, but theoretically even an immune person can carry and infect others.
AzothTheGuildRat
Be afraid of what it can do to others for sure. But we don't know if it can infect you more than once yet.
Cthulhuchooseyou
It can. Already have been cases.
jaydawgx7
It can, but chances are it'll be even more minor for me since my body fought it. My only symptoms were tiredness and loss of taste/smell
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Unfortunately w/ novel viruses you could get it worse 2nd time or the 1st infection could reactivate like some viruses. We just don't know.
UnPetitSugarcube
Oof actually they're saying the second time you're infected the symptoms can be much worse
jaydawgx7
Can be for some, yes. However, “I expect that most reinfections will be asymptomatic,” -Antonio Bertoletti, an infectious disease specialist
DharmaAnitchIhave
Was totally gonna say the same. Can't remember where I got that knowledge, but I'm glad you've heard similar, so I wasn't imagining it.
wandermanspacebot
The smart ones will and that alone will make numbers drop.
haveanupvotegif
The smart ones have been doing this since March...
SailorJimmy
I haven't gone to a DnD Session in 9 months!! That was my only "social interaction" =(
haveanupvotegif
Zoom, my friend. Where there is a will there’s a way :)
wandermanspacebot
*The salvageable ones
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Doubt there are any of those, people already have their minds made up.
sfbrian1
We’ve already had about 100 days of masks here in Massachusetts
KMakyra
I've been wearing masks since day one. ... In a state of anti makers....
ATerribleArtist
I don't fight the order, but I will belly ache about it. I had to wear a mask for 6 hours on site. Nobody within 100 yards and I was outside
BastofBelial
I've noticed that *most* people who don't want to wear them do so bc of peer pressure. A mandate allows them to say, "Well damnit (1)
BastofBelial
the damn libtards said I have to or there will be consequences, what're you gonna do, ya know?" We can hope.
andwings2go
I live in a red county in FL that’s had a mask mandate since May. Most people wear them surprisingly
urboyevan2
Thank god!!!!!!
UpAloft
Nice thing about being in Utah is we don't have to worry about a second wave right now. We're still battling the first wave lol.
urboyevan2
And it pains me to hear tales of conservative Florida LOL
rkingesd365
My WI town had/have both state, city, and county mandates but didn't/don't enforce any of it. Numerous people and store employees 1/2
rkingesd365
2/2 can be seen daily without masks.
andyskeels
Wisconsinite here, yup, too many hoaxers.
Soggybathroomsock
Any non-compliant people will be punched in their uncovered noses without repercussions?
rkingesd365
Can I sign up for this task?!
UnPetitSugarcube
I approve this law